Scribe Report by Golden Rivet
It was an all GM hared event this week and with new GM MENTAL DISORDER involved in the Haring, one of his favorite spots was chosen as the A-site… the Asian University off Highway 331. This is a great spot, especially since the so called University seems to have long ago given up on its function as a college offering plenty of peace and quiet. The few people still there probably are happy to see someone like the HHH’s show up there once in a while and get some use out of the outer fairgrounds. Asian University is also excellent for anyone driving, with paved roads the entire distance to the A-site. The only real drawback is the actually gathering area which proofed to be a little confining during the high season and increased Hasher arrivals, 103 total today. But not a major issue. The weather was excellent.
Once all the buses arrived the usual “form a f*cking circle” was called by the GM. Once the virgins were announced and the new shoes filled with beer and emptied, the Hares described the run and off we went. The walk, and assuming the run, was nice & easy through mostly dirt roads and a little off road action. The walk was a little longer than usual which was fine. The only drawback was with the increased distance some of us walkers arrived back at the A-site after the runners, missing out on VV’s excellent sandwiches already sold out. You need a bigger frig VV.
The circle started with Sergeant SCAR W/2T’S icing the Hares. All the walker/runner comments were good with no complaints. Hare/GM, NO MORE CUM, took over with well-earned pats on the back for the mismanagement team during his term as GM. The reigns were then handed over to 2017 GM, MENTAL DISORDER. MRS. HEAD was brought in to announce her plans for the mid-year Betty Boop Run in June.
The circle was handed over to FREE WILLY and his customary weekly Raffle. I remember seeing cookies, chocolate, a rice cooker, a bottle of booze, and some sort of usb speaker thing on the table. I’m saving my baht for the week WILLY offers a case of Beer Lao (dark).
EMPEROR AIRHEAD took over from here icing former GM NO MORE CUM and issuing some sort of piece of wood commemorating his GM services. He also mentioned N.M.C.’s crashed/repaired Harley (V-rod I believe) being up for sale in case anyone is interested with a million baht to spare. Next the Hares were once again iced and AIRHEAD’s favorite run topic, the A-site direction signs, was briefly covered. GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, SCAR W/2T’S, BARNACLE BULLOX, were iced next with some discussion about their old Hash times prior to World War II. The virgins were iced with Kim & Kevin being introduced, a couple of new Belgians. It seems the Belgians are slowly taking over the Monday Hash. You’d think they were Muslims!
The EMPEROR then handed the circle over to new GM MENTAL DISORDER who immediately iced the four runners who got lost at an A-site where getting lost is pretty hard to do. They all had some sort of BS story, as usual, trying to cover for their poor sense of direction and/or not paying attention to the shredded paper.
WANK-KING’S WANKER then awarded ANAL CHEESE for his 100 Runs. Following this W.W. seemed to forget where he was for a few minutes with some mention of a possible drug overdose being the cause? He quickly exited the circle and the GM reentered.
Any Hashers who completed runs in Hong Kong were iced and asked to compare Hong Kong to PH3 runs with Hong Kong unfortunately coming out on top. Maybe this icing wasn’t such a good idea afterall.
SERGEANT SCAR back in the circle and after establishing order iced WANK-KING’S WANKER and ELEPHANT, though I’m not really sure why. Something about Cheap Charlie’s. FLYING FINN and DIRT LOONEY were also iced.
MENTAL DISORDER relieved SCAR W/2T’S icing WEE MOANING WEASEL for letting a baht bus driver massage his genitals during what should have been a local trip to the extent the baht bus continued on to Rayong before stopping with the driver complaining of wrist cramps.
The circle was passed briefly over to BURL IVES who brought in the Scots & Kiwis and icing the English for their poor performance during the recent Wellington 7’s rugby.
Back in came the GM icing American’s for allowing their new President to accept into the U.S. a pile of Muslims the Australians suddenly figured out they didn’t want and wished to dump them on the Americans who normally accept anyone. Obviously the Aussies can’t be treated as one of America’s better friends any more.
NO MORE CUM again took over the circle dumping GANGREEN in the bucket and icing BURL IVES (reason unexplained), LONE WOLF, SCAR, WANK-KING’S WANKER, HYMEN HACKER, and FAMOUS MULE.
