Scribe Report by Mental Disorder
Well shit run, shit circle, and warm beer WHOOPS !!! wrong run?!! I was thinking of another run …
This run hared by NO MORE CUM and V.V was a good run which had a bit of water running, hill climbing, road running and of course some jungle. I myself enjoyed it.
The circle started off; the hares being iced and the circle commenting on their run with all reports coming back good.
Then came SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT raffle with some great prizes up for grabs. The winners were SIR FREE WILLY, NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER, CRAPPER, POL DANCER, KISS ME DOWN UNDER, TRY-A-FUCK, SQUEEZE MY TUBE, HULK, BED PAN, WANK-KING’S WANKER and KNOB MARLEY.
Then EMPEROR AIRHEAD entered the circle where SCAR gave him a late Christmas present being a Vietnam War helmet which he wore with pride. Then AIRHEAD iced the hares and question them about their sexuality as they started of the circle topless and then later they turn up with matching outfits on. It was bought to the circle attention that they could be gay which the circle said yes. Then SEXY BUM was iced for making her very tasty baguettes which she sold for 50 baht each. AIRHEAD bought two as he was going to use them at the ON-ON BAR as free food for the hashers. Sarah from Sydney was our virgin for the night and told us she had come here with uncle Rod which sounded very suspicious; maybe a sex tourist.
LIBERACE called for all the hashers that had hared a run in 2013 to come into the circle to receive acknowledgement on their contribution to the Monday Hash. Very much appreciated
Awards: V.V. was acknowledge for reaching 120 Hared Runs, a great achievement. MENSTRUAL DISORDER was then bought into the circle for her Birthday. We are all sang hashie birthday to her.
MENTAL DISORDER bucketed MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY so he could do a marriage proposal to his lovely girlfriend IM LAO. IM LAO said yes to the proposal which bought a cheer from the crowd. SCAR WITH 2 T’S also was bucketed with him because BELL STAR heard a conversation between myself and SCAR and thought the proposal was for her. But with great relief to her it was a misunderstanding. BED PAN was then put in the bucket for false accusations and lies about her boyfriend NURSE RATSHIT, NURSE RATSHIT came into the circle and confirmed and identified the culprit as being BED PAN.
Hash crash for the week was lead by TRY-A-FUCK with a lovely black eye, cause unknown, owing to being very drunk and also to MR. TOILET SEAT falling down a 10ft hill witnessed and photographed by CABBAGE HEAD.
CABBAGE HEAD iced SHIT MY PANTS for a despicable crime stealing, and eating, CABBAGE PRINCESS’s chocolates at their Christmas Party. Then PHONEY CUNT, STEPTOE, CIA, KNOB MARLEY, PAPRIKA SMILEY, CRAPPER, GASMAN, were iced because CABBAGE HEAD loves to ice people.
The circle was then closed and the hash song sung.
Next week’s scribe is to be announced.
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners This Week – 58
77 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week
2 Annica Larsson; 2 Jove Mayot; 271 ARSE-HOLEO; 2 BED PAN; 12 BELL STAR; 117 BENGT POTATO; 160 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 114 BLACK HOLE; 173 CABBAGE HEAD; 89 CABBAGE PRINCESS; 269 CABBAGE QUEEN; 42 CAMEL HUMPER; 179 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 214 CRACK MY COCCYX; 7 CRAPPER; 106 CRAZY PUSSY; 40 DESERT SCORPION; 198 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1245 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 241 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 7 G SPOT; 478 G.I. JOE; 136 GANGREEN; 4 GAS MAN; 625 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 34 GOLDEN WATERFALL; 79 HELIUM HEAD; 139 HORSE; 64 HULK; 24 IM LAO; 14 JINGLE BALLS; 173 KEE MAH; 8 KISS ME DOWN UNDER; 109 KNOB MARLEY; 533 LADY FLIPPER; 176 LIBERACE; 78 LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS; 47 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 105 MARATHON MAN; 54 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 65 MENTAL DISORDER; 585 MRS. HEAD; 43 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 39 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 138 NO MORE CUM; 2 NURSE RATSHIT; 56 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 239 PELER; 263 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 8 POL DANCER; 27 PUSSY WHIPPED; 149 ROBBING BASTARD; 61 RUNNING BARE; 168 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 161 SEAL SUCKER; 29 SEXY BUM; 14 SHIT MY PANTS; 555 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 540 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 553 SIR FREE WILLY; 560 SIR MC; 560 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 725 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 30 SIR WANDA; 79 SPECIAL PRICE; 25 SPERM POLLUTER; 301 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 123 STEPTOE; 264 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 262 SWEETIE; 275 TREE FROG; 153 TRY-A-FUCK; 124 TWO TIME; 298 VELCRO DICK; 660 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 159 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 88 WEE MOANING WEASEL
8 Rodney Pavichievac; 4 Nok Punsri; 20 Nisarat Tripp; 156 CABBAGE FLAPS; 151 CABBAGE KNIEVEL; 33 CIA; 27 DISGUSTING; 308 EXTRA TESTICLE; 16 MR TOILET SEAT; 75 MUD CRACKER; 12 NURSE NANCY; 44 PHONEY CUNT; 70 SCARLET; 32 SUZY WONG
3 Visitors with their Total Runs – Mother Hash
21 MUD’S CRACKER – Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand
1 Daniel Martinhausner – Unknown
13 PHANTOM – Vung Tau Hash, Vietnam
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR has completed 120 Hared Runs
MENSTRUAL DISORDER on 30th December
KISS ME DOWN UNDER
NO MORE CUM
3 Hash Crash Events
SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD had Hash Crash removed
MR TOILET SEAT was given Hash Crash
TRY-A-FUCK was also given Hash Crash