Scribe Report by Try-A-F*@k
Another Glorious Monday, no threatening rain clouds on the horizon.
Arriving at the pick up point at the Buffalo Bar, our baht bus was full 20 minutes before the departure time. I made a suggestion that we could leave early, as our new A-Site was in Bang Saray quite a long journey. But the drivers all wanted to leave together. Okay, no problem.
When we left and reached the Sukhumvit Road I found out why. IT WAS A RACE. The white baht bus had a Lady driver, and the other drivers were determined to beat her to the A-Site. Sure enough we made record time in getting to the A-Site.
On arriving safely, SEAL SUCKER made posturing gestures and said, “Thank God the driver didn’t have to brake hard as we would have had hashers spread all over the Sukhumvit Road”.
Arriving at the home of UNSTABLE LOAD the circle was set up in the unfinished house next to his. Very civilized, private, and cover in case of rain. Don’t forget Hashers now you know where he lives, there is a free barbecue every Wednesday.
Our illustrious GM MENTAL DISORDER gathered the hashers around him, on the threat of ice, bucket, and announced to shut the whinging ones up. He gave special dispensation to a pregnant hasher and crippled ones to sit in the circle.
Hares instructions given, chalk and paper, sounds like Full Moon Run.
JUST BLACK TOP
But the concession was by the returning runners and walkers, enjoyable. Thank you Belgians for setting the run.
THE RUN: 8.25 km
THE WALK: 6.2 km
FREE WILLY started the Raffle. And the winners were… MAYO QUEEN, ANDY WHOREHOLE, DEL BOY, DIRT LOONEY, TWO TIME, and an Australian Virgin.
The circle was as expected very entertaining. A good performance by The Best RA in the Hashing World, EMPEROR AIRHEAD. He gave a short history lesson on PH3. In the beginning there was only one group, The Runners, up to the present day which is made up of Runners, Walkers, Shirkers, Crippled Ones, and Beer Hunters.
MENTAL DISORDER iced all and sundry, everyone gets a turn on the ice with him. I was asked to mention our great Hash Flash LONE WOLF. Who was it who mentioned it? Ah yes, LONE WOLF did.
Have to mention DIRT LOONEY, he got his 100 Run Shirt. And it only took 27 years, starting in 1990.
A good day out and thanks again to the hares.
Next week’s scribe is to be announced
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 81
Hashers Present Last Week – 59
11 Wichuda Prakaykaeu; 3 Alicia Ward; 8 ANDY WHOREHOLE; 48 ARSE VAN HOLE; 614 BALL RINGER; 396 BELL END; 134 BEN 10; 33 BOB-A-GOB; 120 BURL IVES; 59 CASPER; 37 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 90 DEL BOY; 20 DOESN’T COME ENOUGH; 20 DREGS; 527 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1411 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 60 FREQUENT STREAKER; 644 G.I. JOE; 307 GANGREEN; 779 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 24 GIGGLE TITS; 112 GOLDEN RIVET; 12 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 13 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 7 HURTS HER VAGINA; 18 JACK WOW; 2 JUST ROSE; 125 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 711 LADY FLIPPER; 354 LIBERACE; 444 LONE WOLF; 144 LOST CAUSE; 203 MARATHON MAN; 39 MAYO QUEEN; 168 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 197 MENTAL DISORDER; 118 MISS USE ME; 26 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 758 MRS. HEAD; 198 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 2 PEDO PETE; 63 PHANTOM; 43 PINK DOLPHIN; 101 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 57 RAT VON KIEL; 240 SEAL SUCKER; 13 SHE’S THE BOSS; 706 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 733 SIR FREE WILLY; 732 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 895 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 5 SPEEDY GONORRHEA; 84 SPERM POLLUTER; 64 TELLY TUBBY; 55 THE WIZARD; 209 TWO TIME; 67 UNSTABLE LOAD; 823 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 344 WANK-KING’S WANKER
Returners – 10
2 BABY HUEY; 38 BOB SNOT HERE; 117 CRAPPER; 103 DIRT LOONEY; 222 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 14 GADDAFI’S HUSBAND; 73 POCKET SOCKET; 202 RUBBER DICK; 218 TRY-A-FUCK; 18 VIOS
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 10
7 LUCAN MADE ME CUM – Bangkok Hash, Thailand
1 Fon Mamthong – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 Jim Murphy – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 MRS LUCAN MADE ME CUM – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
8 NINJA PRINCESS – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 John Slater – San Diego Hash, USA
7 PATPOM – Siam Sunday H3
7 SNAKE BITE – Siam Sunday H3
1 EASY RIDER – Unknown Hash
20 GADDAFI’S BRIDE – Unknown
Virgins – 2
Leavers – 1
KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR
Anniversaries – 2
DIRT LOONEY was awarded his 100th Run T-Shirt.
CRIMSON PENIS was awarded his 50th Run T-Shirt.
Hash Name Events – 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners – 1
Hash Crash – GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER – GKW’s car had a fight with a motorbike.
~ none this week ~