Scribe Report by Absolutely No Fucking Idea
Note: At a morning after inspection the A-Site was found perfectly cleaned. The hares wish to express our thanks to the team that remained behind with the Brew Master and policed the entire site. This is the PH3 hashers at their very best, Thank you very much – The St.Paddy’s Day hares.
Well today’s St. Paddy’s Day Run was far out of town on the 331 but there’s plenty of good running country out there so worth the trip and a good turnout of hasher for today’s run.
Our GM calls the first circle to deal with virgins and new shoes and a brief description of the run by a pair of confused Hares and off we went in one direction with the Beer Hunters in the other.
After the run every one settled down for some beers, a chat and a bowl of Irish stew.
Second circle is called by the GM NO MORE CUM and todays hares, WANK-KING’S WANKER, KEE MAH, MENTAL DISORDER and MENSTRUAL DISORDER were put on ice.
SIR FREE WILLY starts the Raffle with winning tickets held by POCKET SOCKET, LEFT BEHIND, SCAR W\2T’S, TADPOLE, GREEN MACHINE, FINGERLESS, ODD JOB and CASPAR plus a few others.
GREEN MACHINE won the bottle of Jameson’S whiskey that was donated by KEE MAH and St Paddy’s Day patches where awarded to 10 other lucky winners.
Next EMPEROR AIRHEAD ices the Hares and the verdict of the run was a big thumbs up. Then we came to the point when EMPEROR AIRHEAD placed a nervous looking Ken on the ice to receive a name, this is a character who makes his best friend the infamous NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER look like a nervous choir boy, anyway many names were thrown in the circle that had been discussed over a few beers earlier that afternoon but up pipes STUPID KRAUT KUNT with SIAM SEXUAL SAMURAI, at least we all thought that it was a name suggestion and not a request for a party invite later that evening, and with some ice cold holy water it was done Ken got named SIAM SEXUAL SAMARI and STUPID KRAUT KUNT got his date.
Virgins were dealt with next and they are Lena Wiberg from Sweden and Kent Nilsson followed by CRAPPER on ice so that POCKET SOCKET could receive a birthday cake and a new money bag which turned out to be empty but I am sure will not be for long
Next it was award time with the 10 Hares award going to WANK-KING’S WANKER.
The Bunglers performed the song “Wild Rover” by The Dubliners for the circle next.
NO MORE CUM takes the circle back to ice SUGAR DADDY for lost property and the ¼ POUNDER WITH CHEESE makes a short speak about the Jameson’s bar. Then LIBERACE, G.I.JOE and SIR WANDA are welcomed back.
The Filipino girls POCKET SOCKET, MANGO MUNCHER and Mary Selle were iced for some sort of food related topic and STUPID KRAUT KUNT and SUZY WONG are placed in the bucket to cool off as they seemed to be getting a bit frisky on the edge of the circle.
MENTAL DISORDER takes to the circle to give TAMPAX a beer for completing 400 runs, well done TAMPAX.
SIR WANDA and SCAR W\2T’S are placed on ice for a tale about when SCAR stayed at SIR WANDA’s house in England, as is customary in the UK when putting a friend up for the night SCAR was shown his bed for the night, where the bathroom was and where the host’s room was. But half way through the night SIR WANDA was awoken by SCAR snuggling up to him in his bed. I guess it is a Norwegian way of showing your appreciation to the host OR is it just a SCAR thing? SIR WANDA, next time get a lock fitted or barricade yourself in.
VV and TWO TIME are iced for tales of rough sex which VV came out worst. ROBBING BASTARD was ice for not getting lost this week.
SCAR W\2T’S takes the circle to ice Kent the virgin for no Hash shirt and Mary Rene who was with STREET CLEANER for having a Monkey shirt.
FINGERLESS was iced for growing a beard whilst in the Philippines but the circle agreed that it was a vast improvement and he should keep it.
The Hare’s song was performed by STEPTOE about the Irish Brick layer having an accident, I’ve heard it many times before but it always makes me laugh, thanks STEPTOE.
The Hash Hymn was sung and off back to Pattaya for some more beer at Jameson’s.
On-On! Absolutely No Fucking Idea
Next week’s scribe is Sperm Polluter
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 97
Hashers Present Last Week – 58
2 Marc Ceuppens; 3 Poul Jensen; 4 Sunita Kaethakhan; 2 Reggy Van Hove; 221 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 181 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 41 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 548 BALL RINGER; 195 BILLION SUCKER; 9 BOW TIE; 63 BURL IVES; 119 CROCODILE; 46 DEL BOY; 1345 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 144 FLYING FINN; 132 FUZZY LURE; 239 GANGREEN; 49 GOLDEN RIVET; 2 GREEN MACHINE; 111 HELIUM HEAD; 111 HULK; 71 INVISIBLE MAN; 223 KEE MAH; 644 LADY FLIPPER; 30 LADY SNAKE; 290 LIBERACE; 389 LONE WOLF; 81 LOST CAUSE; 40 LOVE BOAT; 164 MARATHON MAN; 117 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 137 MENTAL DISORDER; 13 MENTAL TAMPAX; 60 MISS USE ME; 695 MRS. HEAD; 136 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 187 NO MORE CUM; 372 ODD-JOB; 44 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 148 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 203 ROBBING BASTARD; 232 SCAR W/2TS; 196 SEAL SUCKER; 636 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 666 SIR FREE WILLY; 666 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 831 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 116 SPECIAL PRICE; 177 STEPTOE; 366 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 210 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 72 SUZY WONG; 468 TADPOLE; 400 TAMPAX; 156 TWO TIME; 343 VELCRO DICK; 765 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 273 WANK-KING’S WANKER
Returners – 24
2 Linn Malthe; 339 BELL END; 77 BEN 10; 33 BLUE SKY; 42 BULLTRACK; 90 CAMEL HUMPER; 32 CASPAR; 57 CRAPPER; 86 DESERT SCORPION; 278 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 48 FINGERLESS; 581 G.I. JOE; 171 JACKAL; 61 JINGLE BALLS; 111 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 319 PELER; 5 SIAM SEXUAL SAMURAI; 83 SIMONE EBOLA; 42 SIR WANDA; 49 SLACK VAGINA; 57 SPERM POLLUTER; 397 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 58 STREET CLEANER; 29 SUGAR DADDY
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 12
3 Maricel Maglasang
2 OH NO OH YES – Angeles City Hash, Philippines
9 LEFT BEHIND – Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
18 SLUG – Gladstone Hash, Australia
25 POCKET SOCKET – Makiti H3, South Africa
4 BIG WIG – Maputo Hash
4 MAMA MIA – Maputo Hash
7 Theerapat Paowana – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
7 Thawanrat Paowana – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
17 ATOMIC MUFF DIVER – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
11 JUNGLE PRINCESS- Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
17 MANGO MUNCHER – Subic Bay Hash, Philippines
POCKET SOCKET having completed 25 PH3 Runs is now a full member.
Virgins – 3
Leavers – 2
Anniversaries – 2
WANK-KING’S WANKER was congratulated for his 10th Hared Run.
TAMPAX was congratulated for completing his 400th Run.
Hash Name Events – 1
Ken Eno was given the New Hash Name SIAM SEXUAL SAMURAI.
Saints and Sinners – 0
~ none this week ~
~ none this week ~