Waiting at 2nd road for the bus I was amused to see that the bus actually turned up this time and was hoping that the tank was full this time, unlike before at the Monkey Run last Saturday which led to a major breakdown on the Highway 7…. But Johnny had it under control this time and the ride was smooth….
Arriving at the A-site next to highway 7 we saw another healthy turnout for the PH3 with BOF, an old friend from HK, as an unexpected visitor. Speaking with some other German Hashers b4 the run the Joint Master Wanking’s W’ker walked up to us and demanded a scribe. “Rudi Voeller” vehemently denying saying he can only play football and unable to write and “Cheaper than MeMe” saying he doesn’t speak English well and only able to fix broken-down buses on Highway 7. Well then it was up to >me to find an excuse but I thought can anybody in America or in Thailand speak English properly, so Ithought ok, I’ll do it, what a fun….
Soon after the GM Scar with 2 T’s called the circle, no new shoes found and hares explaining about the their run and the markings in military style (or better retired servicemen style)….paper this week ha ha hanging on the left (done by one hare) and shredded on the right side (by the other hare)…. Even the blindest could not go lost!
The pack quickly let us down a dirt trail up a hill to first check…. There are back check today, we were warned by the hares before…and so it wast hat during the run the usual FRB’s got caught often in Bcheck’s with the pack able to catch up. Amusing to see that our very own Dog Whisperer “Vaseline Thighs” got outsmarted by his dogs “Eddy and Oscar”. With him running persistently into a false trail, the dogs stayed back smart enough waiting for the proper On On call from another direction….
Myself being caught a couple of times in Falsies and passing the main pack again I saw BOF hobbling along thetrail in his very own style, same as 20 years ago. He could be “Spaghetti Heads” brother… not fast but moving constantly …. old age ultra running ha ha….
At the very last check the pack was brought to a halt and many catching up and guessing where the trail was going….eventually the trail was found leading down the track into another last loop around a tapioca field by the Norwegians incl.” Karamba” and back home to the A-site with a stroll along the dirt track back to the highway, good for the FRB’s to stretch the legs and the an opportunity to shortcut for the tired ones/////
All in all a good run with good check and back-checks, no shiggy, no water this time, what a relief (no shoe’s cleaning this week!!! Ha ha) ….. Thanks to the hares for all the efforts!
Back at the A-site we were greeted a while later by the newly appointed Gourmet Food Master of the PH3 “VV’s” sandwich stand and were able to down a few sandwiches before it was On On to the usual beers to complement and complete another marvelous hashing day out in the woods…
Amazing to see that the Filipinas now started their own food circle in competition to the Thai girls who enjoy their som tam and khao phad the Filipinas gathered around some baka, baboy and balut ha ha in a fair distance….
Then it was on to the Raffle as usual proceeding with the Raffle Master and all the winners enjoyed a free drink!
Soon after “Emperor Airhead” took the circle and iced the hares again and commended their good work… GI Joe with 10 hares to his credit, well done…
It was, furthermore, his task to name some runners with a few run’s at PH3 in order to give them a life at the Hash. First the Swedish (Austrian) couple where the noisy dishonest (secretly smoking) guy ended up in the bucket and named “Pussy Whipped” whereas his snitching wife named a moderate “Sexy Bum”. Then it was Jay on the ice, whereas his girlfriend named last week so it was up to him to get a name this week ‘Cherry Boy.
The proceedings in the circle went on and the only thing I remember was that “Karamba” was again a frequent visitor on the ice and in the bucket,,, yeah these Norwegians like it cold for sure,,,, just like home.
If you wanna know what more happened in the circle just join the next run and don’t leave early — always a cold beer and a chit-chat somewhere waiting…
Circle concluded with another song by the newly appointed Song Master “Honeybear” playing guitar and singing in Janis Joplin style (almost, just kidding) and the Hash Hymn.
It was On On to TQ1 as today’s On On Bar for another beer and hotdog!!
