Run 1695

Name:   Run 1695 - Two Virgins Run

Date:   Monday, August 29th 2016

Hares:   Unstable Load and Squeak

Runners:   67

Scribe:   Vlad the Impalet

Flash:   Lone Wolf

Location:   Highway 331 – Asian University

GPS:   12°50'42.74"N 101°0'37.68"E - download kmz file (Google Earth)


On this page:   Location Map, Scribe, Stats

On-On Bar:   Nicky's Bar

Link to:   Run 1695 Photos Page


Map to Run 1695 A-Site
Map to Run 1695 A-Site

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Vlad the Impaler

The Grand Master for the day was GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER who opened the pre-run circle by introducing 3 virgins and spotting 3 sets of new shoes who were christened in the usual manner by drinking beer from them. Apple got away with not drinking out of her shoes because she convinced the circle that she had drunk out of them on her last run, and that she had subsequently cleaned her shoes to look like new again.

We then set off on a 6 km run or 2 km walk through very scenic surroundings with views towards the coast. DEL BOY arrived after everyone had departed but still managed to finish with the front runners.

All runners returned and the second circle started soon after, with GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER immediately placing WANK-KING’S WANKER onto the ice for being over 6 feet tall and for insulting short people. The GENERAL asked GI JOE, BALL RINGER and RUNNING BARE if they liked the run, which they all did.

The circle was then handed over to SIR FREE WILLY who conducted the Raffle, which was won by TWO TIME, HARRY’S PINK CAMEL, LOST CAUSE and THE WIZARD, the star prize (hairy bikini pants) was won by Maxim Von Hove who was so impressed with this marvellous prize that he then wore the bikini pants for the remainder of the evening.

The GENERAL then took back the circle and ordered that all Kiwis take the ice, followed by ZENERGY because he couldn’t run because he was on crutches.

SIR FREE WILLY was then returned to the ice and was asked if he had a single cell when he was in the Bangkok Hilton, to which we replied yes, and then added that it was also shared with 270 other inmates, which raised a few smiles.

The 8 Belgians in attendance were placed on the ice and in the bucket, were asked to sing a Belgian song, but didn’t know any so they all had to drink a double down-down.

The virgins were then placed on the ice and SQUEAK was renamed to RAT VON KEIL.

The circle was handed over to that well-known Donald Trump supporter, WANK-KING’S WANKER who put LONE WOLF on the ice, who was joined by LOST CAUSE who was celebrating 100 Runs in just 2 years of membership to the PH3. FREE WILLY and TADPOLE, followed by SUGAR DADDY. TRY-A-FUCK were put in the bucket.

It was also LADY FLIPPER’s birthday and congratulations were passed on by all.

VLAD THE IMPALER was then put on the ice for being rude to Scottish people, and then returned to scribing duties.

“Sex is Boring” was then sung by the circle, followed by the Hash Hymn and the circle was then closed. The GENERAL was congratulated by many people for running such a great circle. The on-on bar was Nicky’s Bar, where the die-hards continued drinking.

End.

On-On!  Vlad the Impaler

Next week’s scribe is G.I.Joe

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 67

Hashers Present Last Week – 34

2 Lode Stockmans; 244 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; ; 2 ARSE VAN HOLE; 570 BALL RINGER; 56 BIGGUS DICKUS; 22 BOB SNOT HERE; 82 BURL IVES; 138 CROCODILE; 60 DEL BOY; 293 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 261 GANGREEN; 4 GASBAG; 737 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 68 GOLDEN RIVET; 51 HAWKEYE; 668 LADY FLIPPER; 100 LOST CAUSE; 80 MISS USE ME; 158 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 117 POCAHONTAS; 11 RAT VON KEIL; 142 RUNNING BARE; 37 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 211 SEAL SUCKER; 659 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 690 SIR FREE WILLY; 690 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 386 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 9 THE WIZARD; 171 TWO TIME; 24 UNSTABLE LOAD; 783 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 295 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 21 ZENERGY

Returners – 26

4 Premjai Dakham; 3 Wassana Songsop; 3 Maxim Van hove; 193 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 42 CASPAR; 79 CRAPPER; 103 DIRTY HARRY; 5 FORREST HUMP; 603 G.I. JOE; 6 HARBOR WHORE; 4 HARRY’S PINK CAMEL; 126 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 405 LONE WOLF; 176 MARATHON MAN; 717 MRS. HEAD; 331 PELER; 43 POCKET SOCKET; 63 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 94 RABBIT SHOOTER; 853 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 67 SPERM POLLUTER; 413 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 37 SUGAR DADDY; 490 TADPOLE; 207 TRY-A-FUCK; 5 WHO CUT THE CHEESE 

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 3

15 VLAD THE IMPALER – Mefeking Hash
17 BLACK DIAMOND – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
  2 DEAD GUMP – Rio Hash, Brazil

Virgins – 4

15 VLAD THE IMPALER – Mefeking Hash
17 BLACK DIAMOND – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
  1 WHO CUT THE CHEESE – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
  2 DEAD GUMP – Rio Hash, Brazil

Leavers – 2

BURL IVES
ZENERGY

Anniversaries – 1

LOST CAUSE was congratulated for completing her 100th Run.

Hash Name Events – 2

SQUEAK had his Hash Name changed to RAT VON KEIL.
BOB-A-GOB had his Hash Name changed to VLAD THE IMPALER.

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 1

Happy Birthday LADY FLIPPER – 28 August


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