Run 1739

Name:   Run 1739 - American Independence Day Run

Date:   Monday, July 3rd 2017

Hares:   Emperor Airhead, G.I. Joe, Sir Spaghetti Head, Necrophilia Night Rider and Wank-King’s Wanker

Runners:   80

Scribe:   Home Brew

Flash:   Lone Wolf and Baht Bus Gestapo

Location:   Highway 36 - behind Shell Station 1 km E of 3240

GPS:   12°56'32.79"N 100°59'58.70"E - download kmz file (Google Earth)


On this page:   Location Map, Scribe, Stats

On-On Bar:   Nicky's Bar

Link to:   Run 1739 Photos Page


Map to Run 1739 A-Site
Map to Run 1739 A-Site

—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Home Brew

After a commendably short ride we arrived at a nicely shaded A Site for the American Independence Day Run.

GM MENTAL DISORDER confirmed the distances and Nicky’s as the On On Bar, where after Run 1737 someone didn’t pay their bar bill. Any repeat offender would be subject to the death penalty or worse.

A flat start and a couple of back checks later I was up with the FRB’s. The usual suspects – including MUDCRACKER, DEL BOY, SEAL SUCKER, GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER with GI JOE lurking in the background.

After 5K MUDCRACKER was pushing the pace, and I was struggling after a steep climb and long back check. At 7K and after a loop (which many SHORTCUTTED) I was mid field again so a big effort seeing GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER (unfortunately injured), THE WIZARD, LOVE BOAT and SEAL SUCKER. Only to observe MUDCRACKER and GI JOE (how did he get there?) finishing in the distance…..

At the Circle GM MENTAL DISORDER welcomed and put the Hares on the Ice, wearing ventilated Uncle Sam hats no less. DEL BOY was put in the Bucket for what…..?

EMPEROR AIRHEAD, after a rendition of “One Eyed Trouser Snake” (aka “Pyjama Python”) with the Hares, gave us a history lesson on the American War of Independence. Namely, it was an outcome of the preceding 7 Years War between Britain and France. And Britain gave up rather than being defeated – a bit like the US in Vietnam really….

After THE WIZARD hosted a debate on the Australian National Anthem, he and PISSED AS A RAT were presented with 50 Run Shirts. GM MENTAL DISORDER was congratulated on 200 Runs and 50 Hares, notwithstanding he “doesn’t like to run” (to give SPERM POLLUTER and DIRT LOONEY a chance he said).

LONE WOLF gave the thumbs up to The Jolly Piss Stop after Run 1738 – beers 50 baht each.

SPERM POLLUTER successfully tricked DEL BOY into the Bucket again by getting him to admit he “won” (sacrilege!) a certain other Hash Run recently.

A recording of the Star Spangled Banner was accompanied by iced “Septic Tanks” (with guest appearances from SEAL SUCKER, BALL RINGER and GAS MAN) taking part in a US themed Quiz Show.

After BURL IVES led the community singing, GM MENTAL DISORDER closed the proceedings, with an action to invite a President and a Supreme Leader to co-Hare a future Run.

Thanks to this week’s Hares!

See you next week.

On-On!  Home Brew

Next week’s scribe is to be announced

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 80

Hashers Present Last Week – 56

4 Samir Bobech; 7 Wichuda Prakaykaeu; 43 ARSE VAN HOLE; 118 BURL IVES; 112 CAMEL HUMPER; 33 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 115 CRAPPER; 86 DEL BOY; 104 DESERT SCORPION; 99 DIRT LOONEY; 16 DREGS; 522 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1406 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 639 G.I. JOE; 774 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 107 GOLDEN RIVET; 9 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 8 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 7 HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER; 75 INVISIBLE MAN; 349 LIBERACE; 439 LONE WOLF; 139 LOST CAUSE; 70 LOVE BOAT; 73 MASTER CHEF; 34 MAYO QUEEN; 164 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 192 MENTAL DISORDER; 116 MISS USE ME; 93 MUD CRACKER; 39 MUD’S CRACK; 193 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 363 PELER; 58 PHANTOM; 38 PINK DOLPHIN; 166 PINKABOO; 51 PISSED AS A RAT; 96 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 83 PUSSY FUCKER; 259 REAR GUNNER; 47 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 9 SHE’S THE BOSS; 73 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 701 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 727 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 890 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 35 SLIPPERY SAM; 446 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 440 TAMPAX; 7 THE COUNT; 51 THE WIZARD; 37 TOSSA; 62 UNSTABLE LOAD; 339 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 10 WEASEL’S WILLY WARMER; 117 WEE MOANING WEASEL

Returners – 17

2 Rodney Morley; 75 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 609 BALL RINGER; 72 BANANAS; 391 BELL END; 129 BEN 10; 56 CASPER; 38 GAS MAN; 706 LADY FLIPPER; 60 LADY SNAKE; 8 MISS SUDOKU; 48 NA HEE MAN; 71 POCKET SOCKET; 108 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 235 SEAL SUCKER; 728 SIR FREE WILLY; 81 SPERM POLLUTER

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 6

10 HOME BREW – Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
3 FUCK ALL – Gold Coast Hash, Australia
1 FLATULENCE – Hobart Hash & H, Australia
2 DIRTY PUSSY – Maputo Hash
18 ACTIVE X – Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand
6 WHO CUT THE CHEESE – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand

Virgins – 1

Milo Habat

Leavers – 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries – 3

MENTAL DISORDER was awarded his 50 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
PISSED AS A RAT was awarded her 50th Run T-Shirt.
THE WIZARD was awarded his 50th Run T-Shirt.

Hash Name Events – 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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