After having hastily but still orderly left A-Site turned out to become the bridgehead of the Thai Army’s landing operation last Monday, we headed for a Happy Hour in fully packed vehicles. I sat in the bath taxi besides the bony Wang-King’s Wanker who all of a sudden took the opportunity and squeezed out the promise from me to be this week’s scribe. What else I could have said except “yes sir”. So, here is my “virgin” product as a scribe. Please, try to get on with my Finglish.
We arrived at the scenic, green A-Site on two bath taxis. GM Scar with 2/Ts called the Circle, no virgins, no new shoes. We were altogether 68 hashers. X-mas Dinner on Sunday may have taken its toll and of course, some guys had family obligations. Hares were called to explain the guidelines of the run: no angry dogs, no barbed wire, pay respects for two monks on the way, don’t break the “bridge”, walkers’ trail three km and that of runners’ more than double.
The runners’ trail was nice and rather easy with lot of loops. There was one steep downhill. I wonder how our female runners negotiated it. Anyhow, they all were fine and fit on arrival at the A-Site. The FRB’s, e.g. Cabbage Head, Cabbage Knievel plus some others made the run in less than an hour. As to me one hour and 20 minutes for an old man’s slow, safe pace.
V. V. had again organized a tasty mini-buffet about which everyone enjoyed before the 2nd Circle was called in. Hares iced. GM wondered whose idea it was to have three hares. I missed the explanation or was there any? It was generally agreed that this was a good run almost totally in the nature. Lots of effective work by the Hares. Apparently they used plenty of time for laying the run because my brave countryman Flying Finn seemed sometimes to be at the brink of both Bottomless Pit run the Raffle, winners: Bell End, Liberace, Paprika Smiley, Flying Finn, Crack My Coccyx, Knob Marley and IM Lao.
Then Santa Claus made a sudden appearance but to his disappointment there was only one child. The pretty young Swedish lady was also called in for X-mas presents. V.V. with his brother Zenergy was iced. When all the Belgians were iced, My Girlfriend knows I’m Gay joyfully joined them. Scar with 2 Ts made a performance with a white T-shirt about the Belgians surrendering in recent wars. Only one Leaver: Zenergy. Lying Leaver who was No More Cum was called into bucket. G.I. Joe and Skiing Finn iced obviously being color blinded due to some problems with red paper. Emperor Airhead iced both Knob Marley and his charming lady to whom he gave hash name Big Lungs. No regrets about that. As Flying Finn celebrated about his 70th birthday, Robbing Bastard presented his many-sided life-work all around the world incl. active hashing. Well done!!! E.T. iced also. Again I missed the reason. My Girlfriend Knows I’m Gay was iced for lurid looking running shoes and smelly old socks. Isn’t there any shops in Pattaya selling socks? Hares entertained us by singing with their drunken voices the Hash Song. Good effort led by Robbing Bastard The enjoyable evening ended with Hash Hymn. After the more thirsty hashers headed for TQ for more beer and food. Many thanks to TQ!! Please, forgive me if I have forgotten some important details and made some mistakes about the events.
Merry Christmas to ALL HASHERS !!!! ON ON Skiing Finn Thanks C. Face for the image comments
Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.
Total Runners this week = 68
43 Runners attended also previous week
391 BALL RINGER; 238 BELL END; 5 BIG LUNGS; 492 BOTTOMLESS PIT; 12 BULLTRACK; 156 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 1199 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 291 EXTRA TESTICLE; 88 FLYING FINN; 127 FROG LICKS ITS DICK; 602 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 63 HELIUM HEAD; 271 HELLBOY; 16 IM LAO; 159 KEE MAH; 126 KIDNEY BEAN; 105 KNOB MARLEY; 18 KUNG FU QUEEN; 125 LIBERACE; 78 MARATHON MAN; 533 MRS. HEAD; 34 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 131 NO MORE CUM; 88 NO TRUCKING IDEA; 40 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 201 PELER; 55 RABBIT SHOOTER; 115 ROBBING BASTARD; 140 SCAR WITH TWO T’S; 611 IR DOG; 518 SIR MC; 512 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 678 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 194 SKIING FINN; 63 SPECIAL PRICE; 258 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 98 STEPTOE; 210 SWEETIE; 398 TADPOLE; 119 TRY-A-FUCK; 609 V. V.; 109 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 4 ZENERGY
140 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 140 CABBAGE FLAPS; 153 CABBAGE HEAD; 138 CABBAGE KNIEVEL; 43 CINDERELLA; 182 CRACK MY COCCYX; 431 G.I. JOE; 92 KIDNEY STONE; 13 MR TOILET SEAT; 63 MUD CRACKER; 8 JONE HUNG LOW; 40 PHONEY CUNT; 52 POOPACHINO; 75 PUSSY SNATCHER 102RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 50 SMELLY BASTARD; 84 TIGER BUM 78 WEE MOANING WEASEL; 16 Nisarat Tripp
3 Official Leavers
NO MORE CUM
6 CHRISTOPHERCUMSEMEN Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
9 MUD’S CRACKER Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand
1 I’M A FUCKING CUPCAKE Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand (Newcomer to PH3)
16 LITTLE WHITE DOVE Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
20 RUNNING BARE Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
19 VASELINE THIGHS Taichung Hash, Taiwan
No Sinners this week either
Congratulations go to POOPACHINO – 50th Run Mug
Congratulations to FLYING FINN for 70th Birthday! When was the big day?
1 New Hash Name
Sam Ayres is now known as BIG LUNGS