Scribe Report by Mental Disorder
We all turned up at Aussie A-site expecting another great day and as we expected the Australians did not let us down. It was a great day which started with all of us heading out on the run and for me I enjoyed the walk with lots of shades and very scenic, as a walker I caught up to the front runners a few times as the Hares had set some very challenging and difficult checks. All and all a very enjoyable run.
We arrived back at the A-site to the smell of barbecued sausages that VV was cooking to perfection. They tasted as good as a smelled and of course I went back for seconds. CAPTAIN KANGAROO also entertain the circle with some history lessons on Burke and Wills and there great trek through central Australia from bottom to the top, and also the tragedy that struck those two famous explorers, very interesting.
SIR FREE WILLY commenced the raffle draw which had some great prizes all donated by the Australian hares, the winners were WANK-KING’S WANKER, RUBBER DICK, MISUSE ME, GANGREEN, SCOOBY DOO, PRINCE OF SPIN, and one VIRGIN.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD iced the Hares and thanked them for a great day, great food and also for doing The Aussie Run for sixteen consecutive years. The BEER HUNTERS were then iced and they told us of their horrifying experience when they found a shop and all the beer was frozen, better luck next time boys.
GANGREEN and his nephew were iced and his nephew explained how his favourite uncle (GANGREEN) had been leading him astray by introducing him to beer and debauchery, he will be back many times.
Awards: HULK was congratulated for his 10th Hared Run,
CAPTAIN KANGAROO then proceeded to start the auction, it was a proof minted one dollar coin and stamp celebrating the legend of Burke and Wills. The bidding was fierce and in the end it was a showdown between G.I JOE and SUZY WONG, SUZY WONG came up as a winner with a great bid of six thousand five hundred baht. The money from the auction goes to Jester;s Care for Kids every year.
WANK-KING’S WANKER iced the two visiting English hashers for wearing hats in the circle, but WANK-KING’S WANKER being a considerate and motherly person noticed that their hats were dirty and washed them in the bucket for them, which they both appreciated very much.
The circle was then closed with the singing of the Hash Hymn and we all headed home to wait for next Monday’s run, hurry up Monday.
It’s lonesome away, from your kindred and all
By the campfire at night, where the wild dingoes call
But there’s nothing so lonesome, so morbid or drear
Than to stand in a bar, of a pub with no beer
Now the publicans anxious, for the quota to come
There’s a faraway look, on the face of the bum
The maids gone all cranky , and the cooks acting queer
What a terrible place, is a pub with no beer
Then the stockman rides up, with his dry dusty throat
He breasts up to the bar, pulls a wad from his coat
But the smile on has face, quickly turns to a sneer
When the barman said sadly, the pubs got no beer
There’s a dog on the v’randah, for his master he waits
But the boss is inside, drinking wine with his mates
He hurries for cover, and cringes with fear
Its no place for a dog, round a pub with no beer
Old Billy the blacksmith, first time in his life
Has gone home cold sober, to his darling wife
He walks in the kitchen, she says your early my dear
But he breaks down and tells her, the pubs got no beer
On-On! Mental Disorder
Next week’s scribe is to be announced.
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 71
Hashers Present Last Week – 47
15 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 517 BALL RINGER; 328 BELL END; 66 BEN 10; 33 BIGGUS DICKUS; 37 BURL IVES; 32 CAPTAIN KANGAROO; 244 CRACK MY COCCYX; 20 DEL BOY; 215 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 1317 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 551 G.I. JOE; 208 GANGREEN; 699 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 25 GOLDEN RIVET; 28 HAWKEYE; 140 HONEY BUNNY; 179 KILL BENNY; 613 LADY FLIPPER; 10 LADY SNAKE; 257 LIBERACE; 95 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 369 LONE WOLF; 51 LOST CAUSE; 32 MASTER CHEF; 96 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 116 MENTAL DISORDER; 36 MISUSE ME; 665 MRS. HEAD; 105 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 18 NO KNICKERS; 293 PELER; 58 PISS POORER; 158 RUBBER DICK; 103 RUNNING BARE; 102 SCOOBIE DOO; 185 SEAL SUCKER; 183 SHEIK MEME; 31 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 603 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 633 SIR FREE WILLY; 633 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 801 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 368 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 336 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 6 TIN-TIN; 239 WANK-KING’S WANKER
Returners – 18
33 BLUE BUNNY; 9 FUNNY BUNNY; 99 HULK; 114 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 84 MINELESS CUNT; 162 OBEWAN; 85 POCAHONTAS; 108 PRINCE OF SPIN; 24 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 60 PSYCHODELIC; 30 ROGER THE SICK PRICK; 26 SLACK VAGINA; 60 SUZY WONG; 30 SWEET BUNNY; 453 TADPOLE; 190 TRY-A-FUCK; 736 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 27 WHITEFISH
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 3
1 Mark Stoker – Dubai Hash, UAE
1 Jeff Tucker – Mafeking Hash
2 MOONIE – Sek Kong Hash, HK, China
Virgins – 2
Leavers – 1
Anniversaries – 1
HULK was congratulated for his 10th Hared Run.
Hash Name Events – 0
~ none this week ~
Saints and Sinners – 0
~ none this week ~
~ none this week ~