Its Monday and Aussie run . The Grandmaster called the first circle and ask something , i thought he asked about new shoes , and i raised my hand , fuck i should pay more attention , because he not ask about shoes he asked about beeing scribe .so i am your scribe this week , My apologice for spelling mistakes and wrong grammar , but i think my english is better than the german of all you readers . Gm dealt with new shoes , and i also got my weldcome drink . 7 virgins got introduced and GM told us that its Budda day today and no happy hour because no beer allowed to sell .
The hare got the circle and they sent us off to the run . My most fomous running area , and we took off . Susi Wong and Hulk joined me on my version of that weeks run . We walked off . The running area was totally messed up by that fucking pan asia assholes who never heard about our motto dont trash the nature . The walk was plastered by empty water bottles and a lot of other trash . Checks and arrows are SPRAYED on trees , i never saw like that . Whatever we gave our best to take as much rubbish with us as possible .
After we arrived at the asite we had a nice talk with Airhead and his chill out buddies , enjoyed nice english sausages , sponsored by the hares . The second circle started . This weeks Raffle was also sponsored by the hares and the the Aussies also dealt with the winners . The Empereor took the circle iced many people and made us laugh like usual . I continued drinking whiskey with the Brewmaster . After this The Hulk took the circle and iced The Scribe to tell everyone that he is not gay , but if he would need a sperm donation he would like to have Karamba’s , whatever , i continued drinking Whiskey with the Brewmaster . After that the Aussies got the circle and auctioned a nice coin.
The winner this year is Sir Fucking Dog . Thanks for that and thank you hares , because the money from that auction is going to the Jesters care for kids . After that the Bad RA Hellboy took the circle and introduced next weeks Scribe … Sir Bottomless Pit …. After that Hellboy iced many other people to give them shit . I continued drinking whiskey with the Brewmaster. After that the gm took the circle and dealt with visitors award winners and virgins . I got so
drunken that i passed out at this time , but i think you all had a lot off fun afterwards . By the way , sorry guys you invited me to that private pool party at your hotel , but i was sleeping already . Thanks for a good monday and see you all next year.
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners this week = 83
51 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week
3 Wan Dachsanther; 247 ANAL BREADFRUIT; 268 ARSE-HOLEO; 420 BALL RINGER; 160 BILLION SUCKER; 482 BOW WOW; 31 CAMEL HUMPER; 26 CAPTAIN KANGAROO; 200 CRACK MY COCCYX; 92 CRAZY PUSSY; 29 DESERT SCORPION; 200 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 1228 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 30 FREQUENT STREAKER; 457 G.I. JOE; 113 GANGREEN; 2 GAS MAN; 82 HONEY BEAR; 125 HORSE; 56 HULK; 283 KARAMBA; 5 KISS ME DOWN UNDER; 153 LIBERACE; 13 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 292 LONE WOLF; 1052 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 43 MENTAL DISORDER; 519 MIDNIGHT STAR; 20 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 14 NO KNICKERS; 51 PISS POORER; 58 PSYCHODELIC; 143 RUBBER DICK; 67 SCARLET; 194 SEAGULL SHIT; 641 SIR ARSE HOPPER; 534 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 520 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 634 SIR DOG; 541 SIR MC; 537 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 316 SMILING BROWN SPIDER; 393 SNOOPY; 282 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 25 SUZY WONG; 240 SWEETIE; 412 TADPOLE; 351 TAMPAX; 137 TRY-A-FUCK; 639 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 136 WANK-KING’S WANKER
19 Sawn Morya; 21 Amanda Nilsen; 24 Nicole Nilsen; 5 Rodney Pavichievac; 3 Nok Punsri; 4 Jorgen Thoresen; 298 EXTRA TESTICLE; 136 GREYHOUND; 277 HELLBOY; 131 HONEY BUNNY; 105 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 32 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 586 MASTER BATES; 36 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 562 MRS. HEAD; 39 POCAHONTAS; 43 RUNNING BARE; 94 SCOOBIE DOO; 47 SCRAPPY DOO; 704 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 65 SMELLY BASTARD
4 Visitors with their Total Runs and their Mother Hash
10 SUGAR DADDY — Eket Hash, Nigeria
20 BULLTRACK — Korea Hash
2 MR TINKLE — Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
5 CHRIS OAKLEY — Songkhla Hash, Thailand
SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC — Hared 10 Hat
CAPTAIN KANGAROO — Hared 05
SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD — 700th Run T-Shirt
CRACK MY COCCYX — 200th Run
DOG LICKS ITS DICK — 200th Run