Scribe Report by Try-A-Fuck
Looking out of the window of the coach, at about 5:00 AM Monday, in the Chonburi area. My first Hash in a month and looking forward to talking to some human beings,(thinking the paper will get washed away) F—.
3:00 PM Buffalo Bar
Sunshine, God is Great, as long as the hares have replaced the washed out paper. l had checked out the area of the A-Site a few days earlier on the Hash Web Page. It was about 30 clicks out,plenty of hills in that area and jungle.
Plenty of banter on the long journey out to the A-Site. MAYO QUEEN, one of a large party of Belgium Hashers, was was retelling his nightmare story from last Monday. He managed to find his way out of the jungle by 12:30 PM and flagged a motorcycle down, to take him back to Pattaya. He arrived home about 2:30 AM, And we do this for fun.
Great bloody spot, plenty of trees, hills, and privacy no one overlooking us. Good find Hares – BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK and DEL BOY.
Red stick this and Blue stick that, and you may find some paper washed away in the rain, what the F—. They did not go out to check to see if the paper was still there. To cap it all they said watch out for wild boar, they can be dangerous. Are they joking, we are used to the no dogs, no hills, no cattle routine, who believes the hares anyway.
Off we went at a gentle pace, l said gentle as sadly lacking today. There were no FRBs, to break the checks. A few mid packers, GI JOE, SEAL SUCKER, JACKAL. l can see in a few years the average age of one of PH3 hashers being about 80 years old.
Our Good Fortune
There was plenty of paper on the ground and clipped to trees. Clipped paper stays longer in a thunderstorm. Running along thinking good run so far, nice trails with plenty of trees. My peace was shattered by a blood curdling scream, then a hasher came crashing out of the bushes, screaming, “Boar, boar!”. He shall remain nameless, but he is famous for his ear piercing screams when he has a Hash Crash.
All in All
Good run, well papered, no one got lost. Mind you if ROBBING BASTARD was not back in England he would have had a goood try. He hates coming back in daylight.
Same old, Same old, Thai Ladies win most of the prizes as they buy most of the tickets.
What can l say? Number one RA, always entertains us.
MENTAL DISORDER shared the bucket out fairly to most of the hashers.
He took the circle, l can see a future GM in the making, after another couple of years perfecting the art of icing hashers.
After about one hour into the circle, BURL IVES looked over my shoulder and said, “You’re not taking many notes!” l replied Fairy Stories. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Next week’s scribe is to be announced
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 69
Hashers Present Last Week – 44
144 ANTIQUE; 20 ARSE BANDIT; 36 ARSE VAN HOLE; 606 BALL RINGER; 388 BELL END; 126 BEN 10; 207 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 111 BURL IVES; 79 DEL BOY; 92 DIRT LOONEY; 517 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1399 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 633 G.I. JOE; ; 97 GANGREEN; 767 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 100 GOLDEN RIVET; 39 HARBOR WHORE; 700 LADY FLIPPER; 342 LIBERACE; 432 LONE WOLF; 132 LOST CAUSE; 14 LOVELY LADY; 27 MAYO QUEEN; 109 MISS USE ME; 748 MRS. HEAD; 186 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 5 NINJA PRINCESS; 5 NOISY QUEEN; 33 PINK DOLPHIN; 89 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 46 RAT VON KIEL; 230 SEAL SUCKER; 5 SILENT PRINCESS; 695 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 722 SIR FREE WILLY; 720 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 884 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 440 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 56 TELLY TUBBY; 44 THE WIZARD; 200 TWO TIME; 55 UNSTABLE LOAD; 814 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 332 WANK-KING’S WANKER
Returners – 20
4 Andy Douglas; 9 Id Malthe; 6 Sara Sray; 108 CRAPPER; 105 DIRTY HARRY; 55 FERRY QUEEN; 6 FORREST HUMP; 327 FUCK THE TRUTH; 13 GIGGLE TITS; 6 HARRY’S PINK CAMEL; 196 JACKAL; 125 KNOB MARLEY; 201 MARATHON MAN; 185 MENTAL DISORDER; 15 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 358 PELER; 25 PISS ON IT; 101 RABBIT SHOOTER; 31 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 215 TRY-A-FUCK
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 4
9 BOLLYWOOD – Bangkok Hash, Thailand
11 JACK WOW – Bangkok Hash, Thailand
3 Noi Sonsan – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
22 JUNGLE PRINCESS – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
Virgins – 1
Leavers – 2
SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY
Anniversaries – 4
LADY FLIPPER was congratulated on completing her 700th Run.
TWO TIME was congratulated on completing her 200th Run.
GOLDEN RIVET was congratulated on completing his 100th Run.
RABBIT SHOOTER was awarded his 100th Run T-Shirt.
Hash Name Events – 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners – 1
Hash Trash – LOVELY LADY – Left her running shoes in the circle, but was glad to get them back.
~ none this week ~