Scribe Report by Scar w\2T’s
Hares for today was changed in last minute, at least on the website. So MENTAL FAMILY, POCKET SOCKET and CRAPPER were given the circle to explain the run very quickly, due to a supposed long run, and long drive to A-Site and we are getting close to the shortest days of the year.
Even the Beer Hunters wee in trouble, far away to nearest waterhole. But thanks to MUD CRACKER who was in only after 48 min, SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD didn’t have to wait as long as he first thought to get his beer. As I am not running these days, I guess the run was very good, as we had experienced hares. The A site was beautiful by a lake, with big trees to surround us.
An almost full moon came up, and the GM, NMC, calls the circle, first the noisy girls gets a seat, for being noisy. And GM warns everybody that littering is an iceable offense.
Raffle times, SIR FREE WILLY had done a great job selling tickets, it keeps the hash in net profits, so we do not need to rise the signup fee. Lots of good prizes were won by various lucky hashers, I did not win so let’s move on on.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD is in next, calls the Hares to have a nice cold seat, and have noticed that the girls do all the work, when the boys sit back and drink, hmm nothing wrong with that.
The we have this noisy group of Belgians, they all get ice seats, and have to show that they have learned the Hash Hymn since last Monday’s failure. Well done. He then ices two Thai Harriettes, they are the troublemakers.
And THE EMPEROR goes on with new names, SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC‘s girlfriend is named PINK DOLPHIN. And we have a Dutch hasher, who owns a coffee shop in Amsterdam, his new name is WHORE IN THE WINDOW, great names, I am sure the both are happy. Virgins are welcomed to the Pattaya Hash, and are informed they now are members of the “Greatest Hash In The World”!
WANK-KING’S WANKER hands out the awards: GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER has completed 750 Runs!!! RUBBER DICK and BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK have completed 200 Runs each!!! BAHT BUS GESTAPO was given his 50 Runs cap. TWO TIME gets her 20 Hares cap!!! And SCAR W/2TS gets his 10 Hares Shirt!!
The GM takes the circle again, and brings in the big man VELCRO DICK, and he has gotten even bigger!! GM is wondering how he can drive the car now. KNOB MARLEY has an English girlfriend that is very much to the GMs pleasing, she lets him off to Pattaya for a month’s holiday when she is back home earning the money.
MENTAL FAMILY has found a new way of income, buying haunted houses in the Philippines, and have a priest clear them for ghosts, and sell them again with a large profit. RAT VON KIEL, a drunk driving Belgian, explains how he can pay his way out of the handcuff and prison.
SCAR is handed the circle, shuts down the noisy groups and brings in the virgin with no Hash shirt, promise she would have one next time. WINDOW WANKER, explains how his girlfriend wears camouflage lipstick, and how he thinks two 8’s is the same as one 16. Okay…. DIRT LOONEY explains an almost broken rib from a stiletto outside Linda Bar in Walking Street, should have stayed at the Lucky Star Bar instead.
LONE WOLF ices the litterers, and tells them to keep the country Clean. Also brings in SPERM POLLUTER who shows off himself as a James Bond lookalike. SPERM POLLUTER is now a GM in the Jungle H3, tells us a tear dripping story about the loves of his life, CASPAR and BLACK DIAMOND, and it is BLACK DIAMOND‘s birthday, so she gets the song.
It is time for the Hares to sing a song, but they do not have a song, the get iced, and STEPTOE steps in a do the song for them.
It is now the end of another great day out with the Pattaya Hash House Harriers, Hash Hymn is performed, and off we are back to town.
On-On! Scar w\2T’s
Next week’s scribe is to be announced
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 102
Hashers Present Last Week – 66
10 Ragnar Johansen; 3 Francios Masciola; 5 Wassana Songsop; 584 BALL RINGER; 367 BELL END; 105 BEN 10; 200 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 22 BLACK DIAMOND; 26 BOB SNOT HERE; 19 BOB-A-GOB; 91 BURL IVES; 48 CASPAR; 230 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 92 CRAPPER; 70 DEL BOY; 1380 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 155 FLYING FINN; 40 FUNNY BUNNY; 140 FUZZY LURE; 276 GANGREEN; 750 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 81 GOLDEN RIVET; 114 HELIUM HEAD; ; 9 JINGLE BALLS; 39 KAMOY KATOY; 680 LADY FLIPPER; 324 LIBERACE; 137 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 417 LONE WOLF; 113 LOST CAUSE; 54 LOVE BOAT; 5 LOVELY LADY; 189 MARATHON MAN; 10 MARC SEX; 6 MAYO QUEEN; 166 MENTAL DISORDER; 89 MISS USE ME; 89 MUD CRACKER; 168 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 196 NO MORE CUM; 34 PHANTOM; 11 PINK DOLPHIN; 55 POCKET SOCKET; 37 POL DANCER; 25 RAT VON KIEL; 158 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 200 RUBBER DICK; 152 RUNNING BARE; 241 SCAR W/2TS; 673 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 702 SIR FREE WILLY; 704 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 59 SLACK VAGINA; 98 SLIPPERY ARSE; 119 SPECIAL PRICE; 73 SPERM POLLUTER; 67 STREET CLEANER; 500 TADPOLE; 420 TAMPAX; 41 TELLY TUBBY; 22 THE WIZARD; 34 UNSTABLE LOAD; 310 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 3 WHO CUT THE CHEESE; 12 WHORE IN THE WINDOW; 10 WINDOW WANKER
Returners – 23
2 Stefan Joist; 2 Kent Nielsen; 137 ANTIQUE; 62 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 50 BULLTRACK; 70 DIRT LOONEY; 26 HOI WAN; 46 IM LAO; 188 JACKAL; 224 KEE MAH; 190 KILL BENNY; 121 KNOB MARLEY; 140 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 66 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 31 POLE FUCKER; 217 SKIING FINN; 14 SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY; 186 STEPTOE; 30 STOOL MOVER; 207 TOM BOY; 182 TWO TIME; 349 VELCRO DICK; 17 VIOS
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 9
1 HILLARY CLITORIS – Batavia Hash, Jakarta
1 LICKABUSH – Batavia Hash, Jakarta
16 TOSSA – Botany Bay Hash, Australia
5 BIG WIG – Maputo Hash
5 MAMA MIA – Maputo Hash
15 SLAP – Okinawa Hash, Japan
1 VIAGRA – Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
1 Peter Fehrm – Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
1 Clarita Fehrm – Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
Virgins – 4
Leavers – 0
~ none this week ~
Anniversaries – 9
TWO TIME was awarded her 20 Hared Runs Hat.
SCAR W/2TS was awarded his 10 Hared Runs Shirt.
POCKET SOCKET was congratulated for 5 Hared Runs.
GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER was congratulated for his 750th Run.
TADPOLE was congratulated for her 500th Run.
BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK was congratulated for his 200th Run.
RUBBER DICK was congratulated for his 200th Run.
BAHT BUS GESTAPO was awarded his 50th Run Cap.
BULLTRACK was congratulated for his 50th Run
Hash Name Events – 2
Onanong Kruewangpom was given the New Hash Name PINK DOLPHIN.
Joep Janssen was given the New Hash Name WHORE IN THE WINDOW.
Saints and Sinners – 1
Hash Hero – TAMPAX – Bringing cheese back from England rather than his own luggage.
Happy Birthday BLACK DIAMOND – Decmber 13.
Happy Birthday WINDOW WANKER – Decmber 7.