Scribe Report by Beetroot Head
Upon arriving at the Monastery Hill for this time a Valentine’s Run, a beautiful place for the A-Site and a stone’s throw away from Pattaya. There was a MENTAL DISORDER #2.
Second time hashing Rosanne from Malta, was already drinking out of the beer truck. I could see Grand Master going straight up to her in disbelief, whilst she was cool and relaxed and kept on enjoying. And did not go for the run! Lazy bitch!
The circle was called and the hares explained the run, and pointed us to the right direction for a supposingly 7km run. (The walkers were told to hold back for their short walk.)
We started running down the hill across the road into the village. Lots of tarmac and rubbish. Not really an in-town run, but also not a traditional hash run in the country side.
It was a well marked trail, very easy to follow. SCAR mentioned a few dogs not a few hundred. Good back checks and checks kept the pack together. Not really a workout as the run was only 5 km! Lying lazy hares!
The second circle was called when it was still light. FREE WILLY did his shitty fixed Raffle as usual and everybody wanted the pink rabbit.
Harriettes called into the circle to receive a red rose from their other halves. AIRHEAD took the circle and iced the hares for a shitty run. AIRHEAD iced LIBERACE and presented him with a wooden plaque with the hash brain.
The Belgians were iced for being like cockroaches because there are so many of them. What the fuck, EMPEROR AIRHEAD was walking around with the pink rabbit under his arm!!
Hash awards: BURL IVES 100 Runs; BEETROOT HEAD 50 Runs; CASPER 50 Runs T-Shirt; NMC 200 Runs T-shirt.
In the end, NORIEGA came in the circle put his hair down acting like a girl immitating Thai women. Hillarious! The Maltese girl was iced and even lied down, and so was BEETROOT, he was put in the bucket for not telling her the rules of the Hash!! ??
On-On! Beetroot Head
Next week’s scribe is Splinter Dick and Fuzzy Lure
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 101
Hashers Present Last Week – 68
7 John Gummer; 2 Shella Peralta; 103 ANAL CHEESE; 23 ARSE VAN HOLE; 593 BALL RINGER; 50 BEETROOT HEAD; 376 BELL END; 114 BEN 10; 205 BILLION SUCKER; 33 BOB SNOT HERE; 100 BURL IVES; 105 CAMEL HUMPER; 53 CASPER; 27 CROW FUCKER; 97 DESERT SCORPION; 79 DIRT LOONEY; 311 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1389 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 164 FLYING FINN; 144 FUZZY LURE; 622 G.I. JOE; 8 GADDAFI’S BRIDE; 285 GANGREEN; 759 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 89 GOLDEN RIVET; 16 GOOSEY GOOSEY GOBBLER; 27 HARBOR WHORE; 687 LADY FLIPPER; 330 LIBERACE; 121 LOST CAUSE; 60 LOVE BOAT; 13 LUCKY NUMBER; 198 MARATHON MAN; 15 MAYO QUEEN; 149 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 175 MENTAL DISORDER; 98 MISS USE ME; 23 MR POTATO HEAD; 83 NEXT WEEK; 203 NO MORE CUM; 120 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 348 PELER; 20 PINK DOLPHIN; 38 POLE FUCKER; 77 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 34 RAT VON KIEL; 248 SCAR W/2TS; 226 SEAL SUCKER; 682 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 709 SIR FREE WILLY; 713 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 20 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 78 SPERM POLLUTER; 9 SPLINTER DICK; 431 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 191 STEPTOE; 428 TAMPAX; 31 THE WIZARD; 215 TOM BOY; 24 TOSSA; 7 TRAFALGAR; 189 TWO TIME; 15 ULI’S GOOLIES; 42 UNSTABLE LOAD; 358 VELCRO DICK; 319 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 5 WEASEL’S WILLY WARMER; 112 WEE MOANING WEASEL
Returners – 23
2 Roxanne Bonaci; 5 Werner Heinle; 3 Yasmine Heinle; 2 Chuang Surason; 28 BELL STAR; 63 BIGGUS DICKUS; 135 BLACK HOLE; 20 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 15 FRODO; 293 GERMAN SHEPHERD; 165 GREYHOUND; 58 HAWKEYE; 122 HELIUM HEAD; 190 JACKAL; 230 KEE MAH; 91 MUD CRACKER; 37 MUD’S CRACK; 66 NORIEGA; 371 RAMBO WW2; 163 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 127 SPECIAL PRICE; 68 STREET CLEANER; 127 THAT’S THE ONE
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 9
1 Peter Adomauskas – Angeles City Hash, Philippines
2 INIBRIO – Bangkok Hash, Thailand
2 NOT YET – Bangkok Hash, Thailand
7 MARCUS SKIDDUS – Dublin Hash, Ireland
1 ETOOFALI – Kampala H3, Uganda
1 Derrick Boivin – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
25 BLACK DIAMOND – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
16 BLACK DRAGON – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
17 COMES WITH PRESSURE – Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand
BLACK DIAMOND is now a full member haing completed 25 runs with the PH3
Virgins – 1
Leavers – x
~ none this week ~
Anniversaries – 4
NO MORE CUM was awarded his 200th Run T-Shirt.
CASPER was awarded her 50th Run T-Shirt.
BURL IVES was congratulated on completing his 100th Run.
BEETROOT HEAD was congratulated on completing his 50th Run.
Hash Name Events – 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners – 0
~ none this week ~
Happy Birthday – BELL STAR – 15 February
Happy Birthday – MAYO QUEEN – 15 February