Run 1721

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Scar w/2t’s

Today was a different Monday for me. I was to drive the beer truck in V.V’s absence. TWO TIME had already bought the beer, so it was for me only to drive and get the ice before driving out to the run A-Site.

TAMPAX was there as well helping with the ice, and loading and unloading all the stuff that is needed to make PH3 a great Hash.

A-Site was at Monastery Hill or Spag Hill as we used to call it. I was here only 2 weeks ago when I, myself was one of the hares, but there are many ways around a hill. 🙂

Good turn up again this Monday, but did not get the exact number, but after all had arrived and signed up we set out. Trail was made for runners and walkers, and it was only 100 meters before we were attacked by wasps. I managed to escape out in a field of high grass, and get around those angry bastards.

Catching up with a few other walkers I walked the running trail. As these days I am a walker. That also meant that all checks were broken, so I got 6,1 K in total.

Catching up with a few good looking girls, which all where holding their phones up in front of them, texting or filming or playing games, I don’t know. I  later heard that one of them fell over and hurt her leg. Say no more.

Back in all seemed pleased with the run. The hares were nowhere to be seen so could not thank them for their efforts? Did not see them at all before the circle was called?

Our GM MENTAL DISORDER started off as normal with icing the hares, and then handed it over to the Raffle trickster SIR FREE WILLY, and one winner after another appeared, leaving nothing to me.

WANK-KING’S WANKER took over, and called in BURL IVES to give him a 100 Run Shirt, which was handed out last Monday with a major spelling mistake. BEETROOT HEAD got his 50 Run Shirt as well.

MENTAL back in the circle icing myself for losing a beer cooler last night, after he got me drunk on the beach.  🙂  Also the Hash Crash lady from Uganda ETOOFALI got her new safety head gear.

NO MORE CUM takes the circle and immediately put KEE MAH and another strange fellow in the bucket for talking too much, well done! NMC also ices CRAZY GERMAN because he cannot travel alone to Udon Thani,

GAS MAN is on the ice for spending nearly a week in Pattaya and can’t find any running shoes, still walking around in flip flops since he arrived.

I got the circle for a short time, a bit weird being in the circle complete sober, so it wasn’t much to talk about.

Well I am sure there was a few more things to write of, but I am tired, gonna sleep some and then of to Bangkok tomorrow morning to watch Guns ’n Roses concert. I promise not to stay sober for long.

See you on Wednesday for a social day on the beach.

