Run 1505

 


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catch me if you can !

What a great way to start the new PH3 hashing year – a new a-site, a new team of hares, STEPTOE and ROBBING BASTARD and a large group of returners and visitors. What did you think of the long and short runs? The long trail for real runners/racers and a strong shorter trail for the fitness minded who run and walk for exercise and enjoyment! How about the water and mud finish where everyone could observe the nimble afoot, who could be seen, attempting not to fall in the water or get their new shoes muddy! All bets were on KING YAO YAO to be the first to take the dive but, his long legs, flexible aging body, and pure dumb luck prevented him from falling in!

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it’s strange how short people always get in King Yao Yao’s way !

STEPTOE and ROBBING BASTARD devised a very unique way to keep runners moving along the trail quickly – Bee’s! VASELINE THIGHS and SMELLY BASTARD were the first to encounter the bee’s as they raced to the front of the pack at the start. Other, much wiser runners – once alerted to the stinging varmints’– vacated the papered trail in every direction possible. Talk about setting “a perfect star check” the hares could not have set a better one!

SIR MC, VASELINE THIGHS, SMELLY BASTARD among others looked like they had gone ten rounds with boxing great Floyd Patterson! They had lumps, bumps, swollen eyes, and numerous stings from their head to their toes and into other body parts you couldn’t even imagine!

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what a very nice view and scenery

The attack of the bees was not enough to sway SCAR w2T’s or EMPERIOR AIRHEAD into giving the hares anything but a unanimous vote of “great run”! This was accompanied with a loud round of applause from all hashers! The weekly raffle was held by BOTTOMLESS PIT assisted by his short assistant SQUEEZE MY TUBE. Congratulations, to all the winners and a sincere “thank you” to everyone who supports the weekly raffle. EMPERIOR AIRHEAD iced the hare’s and thanked them for their hard work! His next task was a difficult venture into the realm of the “virgins”! A very large Norwegian who closely resembled KARAMBA and battled the EMPERIOR to a verbal standoff was welcomed into the world of Pattaya hashing by our “world renowned EMPERIOR AIRHEAD”.

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newcomer Jarl Engebretsen shares some laughs with Emperor Airhead

Our co-GM, WANKING’S WANKER presented this week’s individual awards to: SCAR w2T’s (5 hare cap), RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER (100 run shirt), PELER and EMPTY SPERMBANK (200 run shirts). SIR MC presented EMPERIOR AIRHEAD his very own “new” motorbike which he requested for his 1200thrun award! Drive safely! Well done Tom! Today’s beer police were iced and thanked for their “volunteering” for that esteemed position! Returner’s and leaver’s, (hurry back) along with a “hash crash” expectant father (yes you BALL RINGER) were presented down-downs.

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a lesson for Emperor Airhead in how to use his raffle prize skipping rope

Before I forget, I need to thank V.V. for continuing to provide food, at a reasonable cost, for those runners who require substantial nourishment after their vigorous running workout. And then there’s TAMPAX – for without his weekly multi-array of lights we would all be just like mushrooms “sitting in the dark and eating s—t”! Guys, your efforts are greatly appreciated by your fellow hashers.

The hares favourite moment
The hares favorite moment

Numerous other circle events occurred, at this point and time of the evening, which my “old feeble alcoholic” brain cannot remember nor does it even have a clue about! Pardon my lapse of memory! I, of course, do remember B.B. taking the circle; last down-down being consumed; and the Hash Hymn being sung! My final recall was that of Mrs. Head tossing me into the car, driving me home, and tossing me into bed – shouting “and to all a “Good Night”! See everyone next week! Spaghetti Head **ROBBING BASTARD has just resigned as the local bee keeper and trainer. He stated, “The hardest task that he was assigned to do, by his co-hare STEPTOE, was to train the bees to attack on command”. Strong rumor has it that the Hash Bus along with its illustrious driver Johnny Tra-La-La may return within one or two more weeks! Thanks to all who have graciously rolled with the baht busses during this hectic period! A special thanks to SQUEEZE MY TUBE for all of her help arranging “short notice” transportation.

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners this week = 86

46 Hashers who were hashing the previous week

2 Ketil Sandnes; 18 Nisarat Tripp; 393 BALL RINGER; 494 BOTTOMLESS PIT; 463 BOW WOW; 158 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 45 CINDERELLA; 184 CRACK MY COCCYX; 157 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1201 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 90 FLYING FINN; 86 GANGREEN; 65 HELIUM HEAD; 18 IM LAO; 25 KAMOY KATOY; 161 KEE MAH; 127 LIBERACE; 80 MARATHON MAN; 15 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 18 MENTAL DISORDER; 7 MILKY WAY; 535 MRS. HEAD; 36 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 42 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 4 PENISILLIN; 42 PHONEY CUNT; 54 POOPACHINO; 183 REAR GUNNER; 117 ROBBING BASTARD; 22 RUNNING BARE; 142 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 510 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 613 SIR DOG; 520 SIR MC; 514 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 196 SKIING FINN; 376 SNOOPY; 65 SPECIAL PRICE; 100 STEPTOE; 231 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 212 SWEETIE; 327 TAMPAX; 121 TRY-A-FUCK; 21 VASELINE THIGHS; 611 V. V.; 111 WANK-KING’S WANKER

35 RETURNERS

2 Anders Ekberg; 2 Rune Gronholdt; 2 Karin Lundahl; 4 Cherry Lynne; 4 Jay Passey; 34 APPLE CIDER; 92 APPLE SAUCE; 111 APPLE TREE; 64 B. B.; 239 BELL END; 212 BIN TIN TIN; 94 BLACK HOLE; 182 DR. DICK; 203 EMPTY SPERMBANK; 292 EXTRA TESTICLE; 432 G.I. JOE; 57 HONEY BEAR; 874 KING YAOYAO; 272 LONE WOLF; 494 MIDNIGHT STAR; 14 MR TOILET SEAT; 335 ODD JOB; 202 PELER; 106 PINKABOO; 71 PINKY; 103 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 56 SCARLET; 226 SCRUMPY; 616 SIR ARSE HOPPER; 679 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 51 SMELLY BASTARD; 259 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 85 TIGER BUM; 471 UNCLE PERVY; 283 VELCRO DICK

4 VISITORS

10 I LEAN OVER Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
20 PISSED UP MERMAID Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
20 POCAHONTAS Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
12 PHANTOM Vung Tau Hash, Vietnam

1 Virgins

Jarl Engebretsen


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