Scribe Report by Hulk
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It’s Monday again and you know, Monday is a hashing day! So we went out to the beautiful A-Site off Highway 36, providing total privacy.
Upon arriving, SIR FREE WILLY approached me and asked me to be the Scribe. So blame him, if you don’t like any of the words below.
Our GM NMC called the first circle and we were informed, that standing and drinking publicly in the Baht busses should be avoided in the future, since a bunch of hashers were fined in the previous week for these offenses. Which reminds me of an article I’ve just read about 50 Thai police and military personnel raided a honourable Bridge club, operating since 1994.
The Bridge Club doesn’t play for money, only for points. Anyway, they’ve held 32 elderly people (there was a 84 year old Dutch lady amongst them!) under a Thai law from 1935 that says no one can possess more than 120 playing cards at a time. Another alleged offence related to the fact that the cards did not have an official government seal on the boxes. After spending nearly 12 hours in custody, they all were released on bail at 3 am in the morning (shit, all bars are closing then).
The President of the Contract Bridge League of Thailand traveled to Pattaya to provide further information on “Bridge” and how it is played for points and not money. So police decided not to refer the case to Court. So the outcome is NOTHING – except that you can find this story now worldwide in the news. Well done!
We went off for the run through a lush and beautiful nature. As you know, my body is not really designed for running and I hate mountains. So I’ve also appreciated the mostly flat layout of the run.
After the run, V.V. provided very tasty BBQ’ed veal sausages. Lucky as I am, my better half couldn’t take it completely. So I had to sacrifice myself and eat her second half.
Second circle was called and the good thing on being a Scribe is, you’re allowed to sit. So I prepared myself with a seat, paper and pen and started to take plenty of notes. We had all the usual stuff in the circle, like Raffle, stats and icing Hares.
Fortunately, two of the Hares are with the PH3 band, The Bunglers. So as the Hares Song, they performed a well-known song of David Bowie, who sadly passed away the week before.
Wonder why there are not much details about the circles in this scribe? Well, here’s the story. Upon leaving the run site, I’ve folded my notes and put it in the pocket of my speedo. You gotta know, the notes are always my reminder to provide the scribe to the webmaster.
This time I’ve forgotten to take the notes out of the pocket. Also my wife, beloved SUZY WONG, forgot to check the pockets before washing the speedo on the next day. So my notes have transformed to a small ball of cellulose.
Next week’s scribe is Mental Disorder
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 86
Hashers Present Last Week – 52
96 ANAL CHEESE; 37 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 542 BALL RINGER; 39 BEETROOT HEAD; 334 BELL END; 72 BEN 10; 136 BENGT POTATO; 5 BOB-A-GOB; 52 CRAPPER; 40 DEL BOY; 1339; EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 138 FLYING FINN; 27 FUNNY BUNNY; 126 FUZZY LURE; 576 G.I. JOE; 233 GANGREEN; 43 GOLDEN RIVET; 106 HELIUM HEAD; 57 JINGLE BALLS; 638 LADY FLIPPER; 7 LEFT BEHIND; 284 LIBERACE; 109 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 75 LOST CAUSE; 13 MANGO MUNCHER; 2 MARCUS SKIDDUS; 111 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 131 MENTAL DISORDER; 689 MRS. HEAD; 130 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 181 NO MORE CUM; 100 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 316 PELER; 5 PENELOPE PITSTOP; 21 POCKET SOCKET; 70 RASPUTIN; 145 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 226 SCAR W/2TS; 630 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 660 SIR FREE WILLY; 660 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 825 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 45 SLACK VAGINA; 111 SPECIAL PRICE; 392 SQUEEZE MY TUBE[ 172 STEPTOE; 25 STOOL MOVER; 462 TADPOLE; 394 TAMPAX; 150 TWO TIME; 759 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 266 WANK-KING’S WANKER
Returners – 19
28 BLUE SKY; 30 CASPAR; 218 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 254 CRACK MY COCCYX; 113 CROCODILE; 108 HULK; 309 KARAMBA; 87 MINELESS CUNT; 72 NEXT WEEK; 368 ODD-JOB; 39 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 199 ROBBING BASTARD; 174 RUBBER DICK; 65 SPANKINSTEIN; 55 SPERM POLLUTER; 360 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 69 SUZY WONG; 138 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 198 TRY-A-FUCK
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 1
2 SLIPPERY ARSE – Batavia Hash, Jakarta
1 Chris Uptegrove – Guam Hash, GUAM
2 ROOM SERVICE – Moscow Hash, Russia
1 Pim Chnaradee – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
5 Theerapat Paowana – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
5 Thawanrat Paowana – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 Ie Pornthip = Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 Richard Folds – Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
7 WANKER – Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
1 FORREST DUMP – Shanghai Hash, China
10 MR POTATO HEAD – South of Perth Hash, Australia
Virgins – 4
Leavers – 1
Anniversaries – 2
TWO TIME was congratulated for completing her 150th Run.
PAPRIKA SMILEY was congratulated for completing his 100th Run.
Hash Name Events – 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners – 0
~ none this week ~
~ none this week ~