Run 1720

Name:   Run 1720 - The Flemish Run

Date:   Monday, February 20th 2017

Hares:   Unstable Load, Rat von Kiel, Arse van Hole, Mayo Queen and Harbor Whore

Runners:   114

Scribe:   Splinter Dick

Flash:   Baht Bus Gestapo

Location:   Buddha Mountain Road - 7 km E of Sukhumvit

GPS:   12°45'29.54"N 100°58'23.54"E - download kmz file (Google Earth)


On this page:   Location Map, Scribe, Stats

On-On Bar:   Tahitian Queen

Link to:   Run 1720 Photos Page


Map to Run 1720 A-Site
Map to Run 1720 A-Site

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Splinter Dick

Flemish connection are the hares. Total of 114 runners and 3 virgins. Ten Phuket visitors note one moment of silence for three passed hashers.

First runner was in at 5:49 INIBRIO in front, followed closely by the whole group of runners. ROBBING BASTARD led five late walkers in just before dark.

For supper a nice Belgian sasuage and bun was served to all.

GM MENTAL DISORDER called the circle and iced three Belgian hares, they had paid personally for the fine food. The run was voted short, but very beautiful. BOLLYWOOD was tired. Phuket runners liked the light bulbs, but no paper on the run. A special Flemish run.

FREE WILLY on the ice for leaving trash on the last hash, then takes the circle for the Raffle, a success as usual.

WANK-KING’S WANKER circle confirms there are four hares, one on the ice for not speaking English. BURL IVES is awarded his 100 run shirt. Why the Hell does his shirt have 50 runs on the chest and 100 runs on the back?  MENSTRUAL DISORDER has 150 runs and RABBIT SHOOTER has 100 runs. Give us a note.

NO MORE CUM introduces John Gummer as an eight time hasher and names him ARSE BANDIT. LADY SNAKE on the ice for not knowing what the 1917 Russian Revolution was about. CRAZY GERMAN, WANK-KING’S WANKER and LONE WOLF on the ice, LONE WOLF gets a 6.5 for a motorcycle crash.

GM ices the 2 virgins, they are happy with the hash. GROUCHO MARX in the bucket.

BURL IVES takes the circle and ices all Harley Davidson lovers. He likes his small bike in Hong Kong better.

GM speaks of a family dispute BOLLYWOOD and JACK WOW locked out of their condo, maybe he is smaller now.

Phuket GM introduces all ten visiting Phuket hashers. Give them a note.

MENTAL DISORDER ices three cops and three cons.

SCAR W/2T’S ices FREE WILLY, two virgins and a Phuket hasher. Hash Hero LADY SNAKE on ice as well as the Beer Hunters for being too thirsty. WANK-KING’S WANKER in the bucket. Flemish connection back on ice and a note for the sponsorship and the supper.

GM puts STEPTOE and the CRAZY GERMAN on ice for having their birthday. STEPTOE is leaving for England. There will be some lonely girls in town.

We call on the Hares to sing us a song. A Belgium song. Yeah! to the Belgians.

Four Hares called to the circle, a note to them. Hash Hymm is sung with pride as usual and on on to the TQ bar for more good fun.

On-On!  Splinter Dick

Next week’s scribe is Scar w/2t’s

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 114

Hashers Present Last Week – 66

2 Derrick Boivin; 3 Shella Peralta; 3 Chuang Surason; 2 Werner Vergauwen; 104 ANAL CHEESE; 8 ARSE BANDIT; 24 ARSE VAN HOLE; 594 BALL RINGER; 377 BELL END; 115 BEN 10; 101 BURL IVES; 21 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 80 DIRT LOONEY; 312 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 165 FLYING FINN; 145 FUZZY LURE; 623 G.I. JOE; 9 GADDAFI’S BRIDE; 286 GANGREEN; 760 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 90 GOLDEN RIVET; 17 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 28 HARBOR WHORE; 123 HELIUM HEAD; 3 INIBRIO; 231 KEE MAH; 688 LADY FLIPPER; 331 LIBERACE; 122 LOST CAUSE; 61 LOVE BOAT; 14 LUCKY NUMBER; 199 MARATHON MAN; 8 MARCUS SKIDDUS; 16 MAYO QUEEN; 150 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 176 MENTAL DISORDER; 99 MISS USE ME; 24 MR POTATO HEAD; 84 NEXT WEEK; 204 NO MORE CUM; 3 NOT YET; 121 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 21 PINK DOLPHIN; 39 POLE FUCKER; 35 RAT VON KIEL; 249 SCAR W/2TS; 683 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 710 SIR FREE WILLY; 714 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 21 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 128 SPECIAL PRICE; 10 SPLINTER DICK; 192 STEPTOE; 69 STREET CLEANER; 429 TAMPAX; 32 THE WIZARD; 216 TOM BOY; 25 TOSSA; 8 TRAFALGAR; 190 TWO TIME; 16 ULI’S GOOLIES; 43 UNSTABLE LOAD; 359 VELCRO DICK; 320 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 6 WEASEL’S WILLY WARMER; 113 WEE MOANING WEASEL

Returners – 28

3 Robin Newman; 6 Ken Real; 68 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 69 BANANAS; 26 BOW TIE; 232 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 99 CRAPPER; 507 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 41 FUNNY BUNNY; 7 GROUCHO MARX; 56 LADY SNAKE; 424 LONE WOLF; 8 LOVELY LADY; 736 MRS. HEAD; 177 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 95 NO TRUCKING IDEA; 60 ONE MORE TIME; 41 PHANTOM; 62 POCKET SOCKET; 100 RABBIT SHOOTER; 223 ROBBING BASTARD; 872 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 60 SLACK VAGINA; 32 STOOL MOVER; 45 TELLY TUBBY; 213 TRY-A-FUCK; 172 UP THE BUTT; 20 WHORE IN THE WINDOW

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 17

  3 JACK WOW – Bangkok Hash, Thailand
10 LEFT BEHIND – Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
24 BOB-A-GOB – Mefeking Hash
12 CRAZY GERMAN – Nadi Hash, Fiji
  2 BILLY NO MATES – Phuket Hash, Thailand
  1 CHICKEN GEORGE – Phuket Hash, Thailand
  1 DR FUCKING JEKYLL – Phuket Hash, Thailand
  1 GAY RAY – Phuket Hash, Thailand
  1 MISTER FISTER – Phuket Hash, Thailand
  1 NOT CLEAVER – Phuket Hash, Thailand
  1 RAMPANT RABBIT – Phuket Hash, Thailand
  1 SHORT CIRCUIT – Phuket Hash, Thailand
  1 TOP OFF – Phuket Hash, Thailand
  1 WATER RAT – Phuket Hash, Thailand
20 PAROU PAROU – Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
  1 Dino Higham – Trancania Hash, South Africa
  2 BOLLY WOOD – Unknown Hash
TOSSA is now a full member of PH3 having completed 25 PH3 runs.

Virgins – 3

Jan Besta
Sten Jensen
Anna Maria Wilhemsen

Leavers – 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries – 2

MENSTRUAL DISORDER was congratulated on completing her 150th Run.
RABBIT SHOOTER was congratulated on completing his 100th Run.

Hash Name Events – 1

John Gummer was given the New Hash Name ARSE BANDIT.

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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