Run 1535

Name:   Run 1535

Date:   Monday, August 5th 2013

Hares:   Sir Spaghetti Head and Mrs Head

Runners:   45

Scribe:   Seagull Shit

Flash:   Honey Bear

Location:   Highway 36 - 3 km E of Hwy 3240 flyover

GPS:   12°55'33.77"N 101°00'24.31"E


On this page:   Location Map, Scribe, Stats

On-On Bar:   Tahitian Queen

Link to:   Run 1535 Photos Page


Map to Run 1535 A-Site
Map to Run 1535 A-Site

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

hares Mrs Head and Sir Spaghetti Head explain the run

hares Mrs Head and Sir Spaghetti Head explain the run

It’s Monday , and again I find myself out in the bush . Well not exactly , right off Highway 36 , but a nice A-site nonetheless . I shoot the shit with some fellow hashers and wait for the circle to be called . A smaller turnout than the previous weeks . The circle is called , no new shoes , and the Hares : Spagetti Head and Mrs. Head , on in to explain the run . All the usuall except the checks are star checks . The runners and walkers were then off in thier respective directions . I stayed at the a-site and 15 minutes later the walkers were back and they had a sign with them . It instructed them to turn around and come back for some cold beer . Good idea hares . After about an hour or so , everyone was back in enjoying a cold brew and food laid out by our chef de cuisuine , V.V. . As usual , I made my way over to one of Nightrider’s comfortable chairs for our weekly bull session , among other things . The beer flowed and the food was devoured . Time for the circle . Our GM Wankings Wanker called for order . The hares were iced and the run was given a good run , great walk

Raffle prize winners

Raffle prize winners

, …… . Everyone seemed to enjoy , no complaints . The raffle next with Bottomless Pit , First number called , no winner . I glance over at Emperor Airhead and he is furiosly looking for his tickets . By the time he finds them Bottomless has moved on . Of course Airhead had the winner and lost out on the soaps shaped like fruits . Time for some Religion , Emperor Airhead takes the circle . He ices the hares and gives them kudos for positioning the bus between the circle and the highway . Someone then yells out , I think it was G.I.Joe , It would’ve been better if they closed the windows . This gets a big laugh from the crowd . Next in is Bottomless Pit to discuss last weeks scribe . Instead of talking about the run , he just griped about all the jobs he has on the hash . I as well as most hashers thankful for his hard work and agree with Airheads assessment ” NO BEER , NO HASH ! Next time you grab a

Spin King was Captain of the '95' ice spinning team !

Spin King was Captain of the ’95’ ice spinning team !

beer , give Sir Bottomless Pit a pat on the back . Next up was Spin King , Captain of the ’95 ice spinning team . Airhead reminds us of Ewok’s world record of 9 complete spins , and promises a return of ice spinning in the near future with the all new Philapino team . Some awards , Extra Testicle , whose first run was in 1984 , reached 300 runs . Beverly Pink Hills Cock , notice the mispelling , recieved his 5 hared hat . Then to my surprise ,I was granted ice power . I quickly iced Sir Miserable Cunt as a Surragate for Hellboy . Hellboy showed up today with his usual Mussolini strut . Later at Nightriders truck he was whinning

E.T. achieves 300 runs today

E.T. achieves 300 runs today

Beverly Hills Pink Cock get's his 5 hared run hat back again after going back to the shop to get his name printed

Beverly Hills Pink Cock get’s his 5 hared run hat back again

          about not having any material for the circle and he scampered off like a dog with his tail between his legs . I called in Lord Chicked Fucker to be scribe next week and we

Lord Chicken F**ker's 'magical'  Ex's knickers !

Lord Chicken F**ker’s ‘magical’ Ex’s knickers !

had a note for them . Lord Chicken Fucker took the circle and declared himself a new Granddad . He then iced all the Grandads : BB , E.T. , Wankings Wanker , Assaholic , and “Jimmy” ( can’t remember hash name ) . He next performed a magic trick . He made his Ex’s Panties disappear up his bum , only to reappear in Honey Bear’s ear . Poor girl . His next victim , Ballringer , who has a newborn baby . He gave him some advice on how to quite a screaming infant . One word , Microwave . ” Lord Chicken Fuckers Baby Raising Tips ” out in paperback at your local Bookazine . Hare song performed by BB titled “I have a beer ” was enjoyed by all . Hash Hymn sung and everyone went their seperate ways . Happy Hour at the TQ , ejoyed by few . Thanks for the meatballs . ON ON

Scribe Seagull Shit

Seagull Shit

 

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners this week = 45

36 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week

422 BALL RINGER; 153 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 484 BOW WOW; 202 CRACK MY COCCYX; 94 CRAZY PUSSY; 202 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 1230 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 224 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 300 EXTRA TESTICLE; 459 G.I. JOE; 115 GANGREEN; 19 GOLDEN WATERFALL; 84 HONEY BEAR; 127 HORSE; 155 LIBERACE; 1054 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 38 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 45 MENTAL DISORDER; 521 MIDNIGHT STAR; 564 MRS. HEAD; 22 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 32 PISSED UP MERMAID; 196 SEAGULL SHIT; 643 SIR ARSE HOPPER; 536 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 522 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 636 SIR DOG; 543 SIR MC; 539 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 706 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 67 SMELLY BASTARD; 395 SNOOPY; 284 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 245 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 414 TADPOLE; 138 WANK-KING’S WANKER

8 Returnees

70 007; 74 Vic Wood B. B.; 278 HELLBOY; 71 MUD CRACKER; 30 SPEW KING; 241 SWEETIE; 138 TRY-A-FUCK; 640 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR

1 Visitors with their Total Runs and Mother Hash

17 MUD’S CRACKER — Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand

2 Leavers

DOG LICKS ITS DICK
SEAGULL SHIT

2 Anniversaries

BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK — Hared 05 Hat (re-issued with additional printed name)
EXTRA TESTICLE — 300th Run


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