Run 1694

Name:   Run 1694 - Two Virgins on the Beach Run

Date:   Monday, August 22nd 2016

Hares:   Biggus Dickus and Hawkeye

Runners:   39

Scribe:   Zenergy

Flash:   The Wizard

Location:   Beach - Na Jomtien Soi 4

GPS:   12°51'23.91"N 100°53'57.01"E - download kmz file (Google Earth)


On this page:   Location Map, Scribe, Stats

On-On Bar:   Boomerang Guest House

Link to:   Run 1694 Photos Page


Map to Run 1694 A-Site
Map to Run 1694 A-Site

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Zenergy

Report in French (Rapport en Anglais en-dessous)

Moi, ZENERGY, j’ai ete designe “scribe” etant donne que je ne peux pas courir en ce moment, car j’ai ete opere du tibia et je ne me deplace avec des bequilles. Je dois traduire de l’anglais en francais = difficile.

La course a lieu a la plage Jomtien Beach. Le GM, GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER est arrive le premier avec le grand Americain RUNNING BARE. Je ne pense pas qu’il a fait le tour, malgre son t-shirt mouille ?

Cercle : Que penser de la course? C’est ok, malgre que certain ont perdu la trace des papiers, autrement parfait avec un parcours de 7.3k.

Lotterie : Oui, ma femme LIPO VITAMIN et TWO TIME et d’autres dont je ne connais pas les noms etaient les gagnants.

Virgin : Un autre Belge

J’ai deja beaucoup de run,par contre, il y avait seulement une quarantaine de participants aujourd’hui dans le cercle,mais l’ambiance est toujours sympatique et amusante. A tour de role, assis sur la glace et chants sans oublier de boire le godet de biere…

Anniversaire : HAWKEYE a recu son Polo Shirt pour ses 50 courses. Felicitations.

Le tour des “Belges” assis sur la glace et le GM demande qui est le premier aux jeux olympiques? Medaille en chocolat? (c’est en dessous du podium) V.V. est oublie et les autres le rapelle au GM, alors il va dans le bac a glace. (7 Belges sont ensemble sur la glace)

Hash Hymn : Avec une chanson de “Allouette, je te plumerai” en anglais. C’est bien la premiere fois que je ne m’assoies pas sur la glace, l’avantage d’etre “scribe et handicape“. Je serai encore la Lundi prochain avec mes bequilles ou ce sera un “Belgian Run” a Asian University.\

See you. on,on ZENERGY.

Rapport en Anglais (Report in French above)

I, ZENERGY have been designated “scribe” given that I can not run at this time because I had an operation on my tibia and I’m moving around on crutches.

I have to translate from English into French =  difficult. The run takes place at Jomtien Beach.

Le GM, GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER is the first back in with the great American RUNNING BARE.

I do not think he made the whole circuit, despite his shirt being wet?

Circle: What about the run? It’s ok, despite that some have lost track of paper, otherwise perfect with a 7.3k course.

Lottery: Yes, my wife LIPO VITAMIN and TWO TIME and others I do not know the names were the winners.

Virgin: another Belgian

I already many run by cons, there were only forty participants today in the circle, but the atmosphere is always friendly and amusing. a role lap, sitting on the ice and songs remembering to drink the cup of beer …

Anniversaries: HAWKEYE received her Polo Shirt for 50 runs. Felicitations.

Tour the “Belgian” sitting on the ice and the GM asking which is the first Olympic games? Chocolate medal? (That is below the podium) V.V. is forgotten and reminds others to the GM, then it goes into the ice tray. (7 Belgians are all on the ice)

Hash Hymn: To the tune of “Allouette, Jaunty Allouette” in good Anglais.

This is the first time I do not find my arse on the ice, the advantage of being “scribe with a handicap“.

I’ll still be here next Monday with my crutches. It will be a “Belgian Run” at Asian University.

See you, on, on.

On-On!  Zenergy

Next week’s scribe is Lipo Vitamin

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 39

Hashers Present Last Week – 30

11 ARSE VAN HOLE; 569 BALL RINGER; 55 BIGGUS DICKUS; 81 BURL IVES; 137 CROCODILE; 59 DEL BOY; 260 GANGREEN; 3 GASBAG; 736 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 67 GOLDEN RIVET; 50 HAWKEYE; 667 LADY FLIPPER; 311 LIBERACE; 99 LOST CAUSE; 79 MISS USE ME; 157 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 190 RUBBER DICK; 141 RUNNING BARE; 36 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 210 SEAL SUCKER; 658 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 689 SIR FREE WILLY; 689 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 10 SQUEAK; 385 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 27 TELLY TUBBY; 8 THE WIZARD; 23 UNSTABLE LOAD; 9 VIOS; 294 WANK-KING’S WANKER

Returners – 6

243 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 292 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 9 LIPOVITAMIN; 116 POCAHONTAS; 170 TWO TIME; 782 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 2

21 BOB SNOT HERE – Nhatrain, Vietnam
20 ZENERGY – Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand

Virgins – 1

Lode Stockmans

Leavers – 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversary Events – 2

HAWKEYE was congratulated on completing her 50th Run.
HAWKEYE was awarded her 50th Run Polo Shirt.

Hash Name Events – 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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