There was some mention of WANK-KING’S WANKER and LONE WOLF spending some time together recently and the possibility of them being a couple! SCAR W/2T’S explained what he did in his land of Norway describing his time working at a local loony bin, which certainly explains a lot.
N.M.C. then attempted to find owners to a couple of lost items, a pair of reading glasses… and a chair!! Personally, if I was that hammered during a recent Hash run that I left a chair behind, I’d let it go. Not PRINCESS BUM BOY who boldly stepped forward to claim his lost chair.
The GM next brought in SPERM POLLUTER and his better half announcing she may be looking for greener pastures. SPERM POLLUTER mentioned he has a couple of hotel rooms available for anyone wishing to attend the upcoming Vietnam run in March.
That was about it. It should be noted with the exception of WEE MOANING WEASEL’s errant joy ride, GM MENTAL DISORDER failed to bring up any more sex topics during his extensive time in the circle!! Unbelievable! He must be getting old.
On-On! Golden Rivet
Next week’s scribe is to be announced
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 103
Hashers Present Last Week – 69
5 John Gummer; 4 Ken Real; 591 BALL RINGER; 68 BANANAS; 48 BEETROOT HEAD; 374 BELL END; 112 BEN 10; 31 BOB SNOT HERE; 24 BOW TIE; 98 BURL IVES; 103 CAMEL HUMPER; 51 CASPER; 19 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 25 CROW FUCKER; 95 DESERT SCORPION; 77 DIRT LOONEY; 309 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 505 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1387 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 162 FLYING FINN; 142 FUZZY LURE; 620 G.I. JOE; 283 GANGREEN; 757 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 292 GERMAN SHEPHERD; 87 GOLDEN RIVET; 25 HARBOR WHORE; 121 HELIUM HEAD; 229 KEE MAH; 685 LADY FLIPPER; 119 LOST CAUSE; 196 MARATHON MAN; 13 MAYO QUEEN; 147 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 173 MENTAL DISORDER; 96 MISS USE ME; 58 MR CHEAP; 734 MRS. HEAD; 175 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 393 ODD-JOB; 346 PELER; 18 PINK DOLPHIN; 36 POLE FUCKER; 75 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 32 RAT VON KIEL; 221 ROBBING BASTARD; 246 SCAR W/2TS; 106 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 224 SEAL SUCKER; 680 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 707 SIR FREE WILLY; 711 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 870 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 224 SKIING FINN; 126 SPECIAL PRICE; 76 SPERM POLLUTER; 429 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 29 THE WIZARD; 151 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 213 TOM BOY; 22 TOSSA; 5 TRAFALGAR; 187 TWO TIME; 13 ULI’S GOOLIES; 40 UNSTABLE LOAD; 356 VELCRO DICK; 802 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 317 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 19 WHORE IN THE WINDOW
Returners – 20
3 Somvaen Jaipun; 101 ANAL CHEESE; 164 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 52 BULLTRACK; 231 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 5 EXTREMELY VIOLENT BASTARD; 62 IRREGULAR PERIOD; 72 JINGLE BALLS; 422 LONE WOLF; 58 LOVE BOAT; 201 NO MORE CUM; 118 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 162 PINKABOO; 98 RABBIT SHOOTER; 252 REAR GUNNER; 153 RUNNING BARE; 189 STEPTOE; 43 TELLY TUBBY; 212 TRY-A-FUCK; 110 WEE MOANING WEASEL
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 9
9 HYMEN HACKER – Angeles City Hash, Philippines
1 INIBRIO – Bangkok Hash, Thailand
4 SHITLIPS – Kowloon Hash, HK, China
2 ROOMBOY – Larnaca H3, Cyprus
23 BOB-A-GOB – Mefeking Hash
24 BLACK DIAMOND – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
8 TOAD – Phuket Hash, Thailand
14 GASBAG – Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
1 LEG OVER – Unknown Hash
Virgins – 3
Kevin Van hoecke
Leavers – 1
Anniversaries – 1
ANAL CHEESE was awarded his 100th Run T-Shirt.
Hash Name Events – 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners – 2
Hash Trash – Ken Real – Left his eyeglasses last week littering the A-Site.
Hash Trash – PRINCESS BUM BOY – Left his chair last week littering the A-Site.
~ none this week ~