Run 1668

 


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Scribe Report by Crapper

Condolences to E.T. As his father passed away and where he is going it’s -20 so hope he gets some warm cloths as we would like to see him back in Pattaya.

The circle was called at 1840.

A great run site and well marked but some how some runners missed a back check and did the scenic trail and a few kms as well. I love that area as under cover and great tracks with plenty of scope for checks.

The Hash Crash went to STEPTOE which was caused by a sole blow out and resulted in a half acre of skin removed from his knee. Man that had to hurt and has our symphony.

There were a few awards this evening and went to.

  • LOST CAUSE – 50 Runs and received a Hash Mug
  • TRY-A-FUCK – 200 Runs
  • ROBBING BASTARD – 200 Runs
  • SHEIK MEME – 200 Attendances
  • EMPEROR AIRHEAD1300 Attendances and received a Great Big  Beer Stein

As usual the Hares who did a great trail were iced for their effort.

The Raffle was next on the agenda and was and with the first draw winner, every one suggested they take FREE WILLY but decided on a prize instead. One of the prizes was a sexy Pink Thong and as we found out made a great Headband. Who would of thought?

We had the privilege of 6 virgins which was great to see.

REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD was called out as is the Great Poo Bar of the Beer Hunters and given his official Beer Hunters hash shirt. Good to see that they get the recognition they deserve for their diligence in Keeping the local bars going. What great guys.

As no beer in Pattaya being a Holiday it was decided to have a longer circle and drink the beer truck out. This Scribe did his best to help so things got a bit vague after a while.

Then the Hairs gave a great rendition of a great song?

Medan Hashers were iced. You guys are giving them a lot cause to ice us poor hashers going there in August but they took it in their stride.

ESTONIA F*** was iced for not bringing any eye candy ( girls ). Great to see him back. This man is a tribute to hashers and a party hasher at that. When asked about his hotel from what I could hear as sitting next to WKW. It seems that he doesn’t have one and sleeps at the discos between chatting up the women. What a hasher. I am sure that next week he will bring along a lady friend or hopefully 3.

Medan GM received a Commemorative hash shirt from our hash.

Circle closed. There was some other stuff but not sure what it was. Couldn’t of been important at least I hope not.

A suggestion that we call the Bucket W-KW chair as he spent some time sitting in there.

On-On!  Crapper

Next week’s scribe is Mrs. Head

Run 1668 Hares Song

DESERT, DESERT SCORPION is the devil, in the hasher’s world.
Aha, aha, all the things she can do with her husband CAMEL HUMPER,
In the Hasher’s World.

PELER, PELER, PELER is the expert, in the hasher’s world.
Aha, aha, all the things he could do, if he didn’t have his bad legs,
In the Hasher’s World.

LOVE BOAT, LOVE BOAT, LOVE BOAT is the novice, in the hasher’s world.
Aha, aha, she likes running so much, but she doesn’t like the icing,
In the Hasher’s World.

CAMEL, CAMEL HUMPER is the faller, in the hasher’s world.
He falls a lot, but he always gets up, and he is the perfect hasher,
In the Hasher’s World.

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 105

Hashers Present Last Week – 62

9 Paal espen Antonsen; 4 Raguar Johansen; 2 Maricel Maglasang; 2 Supatra Thuekratok; 99 ANAL CHEESE; 545 BALL RINGER; 337 BELL END; 75 BEN 10; 139 BENGT POTATO; 31 BLUE SKY; 10 BOB SNOT HERE; 60 BURL IVES; 220 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 55 CRAPPER; 116 CROCODILE; 43 DEL BOY; 276 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1342 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 141 FLYING FINN; 30 FUNNY BUNNY; 129 FUZZY LURE; 579 G.I. JOE; 236 GANGREEN; 46 GOLDEN RIVET; 3 HAG SHAGGER; 169 JACKAL; 220 KEE MAH; 641 LADY FLIPPER; 287 LIBERACE; 78 LOST CAUSE; 114 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 134 MENTAL DISORDER; 57 MISS USE ME; 692 MRS. HEAD; 133 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 75 NEXT WEEK; 184 NO MORE CUM; 102 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 24 POCKET SOCKET; 34 POSTMAN LICKS TWICE; 42 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 229 SCAR W/2TS; 200 SHEIK MEME; 633 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 663 SIR FREE WILLY; 663 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 828 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 48 SLACK VAGINA; 114 SPECIAL PRICE; 395 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 175 STEPTOE; 363 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 28 SUGAR DADDY; 465 TADPOLE; 397 TAMPAX; 141 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 194 TURD BURGLAR; 153 TWO TIME; 340 VELCRO DICK; 762 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 269 WANK-KING’S WANKER

Returners – 23

3 Vladimir 0rekhov; 18 Kenneth Dybvik; 218 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 178 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 159 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 133 BLACK HOLE; 89 CAMEL HUMPER; 85 DESERT SCORPION; 24 ESTONIAN FUCKER; 331 EXTRA TESTICLE; 323 FUCK THE TRUTH; 109 HULK; 59 JINGLE BALLS; 386 LONE WOLF; 37 LOVE BOAT; 161 MARATHON MAN; 10 MENTAL TAMPAX; 318 PELER; 301 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 200 ROBBING BASTARD; ; 6 STOOL MOVER; 70 SUZY WONG; 200 TRY-A-FUCK

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 15

  1 Ryan Badillo – Guam Hash, GUAM
  6 BOW TIE – Hastings Hash, UK
  1 BANKRUPT – Medan Hash, Indonesia
  1 BEER INJECTOR – Medan Hash, Indonesia
  1 GENIUS – Medan Hash, Indonesia
  1 JAGUN MUDA – Medan Hash, Indonesia
  1 JEKO – Medan Hash, Indonesia
  1 LAYON – Medan Hash, Indonesia
  1 LITTLE PISS – Medan Hash, Indonesia
  1 SIANIDA – Medan Hash, Indonesia
  1 TONGKAT ALI – Medan Hash, Indonesia
  1 Victor Rodriguez – Okinawa Hash, Japan
  1 DUD – Okinawa Hash, Japan
14 COMES WITH PRESSURE – Pattaya Jungle Irreg. Lunar Hash, Thailand
  1 Svein Rindedal – Unknown Hash

Virgins – 5

Ville Ala-Vikari
Jason Hayward
Carl Kvistad
Francesco Scarpa
Ann Sunaruaend

Leavers – 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries – 5

ROBBING BASTARD was congratulated on completing his 200th Run
SHEIK MEME was congratulated on completing his 200th Run
TRY-A-FUCK was congratulated on completing his 200th Run
EMPEROR AIRHEAD was awarded his 1300th Run Mug
LOST CAUSE was awarded her 50th Run Mug

Hash Name Events – 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners – 1

Hash Crash – STEPTOE – Poor man lost his soul (I mean sole) and left all the skin on his knees on the trail.

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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