Run 1563

Name:   Run 1563

Date:   Monday, 17th February 2014

Hares:   Sir Arse-A-Holic and Stinky Sloppy Seconds

Runners:   79

Scribe:   Mental Disorder

Flash:   Gangreen

Location:   Off 3240 - Khao Mai Kaew, The Aussie Site

GPS:   12º57'30.81"N 101º02'21.38"E


On this page:   Location Map, Scribe, Stats

On-On Bar:   Smiling Rat

Link to:   Run 1563 Photos Page


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—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Mental Disorder

Yes! it’s me again MENTAL DISORDER as the scribe, it was supposed to be  RED COAT but he was a no show, last seen in boys town.

Today’s run was hared by ARSE-A-HOLIC and STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS, it’s a great run and well planned with lots of check and well papered. The killer came towards  the end of the run when the trail when up and over a big mountain that slowed  a lot of us down , but gave  a good workout, great  job. 

Raffle  Winner is  HENRIK, GANGREEN, PAPRIKA SMILE, KIRSTINE, BIRGIT, SCAR WITH TWO T’S, SEXY BUM, LINEAR ACCELERATOR, TESTICALS, SHIT MY PANTS, STEPTOE, TRY-A-FUCK, SKIING FIN, WANK-KING’S WANKER. Also a special thanks to SIR FREE WILLY who every week donates a few of the raffle prizes.

EMPEROR  AIRHEAD started off by  icing  the hares and getting  good reports from the circle about the run, EMPEROR AIRHEAD also gave a lot of praise to the a site with its great view and electric moon.  HEIFER DUST was then iced and he explained how he makes powdered milk from his cows and also that he only ever comes to Pattaya once a year.  KIRSTINE and MICHAEL from Denmark where iced and MICHAEL was asked why he did not offer to drink a beer out of her new shoes at the start of the run as most gentleman would offer. KIRSTINE jump-in and explained that she is a better drinker .

Awards for this week where FUZZY LURE received his 100 run shirt and also NEXT WEEK received his 50 run mug.

SCAR WITH TWO T’S iced WANK-KING’S WANKER for being a cheap Charlie and trying to sell his second hand hash shirt on the bus at last week’s run and also for collecting empty cans, I think he needs extra money to buy his cigarettes. WANK-KING’S WANKER  give up smoking and you won’t have to sell your shirts.

MENTAL DISORDER iced GANGREEN and NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER and announced that they have both volunteered to hare the run on the 27th of March. GANGREEN said no problems it will be easy to hare but wanted to know how that paper gets out on trial so SIR SADISTIC BASTARD being a front runner  and great hare was called in to explained to GANGREEN how the paper gets there and how set a good run, straight to a bar and back. MICHAEL and KRISTINA where iced again and asked if Danish women are good in bed which  MICHAEL said there ok, so that is why there prince had to travel all the way to Australia to find good sex and marry her.  CHEAPER THAN MEME and BIRGIT where iced and BRIGIT explained how big CHEAPER THAN MEME’s weapon really is and stated sizes doesn’t matter, it’s all about the taste. SCAR WITH TWO T’S and HULK then spend some time on the ice and explained why when they went to the beach club where MENSTRUAL DISORDER works as to why there was no tip left. Cheap Charlie’s 

SCAR WITH TWO T’S brought in CAPE to receive his hash name and after a lot of discussion information received he was name KATOY POODLE. CHEAPER THAN MEME was iced again for having sexual  fantasy dream about MENTAL DISORDER and SCAR WITH TWO T’S in bed with lots of lesbians, CHEAPER THAN MEME try and have better dreams next time.

ON-ON !    MENTAL DISORDER

Next Week scribe is SHIT MY PANTS

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners this week – 79

59 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week

3 Uli von Berlin, 13 Benjamin Carpenter, 87 ANAL CHEESE, 449 BALL RINGER, 275 BELL END, 122 BENGT POTATO, 120 BLACK HOLE, 276 CABBAGE QUEEN, 49 CAMEL HUMPER, 34 CHEAPER THAN MEME, 47 DESERT SCORPION, 205 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES, 1251 EMPEROR AIRHEAD, 315 EXTRA TESTICLE, 103 FUZZY LURE, 485 G.I. JOE, 143 GANGREEN, 632 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, 86 HELIUM HEAD, 20 JINGLE BALLS, 288 KARAMBA, 4 KATOY POODLE, 180 KEE MAH, 504 LADY BOW WOW, 539 LADY FLIPPER, 54 LITTLE WHITE DOVE, 112 MARATHON MAN, 60 MENSTRUAL DISORDER, 72 MENTAL DISORDER, 592 MRS. HEAD, 46 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER, 61 PAPRIKA SMILEY, 269 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER, 59 POCAHONTAS, 7 POLE FUCKER, 122 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER, 156 ROBBING BASTARD, 68 RUNNING BARE, 175 SCAR WITH TWO T’S, 36 SEXY BUM, 562 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC, 547 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT, 656 SIR DOG, 559 SIR FREE WILLY, 567 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, 732 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD, 36 SIR WANDA, 204 SKIING FINN, 414 SNOOPY, 86 SPECIAL PRICE, 308 SQUEEZE MY TUBE, 129 STEPTOE, 269 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS, 269 SWEETIE, 99 TINY ANAL TORPEDO, 186 TOM BOY, 305 VELCRO DICK, 667  VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, 166 WANK-KING’S WANKER 

14 Returners

5 Siriporn Senarak, 3 Birgit Turski, 122 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA, 166 BILLION SUCKER, 246 EMPTY SPERMBANK, 39 HEIFER DUST, 67 HULK, 40 LINEAR ACCELERATOR, 313 LONE WOLF, 51 NEXT WEEK, 242 PELER, 34 SUZY WONG, 42 TESTICLES, 158 TRY-A-FUCK 

1 Virgins

Henrik Hossmann

1 Leaver

SKIING FINN

5 Visitors with their Total Runs – Mother Hash

1 SKANK, Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand, 1 Kirstine Jorgensen, Odense-Nyborg
Hash, Denmark, 1 Michael Nielsen,        Odense-Nyborg Hash, Denmark, 1 Sangduan Mamee, Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand, 16 SHIT MY PANTS, Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand

2 Anniversarys

FUZZY LURE received a 100th Run T-Shirt
NEXT WEEK received a 50th Run mug 

1 New Hash Name

Cape Hirving was given the hash-name KATOY POODLE


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