On-On!  Scar w/2t’s

Next week’s scribe is Arse Bandit

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 99

Hashers Present Last Week – 77

3 Derrick Boivin; 4 Chuang Surason; 3 Werner Vergauwen; 2 anna maria Wilhemsen; 105 ANAL CHEESE; 9 ARSE BANDIT; 25 ARSE VAN HOLE; 69 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 595 BALL RINGER; 378 BELL END; 116 BEN 10; 102 BURL IVES;22 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 100 CRAPPER; 13 CRAZY GERMAN; 81 DIRT LOONEY; 313 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 508 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 166 FLYING FINN; 146 FUZZY LURE; 624 G.I. JOE; 10 GADDAFI’S BRIDE; 4 GADDAFI’S HUSBAND; 287 GANGREEN; 761 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 91 GOLDEN RIVET; 18 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 8 GROUCHO MARX; 29 HARBOR WHORE; 4 INIBRIO; 232 KEE MAH; 689 LADY FLIPPER; 57 LADY SNAKE; 11 LEFT BEHIND; 332 LIBERACE; 425 LONE WOLF; 123 LOST CAUSE; 62 LOVE BOAT; 15 LUCKY NUMBER; 200 MARATHON MAN; 17 MAYO QUEEN; 151 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 177 MENTAL DISORDER; 100 MISS USE ME; 25 MR POTATO HEAD; 737 MRS. HEAD; 178 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 85 NEXT WEEK; 205 NO MORE CUM; 4 NOT YET; 122 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 21 PAROU PAROU; 42 PHANTOM; 22 PINK DOLPHIN; 63 POCKET SOCKET; 36 RAT VON KIEL; 7 REAL OLD; 250 SCAR W/2TS; 9 SELFIE QUEEN; 684 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 711 SIR FREE WILLY; 715 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 873 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 22 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 11 SPLINTER DICK; 70 STREET CLEANER; 430 TAMPAX; 46 TELLY TUBBY; 33 THE WIZARD; 217 TOM BOY; 26 TOSSA; 191 TWO TIME; 17 ULI’S GOOLIES; 44 UNSTABLE LOAD; 360 VELCRO DICK; 321 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 21 WHORE IN THE WINDOW3 Derrick Boivin; 4 Chuang Surason; 3 Werner Vergauwen; 2 anna maria Wilhemsen; 105 ANAL CHEESE; 9 ARSE BANDIT; 25 ARSE VAN HOLE; 69 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 595 BALL RINGER; 378 BELL END; 116 BEN 10; 102 BURL IVES;22 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 100 CRAPPER; 13 CRAZY GERMAN; 81 DIRT LOONEY; 313 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 508 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 166 FLYING FINN; 146 FUZZY LURE; 624 G.I. JOE; 10 GADDAFI’S BRIDE; 4 GADDAFI’S HUSBAND; 287 GANGREEN; 761 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 91 GOLDEN RIVET; 18 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 8 GROUCHO MARX; 29 HARBOR WHORE; 4 INIBRIO; 232 KEE MAH; 689 LADY FLIPPER; 57 LADY SNAKE; 11 LEFT BEHIND; 332 LIBERACE; 425 LONE WOLF; 123 LOST CAUSE; 62 LOVE BOAT; 15 LUCKY NUMBER; 200 MARATHON MAN; 17 MAYO QUEEN; 151 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 177 MENTAL DISORDER; 100 MISS USE ME; 25 MR POTATO HEAD; 737 MRS. HEAD; 178 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 85 NEXT WEEK; 205 NO MORE CUM; 4 NOT YET; 122 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 21 PAROU PAROU; 42 PHANTOM; 22 PINK DOLPHIN; 63 POCKET SOCKET; 36 RAT VON KIEL; 7 REAL OLD; 250 SCAR W/2TS; 9 SELFIE QUEEN; 684 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 711 SIR FREE WILLY; 715 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 873 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 22 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 11 SPLINTER DICK; 70 STREET CLEANER; 430 TAMPAX; 46 TELLY TUBBY; 33 THE WIZARD; 217 TOM BOY; 26 TOSSA; 191 TWO TIME; 17 ULI’S GOOLIES; 44 UNSTABLE LOAD; 360 VELCRO DICK; 321 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 21 WHORE IN THE WINDOW

Returners – 16

3 Robert Koelemeiter; 6 Marc Landert; 51 BEETROOT HEAD; 147 BENGT POTATO; 106 CAMEL HUMPER; 28 CROW FUCKER; 98 DESERT SCORPION; 37 GAS MAN; 6 GIGGLE TITS; 166 GREYHOUND; 191 JACKAL; 8 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 395 ODD-JOB; 349 PELER; 78 PRINCESS BUM BOY
432 SQUEEZE MY TUBE

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 6

2 ETOOFALI – Kampala H3, Uganda
3 Mats Hoegblom – Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand
5 PATPOM – Siam Sunday H3
5 SNAKE BITE – Siam Sunday H3
1 Werner Haiui – Unknown Hash
1 Jasmin Haiui – Unknown Hash
MR POTATO HEAD is now a full member of PH3 having completed 25 PH3 runs

Virgins – 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers – 1

ANAL CHEESE

Anniversaries – 8

PELER was awarded his 20 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
BURL IVES was awarded his 100th Run T-Shirt.
BEETROOT HEAD was awarded his 50th Run T-Shirt.
GOLDEN RIVET was congratulated for 5 Hared Runs.
SCAR W/2TS was congratulated for completing his 250th Run.
MARATHON MAN was congratulated for completing his 200th Run.
CRAPPER was congratulated for completing his 100th Run.
MISS USE ME was congratulated for completing her 100th Run.

Hash Name Events – 3

Shella Peralta was given the New Hash Name GADDAFI’S HUSBAND.
Ken Real was given the New Hash Name REAL OLD.
LOVELY lADY had her Hash Name changed to SELFIE QUEEN.

Saints and Sinners – 1

Hash Crash – ETOOFALI – Fell over on the trail and bruised her leg.

Birthdays – 1

Happy Birthday – SCAR W/2TS – February 25.


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