Scribe Report by Mental Disorder
VALENTINE’S DAY RUN
Happy Valentine’s day to all our lovely Harriet’s this Friday the 14th of February.
The hares this week where SIR FREE WILLY and NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER, the run was 11 km with a couple of hashers complained about it, but myself I enjoyed the run. It was an easy run with no hills but could have a few more checks to keep the group together. Great work to both the hares.
The raffle run by SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT was next, it would have been a lot easy to print the none winners instead of the winners. The winners where PAPRIKA SMILEY, KARAMBA ,NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER, WANK-KING’S WANKER, VELCRO DICK,GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, SIR WANDA, BELL STAR, CRACK MY COCCYX, SNOOPY, CABBAGE QUEEN, LEBERACE, SQUEEZE MY TUBE, LITTLE WHITE DOVE and FUSSY LURE. Congratulations to all the winners and bad luck next week to the loser’s.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD took the circle and immediately iced the two hares. EMPEROR AIRHEAD complained about the length of the run, how he knew about the run is a mystery as I had reports he never left the A-site. But he gave congratulations to SIR FREE WILLY for everyone getting back to the A-site and for the first time in 2 years on SIR FREE WILLYS run no children were lost. Then came a virgin called Pop which EMPEROR AIRHEAD explained to her the history of POCAHONTAS, she had no idea what he was talking about but the circle enjoyed the lesson on American history. CHEAPER THAN MEME was iced and we found out a bit of personal information about him, he likes guns, hand cuffs and leather. No he is not into bondage and kinky sex but he is a 20 year service German police man working on the border security boats. He explained to us that he had a 9mm weapon but we are not sure if he was talking about his penis or gun, we will head down to Walking Street and interview some of the lady boys and get back to you on the size of his weapon.
Stats for the week, EMPEROR AIRHEAD reach the incredible run tally of 1,250 runs great work . LITTLE WHITE DOVE received her beautiful 50 run pewter mug, SKIING FINN received his 200 run t-shirt .
SCAR WITH TWO T’S he bought all the Harriet’s into the circle and presented them beautiful red roses and a lovely box of chocolates to each. Then MENTAL DISORDER and SIR WANDA where iced as MENTAL DISORDER was looking for bold guy with earrings and SCAR WITH TWO T’S thought it could have been SIR WANDA but MENTAL DISORDER advised him it was another ugly bastard he was looking for.
RED COAT came into the circle, iced the hares and sung on their behalf the hare song, which is about 300 baht short-times. Very-very old songs as now the sort times are 500 baht
It was a great day a great run with great people, see you all next Monday
Next week scribe is RED COAT
—– STATS REPORT —–
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners this week – 82
67 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week
2 Uli von Berlin, 12 Benjamin Carpenter, 3 Cape Hirving, 5 Annica Larsson, 6 Jim Reamer, 86 ANAL CHEESE, 448 BALL RINGER, 274 BELL END, 16 BELL STAR, 121 BENGT POTATO, 119 BLACK HOLE, 61 BLUE NOSE, 275 CABBAGE QUEEN, 48 CAMEL HUMPER, 33 CHEAPER THAN MEME, 220 CRACK MY COCCYX, 109 CRAZY PUSSY, 46 DESERT SCORPION, 204 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES, 314 EXTRA TESTICLE, 102 FUZZY LURE, 484 G.I. JOE, 142 GANGREEN, 631 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, 85 HELIUM HEAD, 142 HORSE, 4 I’M A FUCKING CUPCAKE, 19 JINGLE BALLS, 179 KEE MAH, 503 LADY BOW WOW, 538 LADY FLIPPER, 4 LEFT BEHIND, 182 LIBERACE, 53 LITTLE WHITE DOVE, 111 MARATHON MAN, 71 MENTAL DISORDER, 591 MRS. HEAD, 45 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER, 60 PAPRIKA SMILEY, 268 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER, 58 POCAHONTAS, 167 REDCOAT, 155 ROBBING BASTARD, 67 RUNNING BARE, 174 SCAR WITH TWO T’S, 35 SEXY BUM, 561 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC, 546 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT, 655 SIR DOG, 558 SIR FREE WILLY, 566 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, 731 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD, 35 SIR WANDA, 203 SKIING FINN, 88 SLIPPERY ARSE, 413 SNOOPY, 85 SPECIAL PRICE, 307 SQUEEZE MY TUBE, 128 STEPTOE, 268 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS, 268 SWEETIE, 98 TINY ANAL TORPEDO, 281 TREE FROG, 128 TWO TIME, 304 VELCRO DICK, 666 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, 165 WANK-KING’S WANKER
1250 EMPEROR AIRHEAD, 68 INVISIBLE MAN, 287 KARAMBA, 41 LADY GAGA, 1064 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER, 59 MENSTRUAL DISORDER, 77 MUD CRACKER, 73 RABBIT SHOOTER, 121 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER, 73 SMELLY BASTARD, 185 TOM BOY
3 Visitors with their Total Runs – Mother Hash
4 CANNON BALL, Bangkok Hash, Thailand, 6 POLE FUCKER, Harare, Zimbabwe, 23 MUD’S CRACKER, Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand
SKIING FINN received his 200th Run T-Shirt
LITTLE WHITE DOVE received her 50th Run Mug
EMPEROR AIRHEAD was celebrated for completing his 1250th Run