Scribe Report by Seal Sucker
Like a well oiled machine the pineapple truck awaits us to take us to the pristine Lakeside A-Site.
The A-Site is a popular spot and not too far out of town which is a bonus, in fact you could almost say we are still in town.
GM introduces visitors, virgins and new shoes, V.V. beats REALLY SADISTIC to down the Chang for HONEY BEAR‘s new old shoes.
At first appearance I thought the hares were BEETROOT HEAD and HONEY BEAR but I was informed it was V.T. and HONEY BEAR, this would be her third hare in two weeks, Hare Hero.
V.T. tries to explain that paper is on the ground and not up in the sky. HONEY BEAR says that is correct it’s on the ground, but V.T. tells her to shut the f–k up because some could be perhaps up in the air. Never mind you could feel the LOVE in the air.
It was a typical urban trail some busy roads ,construction sites with empty Cambodian workers shacks, lots of Soi dogs because they had not been required for the B.B.Q, a few cattle, and believe it or not a bit of tapioca.
The circle is called the all-important Raffle is dispensed with, lots of cracks win the great prizes. Good, anything to keep them happy.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes over, ices Hares and NIGHT RIDER‘s crack gets named DANGER GIRL for crashing several cars
G.M ices Eric Clapton and his virgin wife Linda L L.
TAMPAX gets award for 30 hares.
G.I, JOE passed a milestone 500 Runs and it’s agreed every run he’s at least made it out of the A-Site,
G.I. has ice power, and needs surrogate hashers because the true culprits have long gone.
HONEY BEAR sings the Hare Song, and V.T shows his ring.
Last down-downs are downed.
Hash Hymn done and dusted for another week.
PS: HULK is scribe next week
and my new body guard, see him about any complaints ~~
ON-ON ! Seal Sucker
—– STATS REPORT —–
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners this week – 63
Hashers Present Last Week – 45
2 Russ Blohm; 2 Ngamta Blohn; 25 Amanda Nilsen; 28 Nicole Nilsen; 140 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 467 BALL RINGER; 290 BELL END; 28 BEN 10; 294 CABBAGE QUEEN; 2 CROCODILE; 204 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 1269 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 260 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 159 GANGREEN; 651 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 112 HONEY BEAR; 74 HULK; 517 BOW WOW; 558 LADY FLIPPER; 201 LIBERACE; 53 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 326 LONE WOLF; 4 MASTER CHEF; 611 MRS. HEAD; 81 MUD CRACKER; 27 MUD’S CRACKER; 60 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 147 RUBBER DICK; 201 SEAGULL SHIT; 167 SEAL SUCKER; 4 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 576 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 565 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 670 SIR DOG; 578 SIR FREE WILLY; 586 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 749 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 426 SNOOPY; 286 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 39 SUZY WONG; 288 SWEETIE; 48 VASELINE THIGHS; 685 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 29 WANKING; 185 WANK-KING’S WANKER
Returners – 15
2 Tananis Cherdchoo; 2 Eirik Ellingsen; 22 Sawn Morya; 3 Wimada Thaucharoen; 171 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 171 BILLION SUCKER; 96 CABBAGE PRINCESS; 5 DANGER GIRL; 500 G.I. JOE; 42 GOLDEN WATERFALL; 55 LADY GAGA; 40 SPANKINSTEIN; 320 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 362 TAMPAX; 44 TESTICLES
Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 2
4 WAIT AWHILE – Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand
6 SIX FOOT DICK – Sydney Thirsty H3, Australia
Virgins – 1
Leavers – 0
~~ none this week ~~
Anniversaries – 2
G.I. JOE was congratulated on completing his 500th Run
TAMPAX was presented with his 30 Hared Runs T-Shirt
Hash Names – 1 Event
Tak Namuenwai was given the New Hash Name DANGER GIRL
Sinners – 0 Events
~~ but just a matter of time ~~.
Birthdays – 0
~~ none this week ~~