Scribe Report by Mental Disorder
What a great Hash Bash Weekend, starting on Friday with the Lunar Run, Saturday the Bush Run, Sunday the Jungle Run, and finishing with the Monday St. Patrick’s Day Run. We arrive at the A-Site and found a lot of shade which is always great to have. One of the hares KEE MAH came over and greeted us and explain how his team work. KEE MAH and WANK-KINGS WANKER laíd the trail while SHEIK MEME supervised CRASHER cooking the Irish Stew.
We set of on the run which was 8.5 km which was a great run with lots of checks and well papered. Halfway through the run we came to a water crossing but luckily REAR GUNNER was there and showed me a way around the water, well done REAR GUNNER. Arriving back at the A-Site we were greeted again by KEE MAH with some Jameson’s Irish Whiskey shots which went down great.
The circle started with NO MORE CUM icing the Hares and thanking them. KEE MAH supplied a bottle of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey for a special raffle which was won by LINEAR ACCELERATOR. We then proceeded to our usual raffle where the winners this week were NO MORE CUM, SQUEEZE MY TUBE, MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY, BLUE NOSE, CASPAR, SCAR, LINEAR ACCELERATOR, and MISUSE ME. While sitting next to the beer truck I noticed VV working hard keeping all the beers cold for the hashers. What a great job he is doing. We all love cold beer.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD iced the Hares and thanked KEE MAH again for the whiskey. He then iced WANK-KING’S WANKER and quizzed him about his motor bike accident, WANK-KING’S replied sorry sir too drunk to remember.
The awards this week were MENTAL DISORDER for 100 Runs, JACKAL for 150 Runs, and 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE getting his 200 Runs Survivor Shirt.
NO MORE CUM iced STUPID KRAUT CUNT and SCAR for going away on a romantic weekend to Koh Samui, SCAR with BELL and STUPID KRAUT CUNT with a girl with no name but had a passport. Did they all share one room, only they know.
SCAR iced IM LAO and MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY and asked IM LAO what happened on her night out with 2 Iceland lesbians. She said she can’t remember because she was too drunk and also doesn’t remember how she lost her underpants. MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY was also very upset about the night as IM LAO did not bring the two Iceland lesbians home for a foursome, better luck next time MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY, she might come home with 2 Iceland poofters.
The circle ended as usual with the Hash Hymn and then some of the hashers headed to the ON ON bar Jameson’s Irish Pub for a few drinks and a lot more food.
ON-ON ! Mental Disorder
Next week’s scribe is Wanking.
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 77
Hashers Present Last Week – 57
8 Sam Green; 14 Samniang Rattanamool; 203 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 160 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 02 BALL RINGER; 16 BLUE SKY; 22 BURL IVES; 72 CAMEL HUMPER; 19 CASPAR; 68 DESERT SCORPION; 248 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1298 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 134 FLYING FINN; 54 FREQUENT STREAKER; 533 G.I. JOE; 680 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 17 GOLDEN RIVET; 35 IM LAO; 150 JACKAL; 42 JINGLE BALLS; 209 KEE MAH; 594 LADY FLIPPER; 74 LADY GAGA; 238 LIBERACE; 81 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 36 LOST CAUSE; 24 LOVE BOAT; 85 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 100 MENTAL DISORDER; 21 MISUSE ME; 647 MRS. HEAD; 92 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 65 NEXT WEEK; 162 NO MORE CUM; 278 PELER; 291 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 24 PISSED AS A RAT; 17 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 56 PUSSY FUCKER; 135 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 171 REDCOAT; 182 ROBBING BASTARD; 205 SCAR W/2T’S; 80 SIMONE EBOLA; 614 SIR FREE WILLY; 783 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 99 SPECIAL PRICE; 44 SPERM POLLUTER; 351 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 319 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 197 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 443 TADPOLE; 120 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 175 TURD BURGLAR; 328 VELCRO DICK; 719 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 220 WANK-KING’S WANKER
Returners – 13
31 BANANAS; 64 BLUE NOSE; 192 GANGREEN; 89 HELIX; 69 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 357 LONE WOLF; 144 MARATHON MAN; 53 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 224 REAR GUNNER; 89 RUNNING BARE; 173 SHEIK MEME; 51 SPANKINSTEIN; 37 WANKING
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 7
1 STREAKY – Mijas Hash, Spain
3 Ida Malthe – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
3 Id Puncharoen – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
10 CRASHER – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 DEAD GUMP – Rio Hash, Brazil
1 LUXXE-ATIVE – Sihanoukville, Cambodia
1 MULLAWAY – Sihanoukville, Cambodia
Virgins – 1
Leavers – 1
~ none this week ~
Anniversaries – 3
1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE was awarded his 200th Run T-Shirt
JACKAL was congratulated on completing his 150th Run
MENTAL DISORDER was congratulated on completing his 100th Run
Hash Name Events – 0
~ none this week ~
Sinners – 2
SIR FREE WILLY – Hash Shit – Chief Hare painted on a hard surface; no control over his minions.
WANK-KING’S WANKER – Hash Crash – For getting injured while running down Thai pedestrians.
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR – 19 Mar