Run 1705

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Colonel Cornhole

Thank god its Monday again. We met up as normal at Buffalo Bar on Third Road. Easy-peasy baht bus ride and then suddenly we were near the A-Site.

For me it was a fantastic place they found. At least what i was thinking on the 20 meter walk from bus to sign-up table. Then what do we see 5 meters away from the hares planned circle? A big yellow caterpillar excavator. ( Digging-machine) One of the hares MENTAL DISORDER goes, “This wasn’t here this morning!”. And tries to look serious…

We all know MENTAL DISORDER been sitting more than 30 years in his caterpillar up country in New South Wales, Australia. So… Two plus two with evidence at the crimescene… They built a new perfect A-Site. Very impressive.

Circle found out RAT VON KIEL also has licence for same machine up to 100 ton. Could be VV might hire the digging team in the future.

First frontrunner on in about 45 minutes. I guess, leading his pack of Beer Hunters RSB was about 2 minutes behind. Every Monday will he smell his way to nearest waterhole of beer. Could be my purpose next Monday.

GM NO MORE CUM forms the first circle. Actually I didn’t hear much cause suddenly I’m a single dad with tree daughters aged 3, 4, and 5. So listening to the circle and entertaining them at the same time is not very easy.

I heard last words was no new shoes, then they all started on out.

I love to run/walk the trail but had no chance to do it cause of my girls. Never missed SQUEEZE MY TUBE more.

I walked nervously around the A-Site with Rip, Rap and Rup half a meter away from my arse, then SFW comes to me and tells me what i have to do. This week’s scribe.

Oh my, is it possible !? For sure this gonna be my hardest run ever Without any running at all.

Circle starts:

EA takes as usual the circle and ices the hares for their effort. GM NO MORE CUM ended also there,
HEIFER DUST in the bucket.

All hashers said it was a good run and great A-Site.

WANK-KING’S WANKER has the circle and mixes his cards so he gives the 150 hares to FLYING FINN, which should have 150 runs. And then gives 150 runs to VV (he got same shirt 17 years ago).

GM on in gives the bucket to HEIFER DUST, MENTAL DISORDER and MENSTRUAL DISORDER have a nice seat on iceblocks.

RA LONE WOLF is smart enough to give the GM NO MORE CUM a long sit on ice. He also calls in all the communists. MENTAL THIS and MENTAL THAT have recently been to Vietnam and North Korea.

FERRY QUEEN, BILLION SUCKER, GI JOE, THE WIZARD and SPERM POLLUTER all on ice. RAT VON KIEL in the bucket. TADPOLE and BAHT BUS GESTAPO share the bucket for talking or flirting.

Returners on ice: RAT VON KIEL, GM NMC , SEAL SUCKER, PUGSLEY, and others.

Lottery: GKW, won big red-wine, ODD-JOB picked which I thought gonna be his future wife (a baby gorilla doll). Other winners also.

Straight after lottery he gave it to the 3 youngest persons in the circle. Rip, Rap and Rup. The circle was great and I already mentioned my today’s challenge.

So this was just some of what happened. To make it complete i lost some of my notes in the mud. STEPTOE was singing for the hares when they relaxed on ice.

A big thanks to the hares for making this run. As usually his songs takes more than 20 min. My last beer when he was singing I was mixing bottles with my kids, so I had the baby’s milk bottle and she was drinking my Beer Chang.

Can’t wait until next Monday.

On-On!  Colonel Cornhole

Next week’s scribe is Biggus Dickus

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 74

Hashers Present Last Week – 43

7 Joep Janssen; 6 Adriana Kornberg; 6 Casandra Kornberg; 6 Elina Kornberg; 6 Onanong Kruewangpom; 10 Lode Stockmans; 579 BALL RINGER; 362 BELL END; 100 BEN 10; 201 BILLION SUCKER; 226 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 144 COLONEL CORNHOLE; 1375 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 48 FERRY QUEEN; 150 FLYING FINN; 611 G.I. JOE; 271 GANGREEN; 745 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 14 HARBOR WHORE; 186 JACKAL; 675 LADY FLIPPER; 319 LIBERACE; 412 LONE WOLF; 185 MARATHON MAN; 163 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 191 NO MORE CUM; 383 ODD-JOB; 24 PISS ON IT; 69 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 20 RAT VON KIEL; 668 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 697 SIR FREE WILLY; 699 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 184 STEPTOE; 495 TADPOLE; 36 TELLY TUBBY; 18 THE WIZARD; 145 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 205 TURD BURGLAR; 180 TWO TIME; 29 UNSTABLE LOAD; 792 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 305 WANK-KING’S WANKER

Returners – 28

10 Marc Ceuppens; 2 Anabelle Pinaroc; 5 Alan Taylor; 135 ANTIQUE; 59 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 59 BIGGUS DICKUS; 33 BLACK JUSTICE; 46 CASPAR; 88 CRAPPER; 19 CROW FUCKER; 67 DIRT LOONEY; 135 FUZZY LURE; 76 GOLDEN RIVET; 161 GREYHOUND; 54 HAWKEYE; 44 HEIFER DUST; 48 LADY SNAKE; 108 LOST CAUSE; 68 MASTER CHEF; 7 MEKONG DELTA; 139 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 162 MENTAL DISORDER; 52 POCKET SOCKET; 49 PUGSLY; 219 SEAL SUCKER; 67 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 4 SNAKE SNACK; 71 SPERM POLLUTER

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 3

  1 Jeff Masciara – Kuala Lumpur Hash, Malaysia
18 ATOMIC MUFF DIVER – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
20 BLACK DIAMOND – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand

Virgins – 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers – 2

BILLION SUCKER
MENSTRUAL DISORDER

Anniversaries – x

BILLION SUCKER was congratulated on completing his 200th Run.
FLYING FINN was congratulated on completing his 150th Run.
BEN 10 was congratulated on completing his 100th Run.

Hash Name Events – 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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