Scribe Report by Arse Bandit
After a rare no virgin, no new shoes start the gates have us the “run” down on their well prepared venue. Red! Yes, BEETROOT Red paper to be used.
Off we go…… After the 10k run and approximately 4 to 6k walk everybody was back safe and asked what they thought of the run…. Oh, it seems the farmer had ploughed up half the route and taken most of the red paper over the first 5 to 6k causing great talking points along the way. Moaning and groaning back at the A-Site too. “Complete military fuck up” and “checks too long” were mentioned.
Raffle was done quickly and SIR FREE WILLY was heard to say when there’s a lot of moaning about the run he gets a low turn out for the Raffle…. But it went off smoothly.
After the down down for the winners it was thank you to CRAPPER and (on the ice with ) POCKET SOCKET his future wife, or puppy owner, I don’t know which. But they got advice on the ice from…. didn’t catch his name.
VV has been away in Belgium and thanks was given to TWO TIME, his lady for doing his job of getting the ice and drinks and making sure they got to the A-Site on time. Down-down was given.
About buying a puppy “from the puppy shop”. I think that was code but not too sure. Next was a mention about the Beach BBQ.
TWO TIME and ODD-JOB were given a down down and a big thank you for a successful happy day. Captain Jack Sparrow Legs (WANK-KING’S WANKER) got his legs out at the BBQ but said he won’t do it again this year.
Next up CRAPPER and MISS USE ME each got their 100 Run Shirts. GOLDEN RIVET received his 5 Hared Runs cap. PELER was congratulated on his 350th Run.
LOVELY LADY was put on the ice to get her name back. But. She also got caught throwing a water bottle away and got the Hash Trash name as well. ha ha! Hares back in the bucket and getting a moan again from WANK-KING’S WANKER.
ULI’S GOOLIES in a pink gay jacket was iced and given a vote on whether to wear it in public or not… general consensus – ok.
TOSSA was also given the Hash Trash hat for getting caught trashing his own trail.
NO MORE CUM got his best friends on the ice to say sorry for taking 3 hours to drive to Bangkok. And then miss the turn off for the Guns ‘n Roses concert. Wow, how could anyone hold back from saying something???
Wankers song was sung for the hares. BURL IVES sang a song for St David’s Day and many people joined in when they knew the words.
Mis-management – all of them were iced.
Then POCKET SOCKET was asked to lead the Hash Hymn.
On on bar was the M Club where free food was fried rice was given and was really good.
On-On! Arse Bandit
Next week’s scribe is No More Cum
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 87
Hashers Present Last Week – 73
4 Derrick Boivin; 2 Jasmin Haiui; 4 Mats Hoegblom; 4 Werner Vergauwen; 3 anna maria Wilhemsen; 10 ARSE BANDIT; 26 ARSE VAN HOLE; 70 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 596 BALL RINGER; 52 BEETROOT HEAD; 379 BELL END; 117 BEN 10; 103 BURL IVES; 107 CAMEL HUMPER; 23 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 101 CRAPPER; 99 DESERT SCORPION; 82 DIRT LOONEY; 509 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 167 FLYING FINN; 147 FUZZY LURE; 625 G.I. JOE; 11 GADDAFI’S BRIDE; 5 GADDAFI’S HUSBAND; 288 GANGREEN; 7 GIGGLE TITS; 92 GOLDEN RIVET; 19 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 9 GROUCHO MARX; 30 HARBOR WHORE; 690 LADY FLIPPER; 58 LADY SNAKE; 333 LIBERACE; 426 LONE WOLF; 124 LOST CAUSE; 63 LOVE BOAT; 10 LOVELY LADY; 18 MAYO QUEEN; 152 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 178 MENTAL DISORDER; 101 MISS USE ME; 9 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 738 MRS. HEAD; 179 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 86 NEXT WEEK; 206 NO MORE CUM; 396 ODD-JOB; 350 PELER; 43 PHANTOM; 23 PINK DOLPHIN; 64 POCKET SOCKET; 79 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 37 RAT VON KIEL; 8 REAL OLD; 251 SCAR W/2TS; 685 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 712 SIR FREE WILLY; 716 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 874 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 23 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 12 SPLINTER DICK; 433 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 71 STREET CLEANER; 47 TELLY TUBBY; 34 THE WIZARD; 218 TOM BOY; 27 TOSSA; 192 TWO TIME; 18 ULI’S GOOLIES; 45 UNSTABLE LOAD; 361 VELCRO DICK; 322 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 22 WHORE IN THE WINDOW
Returners – 9
7 Id Malthe; 141 ANTIQUE; 206 BILLION SUCKER; 27 BOW TIE; 24 FOXY CLEOPATRA; 124 HELIUM HEAD; 224 ROBBING BASTARD; 129 SPECIAL PRICE; 804 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 5
4 JACK WOW – Bangkok Hash, Thailand
20 JUNGLE PRINCESS – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
10 I AM GERONIMO – Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
3 FORREST DUMP – Shanghai Hash, China
3 BOLLY WOOD – Bangkok Hash, Thailand ?
Virgins – 0
~ none this week ~
Leavers – 0
~ none this week ~
Anniversaries – 4
GOLDEN RIVET was awarded his 5 Hared Runs Hat.
PELER was congratulated on completing his 350th Run.
CRAPPER was awarded his 100th Run T-Shirt.
MISS USE ME was awarded her 100th Run T-Shirt.
Hash Name Events – 1
SELFIE QUEEN had her Hash Name changed back to LOVELY LADY.
Saints and Sinners – 2
Hash Trash – LOVELY LADY – Dropping water bottle on the trail – Bad, bad. bad!
Hash Trash – TOSSA – Littering the A-Site.
~ none this week ~