Run 1673

Name:   Run 1673 - The 950 Anniversary Run

Date:   Monday, March 28th 2016

Hares:   Robbing Bastard, Flying Finn and Bow Tie

Runners:   76

Scribe:   Arse-Holeo

Flash:   Baht Bus Gestapo

Location:   Highway 7 – Pallet Lane - 4.7 km East

GPS:   13°0'17.55"N 101°1'36.31"E - download kmz file (Google Earth)


On this page:   Location Map, Scribe, Stats

On-On Bar:   Tahitian Queen

Link to:   Run 1673 Photos Page


Map to Run 1673 A-Site
Map to Run 1673 A-Site

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Arse-Holeo

Back to Pattaya after a few months… Meeting outside the Buffalo Bar we boarded the somtoaus to head out to the A-Site and a very nice one I thought.

The hares explained what to expect on the trail after blessing the new shoes and welcoming the 2 virgins and off we went up on a very hilly start. Some rocky sections, great trails & shade but it was very overcast. Just over 5 kms for the short run and 9 kms for the long.. I did the short with the other 70% of the runners. There was a bus full of lazy Beer Hunters come past as I got in. A nice trail I thought!

Some nice food & gin & tonics were on offer thanks to the hares. I was tapped on the shoulder by SIR FREE WILLY to be the Scribe. No worries I replied. Our acting GM calls on the circle NO MORE CUM being absent due to a swollen leg caused by a motorcycle accident or maybe coz Germany lost the football….

The Hares were on ice with everyone yelling how excellent the trail was.

Next the Raffle hosted by SIR FREE WILLY with many nice prizes ..

Next is EMPEROR AIRHEAD to deal with the Hares as ROBBING BASTARD doing a great job teaching his co-hare to set the run. A very friendly hash hound was in the circle enjoying our company. The only thing wrong was the piss-poor HHH signs he reckoned.

Next on ice were the PNG hashers for not fitting in with us – like throwing spears at each other and shooting arrows. Then a virgin ice sitter is called in to be named which WANKER BANKER amongst other possible names which won the cheers. He is known to rob innocent widows back in the U.K.

Next in were K.A.M., TAMPAX, BALL RINGER & Aussie guys who did a great job raising a generous sum of 250,000 baht on the last Aussie Run….

V.V, is called up for a down down for haring his amazing 140 runs which he was awarded a flash jungle bum bag. TAMPAX was also noted with his 400th run.

SCAR takes over to icebucket the Crazy German for loosing his pink wrist band. Next the hares in to sing their song with the tune of “The Mighty Quinn” aided by the guitar man TAMPAX.

On-On!  Arse-Holeo

Next week’s scribe is Marathon Man

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 76

Hashers Present Last Week – 49

4 Marc Ceuppens; 4 Id Malthe; 2 Alan Taylor; 4 Reggy Van hove; 223 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 5 36B; 183 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 43 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 550 BALL RINGER; 52 BANANAS; 341 BELL END; 79 BEN 10; 11 BOW TIE; 59 CRAPPER; 121 CROCODILE; 48 DEL BOY; 280 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1347 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 146 FLYING FINN; 583 G.I. JOE; 241 GANGREEN; 63 JINGLE BALLS; 13 JUNGLE PRINCESS; 646 LADY FLIPPER; 32 LADY SNAKE; 292 LIBERACE; 113 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 391 LONE WOLF; 42 LOVE BOAT; 19 MANGO MUNCHER; 697 MRS. HEAD; 78 NEXT WEEK; 27 POCKET SOCKET; 46 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 205 ROBBING BASTARD; 234 SCAR W/2TS; 638 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 668 SIR FREE WILLY; 668 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 833 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 44 SIR WANDA; 399 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 368 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 212 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 470 TADPOLE; 402 TAMPAX; 158 TWO TIME; 345 VELCRO DICK; 767 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR

Returners – 15

4 Tommy Drews; 284 ARSE-HOLEO; 160 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 42 BEETROOT HEAD; 31 FUNNY BUNNY; 133 FUZZY LURE; 29 GAS MAN; 117 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 320 PELER; 149 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 26 SHOOTING STAR; 50 SLACK VAGINA; 30 SUGAR DADDY; 2 WANKER BANKER; 39 WANKING

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 7

10 FLUFFER – Bangkok Hash, Thailand
  9 CRAZY GERMAN – Nadi Hash, Fiji
19 SHORT TIME – Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
13 OUT OF ORDER – Phoenix Hash, Arizona
  8 PUSSY BEATS BISCUIT – Port Moresby Hash, Papua New Guinea
11 MR POTATO HEAD – South of Perth Hash, Australia
  1 MARCSEX – Unknown Hash

Virgins – 5

Kig Apinya
Pola b Khew
Marc Schryver
Mike Schwager
Chanaradee Tasan

Leavers – 2

LOVE BOAT

NEXT WEEK

Anniversaries – 4

VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR was awarded his 140th Hared Run Belt.
BALL RINGER was congratulated on completing his 550th Run.
TAMPAX was awarded his 400th Run T-Shirt.
SLACK VAGINA was congratulated on completing his 50th Run.

Hash Name Events – 0

Hugh Hagarty was given the New Hash Name of WANKER BANKER.

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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