Run 1534

Name:   Run 1534

Date:   Monday, July 29th 2013

Hares:   Dog Lick’s It’s Dick, Tampax, Piss Poorer and Scrappy Doo

Runners:   78

Scribe:   Sir Bottomless Pit

Flash:   Honey Bear

Location:   Soi Paradise Villa - Monastery Hill

GPS:   12°52'58.27"N 100°57'12.29"E


On this page:   Location Map, Scribe, Stats

On-On Bar:   Tahitian Queen

Link to:   Run 1534 Photos Page


Map to Run 1534 A-Site
Map to Run 1534 A-Site

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

The busy world of our brewmaster & jack of all trades: Sir Bottomless Pit

The busy world of our brewmaster & jack of all trades: Sir Bottomless Pit

Only take care of the Beer truck, buy the beer – water – soft drinks – garbage bags – down down cups – electrolytes – ice. Then he take care of the awards, the beautiful 50 Run Mug, go to the shop and order them, about one week later again and take him, also with the 5 or 10 Hared Ball cup. Go there try to order, print the name out and then there spell them wrong 8 from 10 times……also the 100 – 200 Run Shirt. Call them, go to Naklua – nobody open the door, call again and go again 1 hour later. Give him the paperwork and after a few weeks take them and hope is no mistake on? Also sell the Shirts – Shorts – Cooler – Cups ect. Then one more, the weekly Raffle, what ever I buy is not good, someone want Vine, someone want this and this and this…….and the most don’t want to buy anything, no money? And I try so different prizes; go to IKEA in Bangkok, to Lotus, to Friendship…

Hares: Dog Lick's It's Dick, Piss Poorer, Scrappy Doo & Tampax

Hares: Dog Lick’s It’s Dick, Piss Poorer, Scrappy Doo & Tampax

And now I am the scribe is well jhuhu and thanks to all the lazy bastards, but If you the scribe, get a free Run and you can sit down in the circle, get ice power, so stand up and do something………

Hares Today, Tony the Tampax, Tony the Piss Poorer, Dumas the Dog lik`s is Dick and Sandy the Scrappy Doo. Great A-side, nice View around and a great Run, I cant do I have other thinks to do, what a shame……

The a-site with a view, nice breeze and toilets !

The a-site with a view, nice breeze and toilets !

An Airhead award (mug) and Hamersley Hash t-shirt for Wank King's Wanker

An Airhead award (mug) and Hamersley Hash t-shirt for Wank King’s Wanker

So then…………Airhead get the show and get a Down Down from the Hamersly Hash, give a Airhead Award to our GM Wankings Wanker for doing a great Job. Big Thanks to the Aussie team for the best Aussie Run on Earth, all 36 Hares on ice and jipie ha ha eh.

Three Virgin today, good to see, welcome. Piss Poorer receive is 50 Run Mug and had 10 Hares today, well done, have a good journey and see you next year. The Hamersly Hash presents a T-Shirt to the GM with the typical Logo on it, I don’t want this explain…

The Aussie team -- for doing a great job last week

The Aussie team — for doing a great job last week

No Hares Song and the Hash Hymn, all gone and the Rain start.

See you all next week or when or where ever. The busy Scribe Sir Bottomless Pit

        Sir Bottomless the Pit

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners this week = 78

56 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week

4 Wan Dachsanther; 20 Sawn Morya; 22 Amanda Nilsen; 25 Nicole Nilsen; 5 Jorgen Thoresen; 269 ARSE-HOLEO; 421 BALL RINGER; 483 BOW WOW; 21 BULLTRACK; 32 CAMEL HUMPER; 27 CAPTAIN KANGAROO; 201 CRACK MY COCCYX; 93 CRAZY PUSSY; 30 DESERT SCORPION; 201 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 1229 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 299 EXTRA TESTICLE; 31 FREQUENT STREAKER; 458 G.I. JOE; 114 GANGREEN; 83 HONEY BEAR; 132 HONEY BUNNY; 126 HORSE; 106 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 6 KISS ME DOWN UNDER; 154 LIBERACE; 14 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 33 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 293 LONE WOLF; 1053 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 37 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 44 MENTAL DISORDER; 520 MIDNIGHT STAR; 563 MRS. HEAD; 21 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 15 NO KNICKERS; 52 PISS POORER; 40 POCAHONTAS; 44 RUNNING BARE; 68 SCARLET; 48 SCRAPPY DOO; 195 SEAGULL SHIT; 642 SIR ARSE HOPPER; 535 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 521 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 635 SIR DOG; 542 SIR MC; 538 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 705 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 66 SMELLY BASTARD; 317 SMILING BROWN SPIDER; 394 SNOOPY; 283 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 413 TADPOLE; 352 TAMPAX; 137 WANK-KING’S WANKER

13 Returnees

10 Chonnipha Wangphol; 37 APPLE CIDER; 95 APPLE SAUCE; 114 APPLE TREE; 152 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 223 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 18 GOLDEN WATERFALL; 7 NOK NIGH; 35 OLIVE OIL; 31 PISSED UP MERMAID; 229 SCRUMPY; 22 SEXY BUM; 244 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS

6 Visitors with their Total Runs and their Mother Hash

11 DAGLOCKS — Bicester Hash, UK
3 CHAUCER — Bicester Hash, UK
11 TOSSA — Botany Bay Hash, Australia
2 SKID MARK — Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
15 I LEAN OVER — Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 Berit Thoresen — Saudi Arabia Hash

3 Virgins

Kosoi Hamkhuntod
Pauvarin Phrajun
Garry Stocks

4 Leavers

ARSE-HOLEO
CAPTAIN KANGAROO
KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR
KISS ME DOWN UNDER

3 Anniversaries

PISS POORER — Hared 10
CAPTAIN KANGAROO — Hared 05 Hat
PISS POORER — 050th Run Mug

3 Hash Names:

Sirinan T.n. dee named GOLDEN WATERFALL — New Hash Name
Ian Parr is NOK NIGH — Updated hash name
Charlie Shepherd is CHAUCER — Updated hash name


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