Run 1588

Name:   Run 1588

Date:   Monday, 11th August 2014

Hares:   Sir Spaghetti Head, Dog Licks Its Dick, Scooby Doo, and Scrappy Doo

Runners:   62

Scribe:   Mental Disorder

Flash:   Gangreen and Honey Bear

Location:   Phoenix C C Road - 1.9 km from Sukhumvit

GPS:   12°49'29.96"N 100°55'58.79"E - download kmz file (Google Earth)


On this page:   Location Map, Scribe, Stats

On-On Bar:   Tahitian Queen

Link to:   Run 1588 Photos Page


Map to Run 1588 A-Site
Map to Run 1588 A-Site

—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Mental Disorder

You will be glad to hear that this will be the last scribe for 12 months from the DISORDER FAMILY as we leave next week.

This week the hares were DOG LICKS ITS DICK, SCRAPPY DOO, SCOOBY DOO and SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD, the good the bad and the ugly. It was a great run, well papered, and a lot of places where the slow hashers could catch up by short-cutting and staying in sight of the front runners.

Well back at the A-Site we were getting ready for the circle when one of the lights was not working and straight away our two top electricians (SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT and TAMPAX) swung into action and work side by side till the problem was fixed, great work. Protecting our most valuable asset the beer we enlisted the help of two ROYAL MARINES as beer police to protect the beer. What a great job CABBAGE HEAD and SHIT MY PANTS did body searching and monitoring all our drinkers.

The RAFFLE WINNERS this week were GANGREEN, SIR FREE WILLY, STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS, SCOOBY DOO, CABBAGE HEAD, and MASTER CHEF. Congratulations to all our winners

EMPEROR AIRHEAD took the circle and immediately iced WANK-KING’S WANKER (our G.M) and informed us the he had dragged himself of his death bed to attend the run. Later we found out he suffering from EBOLA DISEASE, AIDS, GONORRHEA, HERPES, SYPHILIS and also a RUNNY NOSE. Get well soon. MENTAL and MENSTRUAL DISORDER were iced and EMPEROR AIRHEAD went on to explain how drug testing is done in PATTAYA and to remind everyone to carry a urine cup to assist the police with their testing, if they do not use their helmets.

AWARDS THIS WEEK:  SCOOBY DOO – 50-RUNS.  Congratulations.

PRIVATE PARTS was then iced for being a Cheap Charlie and not having a HASH SHIRT and WANK-KING’S WANKER having that motherly effect took off PRIVATE PARTS singlet and washed it in the bucket for him.

MENTAL DISORDER then iced G.I JOE, SIR FREE WILLY, SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, as MRS. CRAPPER informed us that she has enjoyed her holiday in Pattaya and wanted to see more sexy bum on the ice. She was not very happy with our selection but SEAL SUCKER said he was impressed with G.I JOE’s bum, be careful JOE.

SHEIK MEME took the circle and after a lot of SHUT THE FUCK UP – SHUT THE FUCK UP – SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! He went on to ice many people including bucketing HONEY BEAR and TAMPAX for talking, about time as they are always talking in every circle. Then there’s more SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Just another reminder that the beer is off limits to everyone until the first FRB is back then and only then can you all get stuck into the beer.

SCRIBE for next week will be SHIT MY PANTS …..

Look after yourselves and enjoy the hashing. See you all again next year. MENTAL & MENSTRUAL DISORDER

ON-ON !    Mental Disorder

Next week’s scribe is SHIT MY PANTS

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners this week = 62

Hashers Present Last Week – 43

2 Daniel Kennedy; 2 Boyd Martin; 88 B. B.; 473 BALL RINGER; 17 CRAPPER; 209 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 1275 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 320 EXTRA TESTICLE; 506 G.I. JOE; 165 GANGREEN; 117 HONEY BEAR; 564 LADY FLIPPER; 207 LIBERACE; 58 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 332 LONE WOLF; 7 LOST CAUSE; 123 MARATHON MAN; 10 MASTER CHEF; 81 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 95 MENTAL DISORDER; 2 MRS CRAPPER; 617 MRS. HEAD; 66 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 132 PINKABOO; 213 REAR GUNNER; 151 RUBBER DICK; 76 SCARLET; 97 SCOOBIE DOO; 206 SEAGULL SHIT; 172 SEAL SUCKER; 152 SHEIK MEME; 20 SHIT MY PANTS; 10 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 578 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 571 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 675 SIR DOG; 584 SIR FREE WILLY; 592 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 755 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 326 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 292 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 294 SWEETIE; 191 WANK-KING’S WANKER

Returners – 16

18 Jackson Shook; 190 CABBAGE HEAD; 299 CABBAGE QUEEN; 58 CAMEL HUMPER; 20 CHUCKY; 56 DESERT SCORPION; 88 DIRT DIGGER; 341 FESTERING STREAKER; 138 GREYHOUND; 521 LADY BOW WOW; 57 NAUGHTY NAT; 51 SCRAPPY DOO; 429 Lavik SNOOPY; 365 TAMPAX; 124 THAT’S THE ONE; 688 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 3

3 RED ROCKET – BH3, California, USA
1 PRIVATE PARTS – San Diego Hash, USA
1 Thanais Charchoo – Unknown

Virgins – 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers – 4

DOG LICKS ITS DICK
MENSTRUAL DISORDER
SCOOBIE DOO
SCRAPPY DOO

Anniversaries – 1

SCRAPPY DOO was congratulated for completing her 50th Run

Hash Names – 0 Events

~ non this week ~

Sinners – 0 Events

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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