Scribe Report by Mental Disorder
The sun is out and the birds are singing,what a great day for a hash. We headed to Buffalo Bar and jumped on the baht buses and headed to the A-Site. On the baht bus the main conversation was “where is ET?”. After two weeks of ET reportedly dying we are still no closer to knowing if he is dead or alive. Hashes from around the world are still searching for ET, ET come home.
A crippled NO MORE CUM called the circle and introduced the hares, luckily VV explained the run and not STREET CLEANER as none of us speak French. I did the walk which I enjoyed and it was well papered and an enjoyable 4 km walk. I spoke to some of the runners and they said the run was challenging, well papered, and tactically laid. I was invited over to a banquet to celebrate BURL IVES birthday. There was lots of food and many of his friends there. Myself being on a diet and looking after my great figure only had 20 spring rolls, 10 drum sticks and 3 bowls of fried rice. Great food and thank you to all the ladies for doing the cooking.
NO MORE CUM called the second circle and hobbled in to the circle to ice the hares
SIR FREE WILLY glided into the circle to commence the Raffle, lots of great prizes and the winners were very happy, smiles all round.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD iced NO MORE CUM and CUM YAK YAK and asked for DNA proof that NO MORE CUM was the father of this beautiful Harriette. Still waiting on the results, she did explain that in her younger days he was a mean, evil, tyrant but now in his later years he’s a big cuddle marshmallow.
RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER was iced by EMPEROR AIRHEAD, where there EMPEROR AIRHEAD explained that years ago RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER loved skinny dipping at the South Pole, that explains why RATSO is like he is today.
AWARDS: SQUEEZE MY TUBE 400 runs, HONEY BEAR 150 runs, and RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER 150 runs.
MENTAL DISORDER took the circle and iced all the Hashers that went to 5th Cambodian Nash Hash in Sihanoukville and gave them each a can of Black Panther beer, a local delicacy.
MISS USE ME was then iced and MD explained how on the way back from Cambodia MISS USE ME was detained and searched on suspicion of being an international Vietnamese drug dealer. GANGREEN being expert in this field denied all knowledge and claimed the 5th Amendment. MISS USE ME should never of been detained as she does not look Vietnamese and we all know that Thai Harriettes look a lot more beautifuler than Vietnam Harriettes.
The Bunglers then took center stage and sang the Hare Song with a special guest appearance of LADY SNAKE doing the vocals.
SCAR W/2T’S iced SUPERVIRGIN and announced to the world he is not a bachelor anymore but married. (Congratulations!) I noticed a lot of the Harriettes were upset after hearing this announcement after losing another eligible bachelor. SCAR W/2T’S then iced GAS MAN for being stupid, negligent, very drunk, as to not check his hotel room for being cleaned before taking his girlfriend to the room. She found lots of evidence of wild parties and orgies in that room the night before. GAS MAN was heart broken as she stormed out of the room after finding evidence he is a SEX tourist.
MENTAL DISORDER then called in BURL IVES to congratulate him on his birthday, where then The Bunglers sang Hashy Birthday.
The circle was then closed, the Hash Hymn sung and we all headed to the ON ON BAR for more drinking.
On-On! Mental Disorder
Next week’s scribe is Gas Man
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 97
Hashers Present Last Week – 51
2 Marc Schryver; 2 Mike Schwager; 2 Chanaradee Tasan; 3 Alan Taylor; 224 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 6 36B; 285 ARSE-HOLEO; 44 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 551 BALL RINGER; 43 BEETROOT HEAD; 342 BELL END; 80 BEN 10; 60 CRAPPER; 122 CROCODILE; 49 DEL BOY; 281 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1348 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 147 FLYING FINN; 32 FUNNY BUNNY; ; 134 FUZZY LURE; 584 G.I. JOE; 242 GANGREEN; 30 GAS MAN; 14 JUNGLE PRINCESS; 118 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 647 LADY FLIPPER; 33 LADY SNAKE; 293 LIBERACE; 20 MANGO MUNCHER; 12 MR POTATO HEAD; 698 MRS. HEAD; 14 OUT OF ORDER; 321 PELER; 28 POCKET SOCKET; 47 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 150 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 235 SCAR W/2TS; 27 SHOOTING STAR; 639 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 669 SIR FREE WILLY; 669 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 834 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 51 SLACK VAGINA; 400 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 369 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 213 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 471 TADPOLE; 403 TAMPAX; 159 TWO TIME; 346 VELCRO DICK; 768 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR
Returners – 33
3 Loan Nguyen; 141 BENGT POTATO; 43 BIGGUS DICKUS; 196 BILLION SUCKER; 17 BOY NAMED SUE; 65 BURL IVES; 34 CASPAR; 58 CUM YAK YAK; 51 GOLDEN RIVET; 5 GROUCHO MARX; 38 HAWKEYE; 150 HONEY BEAR; 83 LOST CAUSE; 166 MARATHON MAN; 52 MASTER CHEF; 119 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 139 MENTAL DISORDER; 62 MISS USE ME; 2 MUZZY; 188 NO MORE CUM; 374 ODD-JOB; 105 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 198 SEAL SUCKER; 15 SHIH TZU; 51 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 572 SIR MC; 59 SPERM POLLUTER; 28 STOOL MOVER; 60 STREET CLEANER; 63 SUPA DICK; 38 SUPERVIRGIN; 59 TESTICLES; 274 WANK-KING’S WANKER
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 7
5 GOLD FINGER – Auckland Men’s Hash, New Zealand
4 HALF WAY – Hamersley Hash, Australia
7 VLAD THE IMPALER – Mefeking Hash
9 Theerapat Paowana – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
9 Thawanrat Paowana – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 MR GIGGLE SHIT – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
3 MR. HAPPY – Unknown Hash
Virgins – 5
Leavers – 3
Anniversaries – 3
SQUEEZE MY TUBE was congratulated on completing her 400th Run.
HONEY BEAR was congratulated on completing her 150th Run.
RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER was congratulated on completing his 150th Run.
Hash Name Events – 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners – 0
~ none this week ~
Happy Birthday BURL IVES – April 3.