Scribe Report by 1/4 Pounder with Cheese
Today we had the PH3 celebrating our first Leap Year Run since 1988, which for the numerically challenged was 28 years ago.
The hares were FREE WILLY, FLIPPER and DEL BOY. My man on the run, the incomparable GI JOE told me that the run duration was approximately 9 km although he personally did over 11 km.
During the sign up we were presented with a Leap Year run patch, which was a nice gesture, by the PH3 mismanagement. I’m sure all of those hashers who have a need to sew hash memorabilia onto their clothing will especially appreciate it.
The first circle was called with the usual new shoes and four hash virgins to deal with. That over, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, and myself, decided to make a reconnaissance of the nearest Bush Bar. We went through some dirt tracks and a bit of vegetation before arriving, four minutes later to the Bush Bar to enjoy cold libations and to watch all the runners go past us. We were very quickly joined by the rest of the beer hunters, SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD, WANK-KING’S WANKER and STUPID KRAUT K**T.
When the front runners returned we blazed a trail back to the A-Site so REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD could start making a dent into the Beer Chang that he so loves.
Circle called; and what a great circle it was. There were some very attractive Danish ladies there, I overheard FREE WILLY say that he was “drunk in spunk” but he may have been talking about a bar in Copenhagen.
During the circle, last Saturday’s PH3 Beach Party was brought up and apparently it was a big success, although I suspect that there may have been too much potato salad as the famous hash caterer NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER spent over four hours peeling spuds, It brought a small shiver down my spine as it reminded me of my Army days. The event was attended by 45 hashers, which I think is a comfortable number for a beach party. LONE WOLF, VV and NO MORE CUM were called into the circle and named Hash Heroes for their various contributions for making the Saturday a big success.
Back to the Monday Run, EMPEROR AIRHEAD as usual dealt with the sinners, shirkers and the innocents who just deserved the ice. It was fun and the virgins seemed to be enjoying themselves, which is the whole point of the exercise.
A few anniversaries on the run this week; congratulations to TRY-A-FUCK for his 200th Run T-shirt. SHEIK MEME, for receiving his 200th Run T-shirt. And last but by no means least, ANAL CHEESE for his 100th Run. It has taken ANAL CHEESE 25 years to get 100 runs and this is a great achievement, there are a lot of hashers who can only spend a few weeks a year in Thailand and it guys like ANAL CHEESE who are as dedicated as the hashers who run week in week out, it’s only circumstances outside their control that stop them from being 500+ runners. So, well done.
The circle continues with an alternative RA, SHEIK MEME doing his Whirling Dervish impression. It was at this point that I got an invitation for lift to the on on bar TQ. I obviously jumped at the chance to get to one of my favorite bars early. When the others hashers arrived I was impressed by the turnout and support for the bar and the camaraderie of the hashers.
It was a great day out and thank you Hares for putting on a great run.
For those of you who enjoyed the day, the PH3 will be holding this Leap Year Run again on the 29th February 2044. See you there.
On-On! 1/4 Pounder with Cheese
Next week’s scribe is to be announced
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 85
Hashers Present Last Week – 59
19 Kenneth Dybvik; 5 Raguar Johansen; 219 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 179 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 100 ANAL CHEESE; 546 BALL RINGER; 338 BELL END; 76 BEN 10; 140 BENGT POTATO; 32 BLUE SKY; 7 BOW TIE; 61 BURL IVES; 221 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 15 COMES WITH PRESSURE; 56 CRAPPER; 117 CROCODILE; 44 DEL BOY; ; 77 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1343 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 142 FLYING FINN; 130 FUZZY LURE; 580 G.I. JOE; 237 GANGREEN; 47 GOLDEN RIVET; 170 JACKAL; 60 JINGLE BALLS; 221 KEE MAH; 642 LADY FLIPPER; 288 LIBERACE; 387 LONE WOLF; 79 LOST CAUSE; 38 LOVE BOAT; 162 MARATHON MAN; 115 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 135 MENTAL DISORDER; 11 MENTAL TAMPAX; 58 MISS USE ME; 693 MRS. HEAD; 134 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 76 NEXT WEEK; 185 NO MORE CUM; 103 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 35 POSTMAN LICKS TWICE; 201 ROBBING BASTARD; ; SCAR W/2TS; 201 SHEIK MEME; 634 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 664 SIR FREE WILLY; 664 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 829 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 396 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 364 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 466 TADPOLE; 398 TAMPAX; 201 TRY-A-FUCK; 154 TWO TIME; 341 VELCRO DICK; 763 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 270 WANK-KING’S WANKER
Returners – 13
2 Sunita Kaethakhan; 3 David Pilling; 39 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 49 BANANAS; 41 BEETROOT HEAD; 24 BELL STAR; 41 BULLTRACK; 9 FRODO; 56 ONE MORE TIME; 146 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 67 SPANKINSTEIN; 208 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 168 UP THE BUTT
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 9
2 Bill Coppola – Angeles City Hash, Philippines
1 JUST CANDY – Moa H3
2 BRITNEY BEERS – Odense-Nyborg Hash, Denmark
2 FALLEN MADONNA – Odense-Nyborg Hash, Denmark
7 I STRANGLED MY PENIS – Odense-Nyborg Hash, Denmark
6 ROCK’N’ROLL PROSTITUTE – Odense-Nyborg Hash, Denmark
2 WITCH DOCTOR – Odense-Nyborg Hash, Denmark
16 MANGO MUNCHER – Subic Bay Hash, Philippines
2 TRAFALGAR – Unknown Hash
Virgins – 4
Leavers – 1
Anniversaries – 3
SHEIK MEME was awarded his 200th Run T-Shirt.
TRY-A-FUCK was awarded his 200th Run T-Shirt.
ANAL CHEESE was congratulated on completing his 100th Run.
Hash Name Events – 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners – 0
~ none this week ~
~ none this week ~