Run 1680

Name:   Run 1680 - The Norwegian Run

Date:   Monday, May 16th 2016

Hares:   Sir Dog, Odd-Job, Liberace, Sir Arse-A-Holic, Pissed Pole Dancer and Stinky Sloppy Seconds

Runners:   86

Scribe:   Mr Potato Head

Flash:   Baht Bus Gestapo

Location:   Hwy 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – on the causeway

GPS:   12°57'27.91"N 101°2'9.89"E - download kmz file (Google Earth)


On this page:   Location Map, Scribe, Stats

On-On Bar:   Nicky's Bar

Link to:   Run 1680 Photos Page


Map to Run 1680 A-Site
Map to Run 1680 A-Site

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Mr Potato Head

Hares:

Norwegians. Sorry I got back late from run and didn’t manage to get the names.

First Circle:

Two Virgins were introduced to the Hash, again didn’t get names because I was late getting back from the run.

The Hares announced the run was 5 km and reasonably flat – the flattish bit turned out to be true. The GM reminded all present that no beer was to be drunk until first runners or 1¼ hours had elapsed.

Away we went, the pack held together well for the majority of the run, can’t really explain how I got lost with 8 others but there you go. I found an FT which confused the hell out of me and my fellow losers. But with determination and the aid of GPS we found home.

Straight into the circle, no prep time so forgive a virgin scribe.

Second circle:

Kicks off 1830 hrs. Hares on ice and thanked for great food and the free T-Shirts. Beer Police. Light on this week but SCARLET PIMPERNEL looked after both sides of the beer truck.

FREE WILLY takes the circle and conducts his famous Raffle with 8 excellent prizes.

GM hands the circle over to EMPEROR AIRHEAD. The EMPEROR started by encouraging more participation in the singing of Hash Songs.

Hares on ice before the EMPEROR congratulated them on The Norwegian Run for the past 12 years. SIR DOG was presented a special excellence award for the runs.

Two Virgins called into circle and duly welcomed by the EMPEROR. ODD-JOB and LIBERACE on ice because who knows.

GM takes the circle and calls on the Hares to sing us a song. LIBERACE gives a short brief on the chorus and the song began and I believe went over very well. GM thanked the Norwegians for job well done with the song.

WANK-KING’S WANKER takes the circle to deliver some awards.   It was announced that 86 runners where present today. SEAL SUCKER after being a member for 14 years was congratulated on his 200th Run. SHIT ON MY SHIRT and PRINCESS BUM BOY awarded their 50 Run Mugs.

GM hands over to the Norwegians and ends up on ice with the Horns Hat. GM calls on LIBERACE and PISSED POLE DANCER to explain the food, ie, Salmon and Scrambled Eggs.

Lost Property – Sun Glasses:

Found WANK-KING’S WANKER on ice for habitually losing his and FIELD OF DREAMS for actually losing them. The 8 hashers lost in the jungle were iced including the poor scribe. Poor me!

Next week’s GM will be GANGREEN and MENTAL will be away in Bali.

The run is the Bob Marley Run and BBQ.

On On Bar:

Nicky’s once again provided a great feed of Sweet and Sour thanks for that.

And finally the PH3 with our GM in England – NO MORE CUM – HAPPY ST TOTTERINGHAM’S DAY.

On-On!  Mr Potato Head

Next week’s scribe is Knob Marley

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 86

Hashers Present Last Week – 60

9 Marc Ceuppens; 2 Janphen Kodkaew; 2 Nid Pudprakhon; 230 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 49 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 557 BALL RINGER; 348 BELL END; 86 BEN 10; 145 BENGT POTATO; 11 BLACK DIAMOND; 11 BLACK DRAGON; 71 BURL IVES; 36 CASPAR; 128 CROCODILE; 55 DEL BOY; 286 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1354 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 590 G.I. JOE; 247 GANGREEN; 56 GOLDEN RIVET; 44 IM LAO; 653 LADY FLIPPER; 38 LADY SNAKE; 298 LIBERACE; 118 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 393 LONE WOLF; 88 LOST CAUSE; 172 MARATHON MAN; 57 MASTER CHEF; 145 MENTAL DISORDER; 68 MISS USE ME; 704 MRS. HEAD; 86 MUD CRACKER; 34 MUD’S CRACK; 64 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 143 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 376 ODD-JOB; 3 PICK A WINNER; 21 PISS ON IT; 108 POCAHONTAS; 52 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 154 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 176 RUBBER DICK; 131 RUNNING BARE; 98 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 200 SEAL SUCKER; 56 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 644 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 675 SIR FREE WILLY; 675 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 840 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 61 SPERM POLLUTER; 406 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 375 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 477 TADPOLE; 409 TAMPAX; 205 TRY-A-FUCK; 9 UNSTABLE LOAD; 774 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 280 WANK-KING’S WANKER

Returners – 18

2 Premjai Dakham; 6 Chanaradee Tasan; 187 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 54 BANANAS; 43 BULLTRACK; 65 CRAPPER; 2 GIGGLE TITS; 12 GIVE ME ONE; 175 JACKAL; 119 KNOB MARLEY; 18 MASHED POTATO; 42 NA HEE MAN; 324 PELER; 158 PISSED POLE DANCER; 33 POCKET SOCKET; 680 SIR DOG; 32 SUGAR DADDY; 287 TREE FROG

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 6

  1 FIELD OF DREAMS – Iwakuni White Snake H3, Japan
  1 Gail Cosgrove – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
  2 MR GIGGLE SHIT – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
  5 MRS CRAPPER – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
15 OUT OF ORDER – Phoenix Hash, Arizona
16 MR POTATO HEAD – South of Perth Hash, Australia

Virgins – 2

Wacharee Seetao
Odd Smith

Leavers – 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries – 3

SEAL SUCKER was congratulated on completing his 200th Run.
PRINCESS BUM BOY was awarded his 50th Run Mug.
SHIT ON MY SHIRT was awarded his 50th Run Mug.

Hash Name Events – 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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