Emperor Air Head took the circle and called the six virgins in for down down drinks and inform them that Pattaya Hash is their mother hash. Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder were iced and awarded the Hash Heroes Award for over achieving. Great going guys.
Then I was given the circle to pick next weeks scribe, I put Honey Bear in the bucket for not informing Ball Ringer that she was a leaver, Banana Bender (B.B) was Iced for volunteering to be next weeks scribe.Sir Bottomless Pit and Sweetie were iced for not telling the visitor Banana Republic about buying hash t-shirts.
Cambodian hasher “Net” was put on the ice by Emperor Air Head and given her hash name “Mekong Princes “, why was I not given a name like that. G.M put Bananas in the bucket for not being over 70 and sitting down in the circle.
Lord Chicken Fucker took the circle and put hash shit on No More Cum for being Kim Jong-Un the north Korean Leader he asked which area in Pattaya are you going to bomb first ? Chicken Fucker warned all the hashers to keep away from Boys Town just in case. Chicken Fucker came to hash today to inform his fellow hashers he is still alive, some one called him and asked if he was dead, he said no I’m still in the land of the living .
G.M iced Stupid Kraut Kunt and four other hashers for not doing the run and being lazy cunts. Sir Spag iced Scandihooligan hares Scar and his girlfriend for not taking down the hash signs down for last Saturdays run and thanked the Scandihooligans for a great day.
B.B iced nine harriets and No More Cum then he sang a funny hash song, which the circle thought was great.
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners this week = 90
56 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week
4 Anders Banby; 4 Linnjong Boonaman; 4 Chaluai Munkhong; 2 Rikke Skaar; 10 Sirinan T.n. dee; 405 BALL RINGER; 7 BANANAS; 251 BELL END; 101 BLACK HOLE; 115 COO COO COP; 79 CRAZY PUSSY; 168 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 213 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 295 EXTRA TESTICLE; 102 FLYING FINN; 443 G.I. JOE; 97 GANGREEN; 69 HONEY BEAR; 112 HORSE; 67 INVISIBLE MAN; 138 LIBERACE; 3 LONG BOOBS; 2 LONGER BOOBS; 44 MANX PEDOPHILE PUSSY FUCKER; 26 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 29 MENTAL DISORDER; 506 MIDNIGHT STAR; 13 MORNING STAR; 547 MRS. HEAD; 46 NEXT WEEK; 344 ODD-JOB; 213 PELER; 241 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 26 PISSED UP MERMAID; 9 PUSSY WHIPPED; 3 RETAS RETARD; 128 ROBBING BASTARD; 34 RUNNING BARE; 154 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 9 SEXY BUM; 628 SIR ARSE HOPPER; 522 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 506 SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT; 525 SIR MC; 690 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 59 SMELLY BASTARD; 305 SMILING BROWN SPIDER; 173 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 26 SUPERVIRGIN; 224 SWEETIE; 339 TAMPAX; 130 TRY-A-FUCK; 294 VELCRO DICK; 623 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 120 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 7 ZENERGY
67 B. B.; 4 BELL STAR; 42 BLUE BALLS; 48 BORDERLINE; 40 CHEESE DICK; 52 CINDERELLA; 1212 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 877 KING YAO YAO; 1044 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 132 NO MORE CUM; 47 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 30 POCAHONTAS; 62 POOPACHINO; 59 RABBIT SHOOTER; 106 RETARD WANKER; 619 SIR DOG; 400 TADPOLE; 88 TIGER BUM
10 Visitors with their Total Runs Mother Hash
1 FLUFFER — Bangkok Hash, Thailand
23 LITTLE WHITE DOVE — Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 MEKONG PRINCESS — Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
2 SHORT TIME — Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
1 BANANA IN PUBLIC — San Francisco Hash, USA
1 Gry monica Finnes — Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
1 Christian Furuheim — Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
1 Mona Helgesen — Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
1 Ann kirsten Holmen — Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
3 HERRING CHOKER — Unknown mother hash
MANX PEDOPHILE PUSSY FUCKER
1 Anniversaries Run Event Credentials
TADPOLE — 400th Run
1 New Hash Names Event
Net (no surname) named MEKONG PRINCESS — New Hash Name
2 Other Events Event
MENSTRUAL DISORDER — Hash Hero
MENTAL DISORDER — Hash Hero