Scribe Report by Try-A-Fuck
The AGM Run #1560
At the New Pick-up Point outside the Buffalo Bar, Songtaos where waiting to pick up the Hashers. No Johnny TRa –La-La looks like really has finished this time. But the story going round is the Head Buddha (who said head) has said “ give me a couple of weeks and l will find a new driver”. Time will tell ?
Arriving at one of our favourite “A” sites in Pallet Lane, good parking, no holes to fall into in the dark very civilized.
Before the circle started ESTONIAN FUCKER was wearing a white doctor’s coat and getting all and sundry to sign it, apparently he was going back to Russia (Thank God for small mercy’s).
SCAR WITH TWO T’S calls the circle and brings in the 5 virgins to give them a down down.
Todays Hares; SCAR WITH TWO T’S and WANK-KING’S WANKER came into the circle to explain the run. No Dogs, No Cattle, No Barbed wire, as if we believed them. Of to look for paper. We have got to give it to the Hares , The run was well set plenty of checks ,the right length about 6 km, no cockups on trail or Hash crashes. Looks like l get the toilet seat another week.
The GM brought in the old Missmanagement Team to Thank them, Then brought in the New Team to introduce the. Same Same but different.
SIR BOTTOMLESS PITT started the raffle.
Winners this week GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, JAY LEE, NATALIA BEKEEVA, CRAPPER, CRACK MY COCCYX, CHEAPER THAN MEME, RASPUTIN, TRY-A-FUCK, TINY ANAL TORPIDO.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD ices the Hares and everyone agreed it was a good run. Then brings in the virgins to find out where they came from, 3 from Russia, 1 from Australia, and 1 from Germany .
He then ices one of the Russians and gives him a new hash-name; ESTONIAN FUCKWIT, good choice.
WANK-KING’S WANKER then calls in the award winners to collect their awards. FUZZY LURE 100 Runs, MARATHON MAN 100 Runs, REAR GUNNER 200 Runs, SQUEEZE MY TUBE 300 Runs.
SIR SPAGETTIHEAD came into the circle as he wanted to give an End of The Rear Award to SIR MISERABLE CUNT as he was leaving us.
Next Week The Hares CHEAPER THAN MEME and V.V are putting on a barbecue for us.
ON-ON ! Try-A-Fuck
Next weeks Scribe is GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER.
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners this week – 91
64 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week
10 Benjamin Carpenter, 6 Keith Reid, 446 BALL RINGER, 272 BELL END, 164 BILLION SUCKER, 117 BLACK HOLE, 59 BLUE NOSE, 273 CABBAGE QUEEN, 46 CAMEL HUMPER, 183 CHEAP NORGY CUNT, 31 CHEAPER THAN MEME, 218 CRACK MY COCCYX, 11 CRAPPER, 44 CRIMSON PENIS, 44 DESERT SCORPION, 202 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES, 1249 EMPEROR AIRHEAD, 312 EXTRA TESTICLE, 100 FUZZY LURE, 11 G SPOT, 482 G.I. JOE, 140 GANGREEN, 8 GAS MAN, 629 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, 83 HELIUM HEAD, 177 KEE MAH, 536 LADY FLIPPER, 180 LIBERACE, 38 LINEAR ACCELERATOR, 51 LITTLE WHITE DOVE, 311 LONE WOLF, 109 MARATHON MAN, 58 MENSTRUAL DISORDER, 69 MENTAL DISORDER, 589 MRS. HEAD, 43 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER, 124 PINKABOO, 56 POCAHONTAS, 11 POL DANCER, 120 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER, 204 REAR GUNNER, 165 REDCOAT, 153 ROBBING BASTARD, 65 RUNNING BARE, 172 SCAR WITH TWO T’S, 33 SEXY BUM, 559 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC, 544 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT, 556 SIR FREE WILLY, 563 SIR MC, 564 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, 729 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD, 33 SIR WANDA, 201 SKIING FINN, 83 SPECIAL PRICE, 305 SQUEEZE MY TUBE, 126 STEPTOE, 266 SWEETIE, 96 TINY ANAL TORPEDO, 279 TREE FROG, 156 TRY-A-FUCK, 302 VELCRO DICK, 664 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, 163 WANK-KING’S WANKER
3 Annica Larsson, 4 Jim Reamer, 84 ANAL CHEESE, 14 BELL STAR, 119 BENGT POTATO, 163 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK, 11 CRIMSON ROSE, 22 ESTONIAN FUCKER, 337 FESTERING STREAKER, 66 HULK, 17 JINGLE BALLS, 58 PAPRIKA SMILEY, 266 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER, 48 RASPUTIN, 72 SCARLET, 92 WEE MOANING WEASEL
6 Visitors with their Total Runs – Mother Hash
2 SEMEN Bodrum Hash, Turkey, 2 LEFT BEHIND Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand, 1 DIP STICK Mijas Hash, Spain, 2 Jay Lee Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand, 3 Dave Skillen Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand, 4 FUCK NORIS Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
John Ashcroft, Natalia Bekeeva, Dima Firs, Cape Hirving, Sergei Konarev
POL DANCER, SIR MC
SQUEEZE MY TUBE received a t-shirt for her 300th Run
REAR GUNNER received a t-shirt for his 200th Run
FUZZY LURE completed his 100th Run
MARATHON MAN received a t-shirt for his 100th Run
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR received a chair for his 120th hared runs
1 Naming Event
Sergei Konarev was given the name ESTONIAN FUCKWIT