Scribe Report by V.V
KATOY POODLE was volunteer to do a scribe last week.
No,on ask me if I can do it! Lazy bastard!
I say to him I can’t,because I’m the scribe for the jungle hash this week and I’m the hare four times this month on bush, lunar h3, jungle h3 and ph3. Too busy.but I put the paper and the pencil on my chair. Thank you my friend.
No light and no glasses, only my memory.
Hares today: KEE MAH and DISORDERS FAMILY. A site they have used before near a big property on Phoenix area. 91 sign up’s and some faces I don’t know the hash name, visitors and virgins.
The run was little bit hard for the ph3, but was different this time with nice trails and the 2 hills. I found 3 F.T with TRY-A-FUCK because we avoid the second hill due 10k the day before on the jungle hash.
Circle: the run was judged a good run. EMPEROR AIRHEAD called the hashers who ran in Cambodia (more than 40 from Pattaya). He iced STUPID KRAUT CUNT about his adventure.
Anniversaries to NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER: 50runs and MENTAL DISORDER: 20 hares by WANK-KING’S WANKER.
KEE MAH called the F.R who found numbers on the F.T for a second lottery.
The winner was SIR DOG who never ran: 1 bottle of Jameson.
SIR WANDA iced again the popular weird STUPID KRAUT CUNT about another story. After it was the BLACK HOLE and the end of the circle.
Thanks to the hares to sponsor Jameson whisky and 1 big patch,…souvenir,souvenir and to UP THE BUTT for the good cheese.
ON-ON ! V.V.
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners this week – 91
38 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week
16 Benjamin Carpenter; 3 Matti Hartikka; 126 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA; 452 BALL RINGER; 278 BELL END; 169 BILLION SUCKER; 122 BLACK HOLE; 178 CABBAGE HEAD; 280 CABBAGE QUEEN; 10 COMES WITH PRESSURE; 224 CRACK MY COCCYX; 207 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1255 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 250 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 109 FLYING FINN; 488 G.I. JOE; 147 GANGREEN; 636 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 23 JINGLE BALLS; 8 KATOY POODLE; 543 LADY FLIPPER; 186 LIBERACE; 44 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 316 LONE WOLF; 116 MARATHON MAN; 596 MRS. HEAD; 50 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 160 ROBBING BASTARD; 551 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 563 SIR FREE WILLY; 571 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 735 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 273 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 273 SWEETIE; 419 TADPOLE; 308 VELCRO DICK; 670 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 170 WANK-KING’S WANKER
2 Tommy Drews; 124 BENGT POTATO;167 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK;63 BLUE NOSE; 51 CAMEL HUMPER; 186 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 36 CHEAPER THAN MEME; 42 CHEESE DICK; 53 CHICKEN HUNTER; 117 COO COO COP; 49 DESERT SCORPION; 385 FOWL FUCKER; 88 HELIUM HEAD; 183 KEE MAH; 44 LADY GAGA; 63 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 75 MENTAL DISORDER; 54 NEXT WEEK; 46 ONE MORE TIME; 245 PELER; 272 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 125 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 169 REDCOAT; 178 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 565 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 658 SIR DOG; 39 SIR WANDA; 415 SNOOPY; 88 SPECIAL PRICE; 311 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 184 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 160 TRY-A-FUCK; 155 TURD BURGLAR; 156 UP THE BUTT
14 Visitors with their Total Runs – Mother Hash
1 Barry Miller – Anchor Hash
1 Rattana Sorawisoot – Anchor Hash
8 AXEL GREASE – Cebu City H3, Philippines
3 BOW WOW – Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
3 BECAUSE IT WAS LIMP – Odense-Nyborg Hash, Denmark
3 I STRANGLED MY PENIS – Odense-Nyborg Hash, Denmark
1 WINGNUT – Panguna Hash, Papua New Guinea
1 Russell Ninyette – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
4 AUTOMATIC MUFF DIVER – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
23 WANKING – Port Moresby Hash, Papua New Guinea
5 FUCK NORIS – Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
1 ALMORANAS – Subic Bay Hash, Philippines
1 BUM BURGLAR – Subic Bay Hash, Philippines
10 KISS ME DOWN UNDER – Subic Bay Hash, Philippines
MENTAL DISORDER was congratulated for Haring 20 Runs
NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER was congratulated for completing 50 Runs
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR – 19th March