Run 1533

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Hellboy: New shoes and today's scribe !
Hellboy: New shoes and today’s scribe !

Its Monday and Aussie run . The Grandmaster called the first circle and ask something , i thought he asked about new shoes , and i raised my hand , fuck i should pay more attention , because he not ask about shoes he asked about beeing scribe .so i am your scribe this week , My apologice for spelling mistakes and wrong grammar , but i think my english is better than the german of all you readers . Gm dealt with new shoes , and i also got my weldcome drink . 7 virgins got introduced and GM told us that its Budda day today and no happy hour because no beer allowed to sell .

the hares explain the run
the hares explain the run

The hare got the circle and they sent us off to the run . My most fomous running area , and we took off . Susi Wong and Hulk joined me on my version of that weeks run . We walked off . The running area was totally messed up by that fucking pan asia assholes who never heard about our motto dont trash the nature . The walk was plastered by empty water bottles and a lot of other trash . Checks and arrows are SPRAYED on trees , i never saw like that . Whatever we gave our best to take as much rubbish with us as possible .

the run
the run

After we arrived at the asite we had a nice talk with Airhead and his chill out buddies , enjoyed nice english sausages , sponsored by the hares . The second circle started . This weeks Raffle was also sponsored by the hares and the the Aussies also dealt with the winners . The Empereor took the circle iced many people and made us laugh like usual . I continued drinking whiskey with the Brewmaster . After this The Hulk took the circle and iced The Scribe to tell everyone that he is not gay , but if he would need a sperm donation he would like to have Karamba’s , whatever , i continued drinking Whiskey with the Brewmaster . After that the Aussies got the circle and auctioned a nice coin.

the silver coins
the silver coins
Sir Dog is congratulated on wining the Aussie charity auction silver coins
Sir Dog is congratulated on winning the Aussie charity auction silver coins

        The winner this year is Sir Fucking Dog . Thanks for that and thank you hares , because the money from that auction is going to the Jesters care for kids . After that the Bad RA Hellboy took the circle and introduced next weeks Scribe … Sir Bottomless Pit …. After that Hellboy iced many other people to give them shit . I continued drinking whiskey with the Brewmaster. After that the gm took the circle and dealt with visitors award winners and virgins . I got so

Arseaholic -- 5 Hared run cap
Arseaholic — 5 Hared run cap
Dog Lick's It's Dick -- 200 runs today (since his 1st PH3 run in 1995)
Dog Lick’s It’s Dick — 200 runs today (since his 1st PH3 run in 1995)
Crack My coccyx -- 200 runs today
Crack My coccyx — 200 runs today
Sir Spaghetti Head -- 700 runs t-shirt
Sir Spaghetti Head — 700 runs t-shirt

          drunken that i passed out at this time , but i think you all had a lot off fun afterwards . By the way , sorry guys you invited me to that private pool party at your hotel , but i was sleeping already . Thanks for a good monday and see you all next year.

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners this week = 83

51 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week

3 Wan Dachsanther; 247 ANAL BREADFRUIT; 268 ARSE-HOLEO; 420 BALL RINGER; 160 BILLION SUCKER; 482 BOW WOW; 31 CAMEL HUMPER; 26 CAPTAIN KANGAROO; 200 CRACK MY COCCYX; 92 CRAZY PUSSY; 29 DESERT SCORPION; 200 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 1228 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 30 FREQUENT STREAKER; 457 G.I. JOE; 113 GANGREEN; 2 GAS MAN; 82 HONEY BEAR; 125 HORSE; 56 HULK; 283 KARAMBA; 5 KISS ME DOWN UNDER; 153 LIBERACE; 13 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 292 LONE WOLF; 1052 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 43 MENTAL DISORDER; 519 MIDNIGHT STAR; 20 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 14 NO KNICKERS; 51 PISS POORER; 58 PSYCHODELIC; 143 RUBBER DICK; 67 SCARLET; 194 SEAGULL SHIT; 641 SIR ARSE HOPPER; 534 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 520 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 634 SIR DOG; 541 SIR MC; 537 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 316 SMILING BROWN SPIDER; 393 SNOOPY; 282 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 25 SUZY WONG; 240 SWEETIE; 412 TADPOLE; 351 TAMPAX; 137 TRY-A-FUCK; 639 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 136 WANK-KING’S WANKER

21 Returnees

19 Sawn Morya; 21 Amanda Nilsen; 24 Nicole Nilsen; 5 Rodney Pavichievac; 3 Nok Punsri; 4 Jorgen Thoresen; 298 EXTRA TESTICLE; 136 GREYHOUND; 277 HELLBOY; 131 HONEY BUNNY; 105 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 32 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 586 MASTER BATES; 36 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 562 MRS. HEAD; 39 POCAHONTAS; 43 RUNNING BARE; 94 SCOOBIE DOO; 47 SCRAPPY DOO; 704 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 65 SMELLY BASTARD

4 Visitors with their Total Runs and their Mother Hash

10 SUGAR DADDY — Eket Hash, Nigeria
20 BULLTRACK — Korea Hash
2 MR TINKLE — Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
5 CHRIS OAKLEY — Songkhla Hash, Thailand

7 Virgins

Steve Bates
Lek Natthacha
Trond Ramsland
Ladda Ramsland
Elisabeth Ramsland
Rung Seesawat
Elke Seesawat

5 Anniversaries

SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC — Hared 10 Hat
CAPTAIN KANGAROO — Hared 05
SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD — 700th Run T-Shirt
CRACK MY COCCYX — 200th Run
DOG LICKS ITS DICK — 200th Run


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