Beverly Hills Pink Cock
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners this week = 78
55 Hashers who were Hashing the previous week
4 Jarl Engebretsen; 396 BALL RINGER; 242 BELL END; 96 BLACK HOLE; 497 BOTTOMLESS PIT; 161 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 18 CHEAPER THAN MEME; 7 CHERRY BOY; 186 CRACK MY COCCYX; 70 CRAZY PUSSY; 160 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1204 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 93 FLYING FINN; 435 G.I. JOE; 89 GANGREEN; 68 HELIUM HEAD; 60 HONEY BEAR; 103 HORSE; 130 LIBERACE; 274 LONE WOLF; 83 MARATHON MAN; 18 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 21 MENTAL DISORDER; 497 MIDNIGHT STAR; 538 MRS. HEAD; 37 NEXT WEEK; 338 ODD-JOB; 23 POCAHONTAS; 56 POOPACHINO; 7 PORN STAR; 38 PUGSLY; 106 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 120 ROBBING BASTARD; 69 RUDI VOELLER; 25 RUNNING BARE; 145 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 58 SCARLET; 619 SIR ARSE HOPPER; 513 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 517 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 682 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 199 SKIING FINN; 54 SMELLY BASTARD; 68 SPECIAL PRICE; 262 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 103 STEPTOE; 215 SWEETIE; 330 TAMPAX; 11 TEASPOON; 81 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 123 TRY-A-FUCK; 24 VASELINE THIGHS; 286 VELCRO DICK; 614 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 114 WANK-KING’S WANKER
10 Lek Fink; 140 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 15 BIG DAWG; 142 CABBAGE FLAPS; 140 CABBAGE KNIEVEL; 46 CINDERELLA; 90 FUZZY LURE; 275 KARAMBA; 65 MUD CRACKER; 108 PINKABOO; 3 PUSSY WHIPPED; 39 RASPUTIN; 185 REAR GUNNER; 3 SEXY BUM; 473 UNCLE PERVY
7 Visitors with their Total Runs
11 MUD’S CRACKER Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand
12 I LEAN OVER Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
22 PISSED UP MERMAID Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
15 SPERM POLLUTER Phuket Hash, Thailand
22 CAMEL HUMPER Sulemaniyah H3, Saudi
20 DESERT SCORPION Sulemaniyah H3, Saudi
3 BORING OLD FART Wanchai Hash, Hong Kong
G.I. JOE — Hared 10
3 New Hash Names Event:
Jay Passey named CHERRY BOY (New — Hash Name)
Anders Ekberg named PUSSY WHIPPED — (New Hash Name)
Karin Lundahl SEXY BUM New — (new Hash Name)
29 Mis Management Positions
SCAR WITH TWO T’S Grand Master
WANK-KING’S WANKER Joint Master
LORD CHICKEN FUCKER Joint Master email@example.com
EMPEROR AIRHEAD Religious Advisor
HELLBOY Religious Advisor
LIBERACE Hash Bookie
LIBERACE Hash Cash
BALL RINGER Sign-Up
WANK-KING’S WANKER Run Records
TAMPAX Web Master/Public Relations
WANK-KING’S WANKER Hash Sheet Editor
BOTTOMLESS PIT Brew Master
SWEETIE Brew Master Assistant
HORSE Hare Raiser
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR Hash Chef
BOTTOMLESS PIT Hash Rags
HONEY BEAR Master of Music
LORD CHICKEN FUCKER Master of Music firstname.lastname@example.org
BOTTOMLESS PIT Raffle Master
SQUEEZE MY TUBE Hash Transport
G.I. JOE Hash Transport
HONEY BEAR Hash Flash
SIR MC Hash Quack
FLYING FINN Assistant Hash Quack
MENTAL DISORDER Hash Security – Chief Inspector
ROBBING BASTARD On-on Bar Coordinator
SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD On Site Records
MENTAL DISORDER Assistant Hare Raiser
BOTTOMLESS PIT Hash Mugs & T-shirts Awards