Run 1677

Name:   Run 1677 - St. George's Day Run

Date:   Monday, April 25th 2016

Hares:   Sir Free Willy, Lady Flipper, Absolutely No Fucking Idea and Del Boy

Runners:   71

Scribe:   Try-A-Fuck

Flash:   Baht Bus Gestapo

Location:   Highway 331 – 3 km South of Phoenix Rd

GPS:   12°47'32.04"N 100°59'25.65"E - download kmz file (Google Earth)


On this page:   Location Map, Scribe, Stats

On-On Bar:   Tahitian Queen

Link to:   Run 1677 Photos Page


Map to Run 1677 A-Site
Map to Run 1677 A-Site

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Try-A-Fuck

The PH3 celebrates Saint George’s Day every year, lead by our  illustrious  FREE WILLY, May he live forever (what an A-Site – flags, bunting, Vera Lynn singing). God forbid when he departs to the the big  Hash in the sky and leaves this special day to be celebrated by Yanks and Aussies.

BUT there is BALL RINGER (the man with the golden cock). Will he replace FREE WILLY and organise this special day for us?

The Day was marred (I could use stronger words), the tabloids in England wrote: “Bristol City Council announced that it would NOT be hosting any special events on this day for fear of upsetting their multicultural, multi-faith communities.” Could they be talking about all the Yanks and Aussies who live there ??

The Run?? F—-ing GREAT !! FTs and back-checks totally F—ed up the FRB‘s. They where all over the place. For a long while near the end of the run it looked like PELER and (sorry no name) Norwegian would walk in first. But they walked in a comfortable 3rd and 4th. in front of all the FRB‘s who where now totally knackered.

MUDCRACKER you cocked up yesterday, you should have run today instead of yesterday. The S.G.day run, hared by Myself and STOOL MOVER wasn’t a patch on this one hared by DEL BOY.

RAFFLE – Great prizes, winners SUGAR DADDY, DEL BOYTADPOLEBELL END, TWO TIME, VLAD THE IMPALER (who?). Our GM soon sorted this out poured water all over him and returned him to his baptized name of BOB-A-GOB.

HASH CRASH – Goes to CUM YAK YAK. who after about 4 year break from Thailand and PH3, was not quite sure which foot to put in front of the other, so ended up on her arse.

Alan ??? – How the hell after about 10 runs with us and over a 10 year period has no hash name? Get your thinking caps on lads for next week.

HASH SONG – TOTAL BLOODY DISASTER, that about sums it up but at least as the hares were not afraid to make fools of themselves, it got the circle rocking even if it was with good-natured abuse at their efforts.

AWARDS – Read the hash sheet later.

That’s enough from  me.

On-On! Try-A-Fuck

Next week’s scribe is to be announced

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 71

Hashers Present Last Week – 51

6 Marc Ceuppens; 5 Chanaradee Tasan; 3 Marc Van Geyrt; 2 Maxim Van Hove; 227 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 186 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 133 ANTIQUE; 47 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 554 BALL RINGER; 345 BELL END; 83 BEN 10; 9 BOB-A-GOB; 68 BURL IVES; 63 CRAPPER; 125 CROCODILE; 52 DEL BOY; 1351 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 35 FUNNY BUNNY; 587 G.I. JOE; 33 GAS MAN; 5 GERMAN KUNT KISSER; 53 GOLDEN RIVET; 16 JUNGLE PRINCESS; 650 LADY FLIPPER; 36 LADY SNAKE; 115 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 85 LOST CAUSE; 169 ARATHON MAN; ; 122 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 142 MENTAL DISORDER; 65 MISS USE ME; 15 MR POTATO HEAD; 701 MRS. HEAD; 140 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 31 POCKET SOCKET; 49 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 238 SCAR W/2TS; 672 SIR FREE WILLY; 672 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 837 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 54 SLACK VAGINA; 403 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 372 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 7 STUPID SOUR KRAUT; 474 TADPOLE; 406 TAMPAX; 9 TITTY TOUCHER; 203 TRY-A-FUCK; 6 UNSTABLE LOAD; 771 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 277 WANK-KING’S WANKER

Returners – 19

4 Alan Ainsworth; 142 BENGT POTATO; 59 CUM YAK YAK; 283 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 244 GANGREEN; 295 LIBERACE; 54 MASTER CHEF; 189 NO MORE CUM; 323 PELER; 106 POCAHONTAS; 35 POL DANCER; 91 RABBIT SHOOTER; 129 RUNNING BARE; 53 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 6 SIAM SEXUAL SAMURAI; 641 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 31 SUGAR DADDY; 203 TOM BOY; 160 TWO TIME

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 0

~ none this week ~

Virgins – 1

Wassana Songsop

Leavers – 3

ANTIQUE
CUM YAK YAK
SCAR W/2TS

Anniversaries – 4

SIR FREE WILLY was awarded his 50 Hared Runs T-Shirt.
ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA was congratulated for his 10th Hared Run.
WANK-KING’S WANKER was awarded his 10th Hared Run T-Shirt.
LADY FLIPPER was congratulated on completing her 650th Run.

Hash Name Events – 2

VLAD THE IMPALER had his Hash Name changed back to BOB-A-GOB.
Reggy Van Hove was given the New Hash Name UNSTABLE LOAD.

Saints and Sinners – 1

CUM YAK YAK – Hash Crash – Fell on the trail because Bad Dad NO MORE CUM forced her to drink snakebite before the run.

Birthdays – 1

Happy Birthday NO MORE CUM – 30 April.


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