Run 1512

Name:   Run 1512

Date:   Monday, February 25th 2013

Hares:   Empty Spermbank and Pinky

Runners:   88

Scribe:   Peler

Flash:   Honey Bear

Location:   Phoenix C C Road - 1.4 km S of Chinese Village

GPS:   12°49'17.22"N 100°58'15.80"E


On this page:   Location Map, Scribe, Stats

On-On Bar:   Tahitian Queen

Link to:   Run 1512 Photos Page


Map to Run 1512 A-Site
Map to Run 1512 A-Site

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

The Noggies and the 'long wait' for the bus to arrive !

The Noggies and the ‘long wait’ for the bus to arrive !

Arriving the A-site no bus were to be seen. After waiting a long time Squezze My Tube called the driver. They were 10min late on departure Pattaya and traffic jam in Klang. When they finally arrived 4.50pm some were mumbled about the people, will someone get lost in the dark. Read on to see who that might be.

1st. circle. GM Scar with two ts gathered the crowd and bring 3 virgins and 2 with new shoes into the circle. Then the hares pointing us on out, along the same road as we used 2 weeks ago. On on it was until the second check.

the new shoes tradition !

the new shoes tradition !

were all lost at the 2nd check !

lost at the 2nd check !

Here we all got lost and after 5min suddenly the hare Empty Spermbank showed up and get us on paper. I was wondering if this will be hash shit then a rule at my previous hash in Indonesia 10 years ago always quoted : if the hare is seen on the run its automaticely hash shit . The rest of the trail was ok and it measured 7.8km. Only 1 incident. We met Stinky Sloppy Seconds going the wrong way. We told him to turn but this stubborn norgy we couldn’t change his decision. It took me 1h20min to do it while the front runners were back in 50 min. Well into the dark Stinky S.. S.. were back.

I was thirsty and hungry after the run so straight to the fruit table. There were Scar with 2 ts , The birthday boy of the night, announcing some vodka… I didn’t pay so much attention then I quit drinking many years ago. I took my usual watermelon… and phuuaaey.. it tasted….. VODKA. I went over to the beer truck and should pick the scribe board. Bottomless Pit came like a whirl-vind and asked what I was doing in his car. I should not have go into other people cars he said in german=actung richtung. 2nd circle. Big Buddha day today so no beer bars open, only our beer truck.

Scar with 2ts gets a birthday cake from Stupid Kraut Kunt

Scar with 2ts gets a birthday cake from Stupid Kraut Kunt

The Birthdayboy was iced and he was given presents from Stupid Kraut Cunt and Emperor Airhead. Raffle times- winners this week was Liberaci, Katryn, Bow Wow, Stupid Kraut Cunt, Eivind our visitor from Phnom Penh H3, Next Week, Flying Finn, Velcro Dick and Crazy Pussy. GM .The birthday boy , on ice again. This time a

A special birthday song for Scar from Honey Bear, I Lean Over, Crazy Pussy & Menstrual Disorder

A special birthday song for Scar from Honey Bear, I Lean Over, Crazy Pussy & Menstrual Disorder

beautiful song, from the well so beautiful Phillipino quartet with Honey Bear on guitar. Emperor Airhead then entered the circle and asked King Yao Yao about the run- Excellent he said and so it was.

 

Mental Disorder and Menstrual Disorder had been to a holiday in Sihanoukville Cambodia. There Menstrual Disorder tried a Happy Pizza and the morning after the entire ceiling in their room were sprayed with pizza. She got a very hot one. 9 years old Midnight Star were then invited into the circle to achieve her 500 Run

Midnight Star receives her official recognition of achieving 500 runs

Midnight Star receives her official recognition of achieving 500 runs

acknowledgement. And then — Bottomless Pit in for his 500th run. His old teacher, his gymnastic trainer, his gay boyfriend and his neighbor were all flown in from Germany for , his big day. So he should from this day forward be known as Sir Bottomless Pit.

Sir Bottomless Pit - it's official now !

Sir Bottomless Pit – it’s official now !

Next achiever was Ballringer with 400 Runs. And only 5 months until he will be a father. We had 1 last but not least achiever. V.V. received his 600th Run t-shirt.

Then Single Cell were called into the circle. He had committed the extraordinary crime of

Single Cell - didn't quite fancy being 'beer police' tonight !

Single Cell – didn’t quite fancy being ‘beer police’ tonight !

refusing to be beer police. He was the 1st and only in the bucket for the evening.

A German, Jurgen had no hashname but it was postphoned to name him next week. Honey Bear came the hares to rescue and presented a nice song.

On on Peler

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners this week = 88

50 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week

5 Boerre Hetty; 4 Georg Rasmussen; 5 Jurgen Steinhoff; 83 ANAL CHEESE; 400 BALL RINGER; 246 BELL END; 501 BOTTOMLESS PIT; 467 BOW WOW; 26 CAMEL HUMPER; 165 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 74 CRAZY PUSSY; 24 DESERT SCORPION; 164 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1208 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 208 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 97 FLYING FINN; 133 FROG LICKS ITS DICK; 92 GANGREEN; 72 HELIUM HEAD; 64 HONEY BEAR; 107 HORSE; 42 HULK; 165 KEE MAH; 19 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 87 MARATHON MAN; 501 MIDNIGHT STAR; 542 MRS. HEAD; 41 NEXT WEEK; 208 PELER; 41 RASPUTIN; 110 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 29 RUNNING BARE; 149 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 623 SIR ARSE HOPPER; 517 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 617 SIR DOG; 521 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 78 SLIPPERY ARSE; 56 SMELLY BASTARD; 380 SNOOPY; 72 SPECIAL PRICE; 266 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 236 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 16 SUZY WONG; 219 SWEETIE; 334 TAMPAX; 140 TURD BURGLAR; 477 UNCLE PERVY; 289 VELCRO DICK; 618 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR

25 Returnees

2 Moonmanee Suwit; 214 BIN TIN TIN; 98 BLACK HOLE; 20 CHEAPER THAN MEME; 49 CINDERELLA; 187 CRACK MY COCCYX; 307 FUCK THE TRUTH; 93 FUZZY LURE; 126 JACKAL; 875 KING YAO YAO; 133 LIBERACE; 277 LONE WOLF; 339 ODD-JOB; 238 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 110 PINKABOO; 73 PINKY; 59 POOPACHINO; 5 PUSSY WHIPPED; 58 RABBIT SHOOTER; 187 REAR GUNNER; 5 SEXY BUM; 31 SINGLE CELL; 521 SIR MC; 168 STUPID KRAUT KUNT; 193 WHALE SNIFFER

9 Visitors with their Total Runs Mother Hash

2 BANANAS — Auckland Men Hash, New Zealand
13 I LEAN OVER — Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
21 MENSTRUAL DISORDER — Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
24 MENTAL DISORDER — Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
23 PISSED UP MERMAID — Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
26 POCAHONTAS — Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
2 Suphattra Ongart — Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
4 I AM GERONIMO — Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
2 HERRING CHOKER — Unknown mother hash origin

4 Virgins

Scott Griffiths
Carmine Marena
James Potter
Birgit Turski

2 Anniversaries

Ball Ringer – 400 runs
V.V. – 600 runs t-shirt

1 Birthday

Scar with 2ts — 25th February

1 New Hash Name

Anal Custer Cluster — renamed I Am Geronimo


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