Scribe Report by Knob Marley
Seasons Greetings Hashers.
Our Brewmaster is the best in the world, (well thats the 50 baht bribe out the way, thanks SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT).
So off we set for the last run of the year, seems only 5 minutes since the first run of year that great 30th Year bash. So the tourists and poor residents (no cars) load the baht buses, which is ok, but how I miss the Black Pearl. But that’s life
We soon arrive at the A-Site near to town which is always good this time of year, then after sign ups and couple of new shoes we are on our way. Start of run bit odd as runners rejoin walkers after a couple of minutes. Although I was on paper all the time still think something may have been amiss , we will never know.
Nice flat run, good checks and nice little tricky part at end around lake, a little short for me personnally but well done Hares. So back at A-Site and usual milling about and social interaction, then food is served up by our resident chef V.V. Good options of spaghetti and also thai green curry so something for everone except KARAMBA who seemingly only eats grass these days.
After a period of beer time it’s circle up with G.M SCAR WITH 2 T’s , and Hares on in. General opinion was run a little short. Then its Raffle time with winners including SIR FREE WILLY, HONEY BEAR and NO MORE CUM among others.
Then we move onto EMPEROR AIRHEAD, Hares on in and after a lengthy debate he really gained very little milage in that the HHH signs should be yellow and black and not pink. GI JOE also commented on run a little short and EMPEROR AIRHEAD said even his walk was only 100 feet, so for a change it seems SPAG HEAD and R.S.B with their 1.2 KM round trip to nearest bar actually achieved more than most.
Then on in for GI JOE and SQUEEZE MY TUBE for a well deserved special award for contribution to the Hash, well done. LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS on ice as founder of Ferret Hash and when asked for words of wisdom replied, “Don’t do it!” Then we were treated to a song by visitor MERRY DICK from Riviera Hash, this was ok but i am a firm believer of whatever you are doing in circle as entertainment it is so much better if someone is on ice. Although I do appreciate that many other Hashes do not have ice, well done MERRY DICK anyway.
Then WANK-KING’S WANKER on in for anniversaries (these are listed somewhere on sheet so I’m not listing them again). There was a slight delay as SPAG HEAD had misplaced one of the award hats , but eventually all was sorted.
SCAR WITH 2 T s then ices KARAMBA due to some enviromental issues (or mental issues not sure which). GM in waiting (alledgedly) NO MORE CUM then ices MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY AND VV , for incidents on Swamp Rats involving stools and people going missing. Then the circle is given to R.S.B who ices BALL RINGER and then proceeds to tell half the circle a tale, details of which are unavailable at present due to my trip being only one month long, love R.S.B to bits so i will move on (as did most of the circle).
So it was Hares and others on in for some song that was something about dings and dongs going dingy ding dong, not sure if they sang it in English or Thai? Then its Hash Hymn and off to TQ for meatballs and fried chicken, good to see numbers at Happy Hour Bars back up.
Well an end to another year of Pattaya Monday Hash, lets keep moving forward, 99 runners this week which is good. Let’s hope over 100 next week to get year off to good start.
Oh, and one last comment, ice comes at a price so if we are going to fill a bucket, RA’s, let’s make use of it and keep a bit of bite to this hash.
ON-ON and Happy New Year to all ! Knob Marley
Next week’s scribe is Rear Gunner
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 99
Hashers Present Last Week – 67
3 Lallor Didier; 2 Khwandee Dinessen 8 Harald Malthe; 2 Ida Malthe; 2 Id Puncharoen; 3 Dah Sappaso; 4 Jan Wallace; 193 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 492 BALL RINGER; 22 BEETROOT HEAD; 312 BELL END 50 BEN 10; 6 BLUE SKY; 197 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 238 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1288 EMPEROR AIRHEAD 123 FLYING FINN; 524 G.I. JOE; 14 GAS MAN; 669 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 11 GOLDEN RIVET; 128 HONEY BEAR; 87 HULK; 33 IM LAO; 31 JINGLE BALLS; 297 KARAMBA; 130 KIDNEY BEAN; 13 KNOB MARLEY; 583 LADY FLIPPER; 227 LIBERACE; 82 LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS; 25 LOST CAUSE; 13 LOVE BOAT; 142 MARATHON MAN; 17 MASTER CHEF; 636 MRS. HEAD; 52 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 82 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 151 NO MORE CUM; 73 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 16 PAROU PAROU; 267 PELER; 138 PINKABOO; 71 POCAHONTAS; 60 RASPUTIN; 220 REAR GUNNER; 172 ROBBING BASTARD; 85 RUNNING BARE; 14 RUNNING DEER; 194 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 17 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 594 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 588 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 603 SIR FREE WILLY; 612 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 773 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 207 SKIING FINN; 344 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 148 STEPTOE; 309 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 10 STOOL MOVER; 49 SUZY WONG; 314 SWEETIE; 163 UP THE BUTT; 318 VELCRO DICK; 708 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 210 WANK-KING’S WANKER
Returners – 25
3 Paal Antonsen; 5 Sudaphan Nonsang; 6 Alain Poirier; 4 Per Sandoe; 2 Pat Tiyakhan; 23 Nisarat Tripp; 152 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 130 BLACK HOLE; 33 BULLTRACK; 36 CIA; 391 FOWL FUCKER; 48 FREQUENT STREAKER; 146 JACKAL; 198 KEE MAH; 95 KIDNEY STONE; 4 LIPOVITAMIN; 51 ONE MORE TIME; 47 PHONEY CUNT; 282 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 39 PUSSY WHIPPED; 84 SCARLET; 11 STICKY KNICKERS; 111 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 194 TOM BOY; 96 WEE MOANING WEASEL
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 6
13 BURL IVES – Kowloon Hash, HK, China
12 HANDYMAN – Ludvika Hash, Sweden
7 Samniang Rattanamool – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
12 ZENERGY – Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand
16 POL DANCER – Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
12 MISUSE ME – Wanchai Hash, Hong Kong
Virgins – 1
Leavers – 2
MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY
Anniversaries – 6
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR was awarded his 700th Run T-Shirt
ONE MORE TIME was awarded her 50th Run Mug
BEN 10 was congratulated for completing his 50th Run
MRS. HEAD was awarded her 20 Hares T-Shirt
BLACK HOLE was awarded her 5 Hares Hat
WANK-KING’S WANKER was awarded his 5 Hares Hat
Hash Name Events – 0
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Sinners – 0
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