Run 1660

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Knob Marley

Well hashers that’s it for another year. We arrived at the A-Site after our usual what seems never ending and ever more chaotic baht bus journey.

Then sign up and we are soon sent on way. Not long into the run and it appears the hares are now major suspects for the recent Australian bush fires as instead of the usual single file track they created a 5 metre wide burnt track through the first half of the run.

After that the run was ok, usual checks etc and a couple of strange loops thrown in and even a passing chang. It was a big one as well (you could almost say it was the size of an elephant).

I also passed VV and TAMPAX together going in the opposite direction to the rest of us which was odd but still cute to see them together as only a few months ago they were bitching.  So all in all not a bad run apart from possibly just a little too much road run near the end.

So back at the A-Site we are greeted with excellent free food provided by the hares, both the chicken green curry and spaghetti were great and plenty of it. Many thanks.

Then beer starts to flow and circle called. GM NO MORE CUM calls in hares and some guy who lost wallet.

Then its SIR FREE WILLY, and Raffle time. GOLDEN DILDO, VV,  are among the winners along with a couple of Thai cracks and a few more.

Then EMPEROR AIRHEAD deals with hares about signs and the virgins and to his delight one is a fellow American. Then as the tone of his voices goes up an octave as it’s the moment he has been waiting years for. It’s the very first golden ticket draw. ooooooooOOOOOHH! As most of the Thai cracks wait in excitement it turns out to a wait in vain as the prize is swooped by Philipino hasher POCKET SOCKET.

Then its WANK-KING’S WANKER and the ever important stats (well important to them). Nobody else gives a F***, so please see awards section as I wasn’t listening, Although I did catch the part when CRACK MY COCCYX said he can say “Lay face down …” in 20 different languages (I know GM NO MORE CUM was well impressed by this).

Then SCAR W/2T’S brings in family BELL STAR and MILKY WAY and its is soon clear we have a case of like father like son on our hands. Also that MILKY WAY has an issue with GM time and time in Europe. He must remember GM stands for Grand Master and the Grand Master is always right.

Then it SUPERVIRGIN and KATOY MAGNET who also have timing issues that the usually late but avoid missing the bus by thinking it left earlier. So managed to be there in time even though they would have been late (I know, I got confused too). Then its SPERM POLLUTER in for good deeds donation to kids.

Then it was the highlight of the evening when into the circle walks the legend that is LORD CHICKEN FUCKER, The circle awaits and then in almost Tommy Cooper style the circle begins to chuckle even though LORD CHICKEN FUCKER hasn’t said anything.

But then he is heckled by IM LAO about how can he remember someone’s name when he has memory loss. And his instant response of I only remember ugly people is almost comic genius. The rest of his circle and his old reliable man in the boat story was hilarious and timeless. Well done CHICKEN FUCKER! And good to see you back, it just rolled back the years.

Well, there were a few other good circles that followed but by now I had lost the coordination to write anymore, but I do remember the Hares Song had the words ding and dong in somewhere. So it was Hash Hymn and then on board baht buses for the 2 beer trip drive to happy hour at Nicky’s Pub. Great turkey curry, plenty for all, many thanks.

Well, so as PH3 Monday Hash enters its 32nd year (personally my 25th) it was good to see over 100 runners and shows it is still an healthy hash. This is due to the ever keen runners that continue to turn out and mainly due to the great effort put in by many people.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank them all and there are many as well as the front boys – ie; Grand Master and RA‘s. It is also the people that keep the stats, food, organise transport and even the simple things like stay behind and clean the A-Site. It is all these that make this the greatest hash.

On-On!  And Hashy New Year to all,  Knob Marley

Next week’s scribe is Pussy Fucker

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 107

Hashers Present Last Week – 67

4 Tor-hugo Antonsen; 2 Lynn Brewster; 4 Philip Jackson; 4 Thawanrat Paowana; 4 Theerapat Paowana; 4 Palin Pronprong; 8 Mark Stoker; 216 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 130 ANTIQUE; 35 BEETROOT HEAD; 3 BOW TIE; 53 BURL IVES; 29 CASPAR; 215 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 48 CRAPPER; 109 CROCODILE; 1334 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 4 FORREST HUMP; 22 FUNNY BUNNY; 571 G.I. JOE; 228 GANGREEN; 721 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 283 GERMAN SHEPHERD; 67 GOLDEN DILDO; 101 HELIUM HEAD; 42 IM LAO; 53 JINGLE BALLS; 117 KNOB MARLEY; 633 LADY FLIPPER; 279 LIBERACE; 77 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 382 LONE WOLF; 31 LOVE BOAT; 10 MANGO MUNCHER; 50 MISUSE ME; 685 MRS. HEAD; 60 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 127 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 176 NO MORE CUM; 95 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 311 PELER; 297 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 101 POCAHONTAS; 17 POCKET SOCKET; 30 POL DANCER; 141 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 196 ROBBING BASTARD; 11 ROCKY BALBLOWME; 171 RUBBER DICK; 124 RUNNING BARE; 221 SCAR W/2TS; 625 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 655 SIR FREE WILLY; 655 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 821 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 40 SLACK VAGINA; 64 SPANKINSTEIN; 106 SPECIAL PRICE; 54 SPERM POLLUTER; 387 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 356 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 392 TAMPAX; 134 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 146 TWO TIME; 754 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 261 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 19 ZENERGY

Returners – 26

2 Onuma Chongchairak; 6 Jan Wallace; 158 BARNACLE BOLLOX; 23 BELL STAR; 187 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 132 BLACK HOLE; 39 CIA; 250 CRACK MY COCCYX; 17 CUPID’S STUD; 271 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 151 GREYHOUND; 104 HULK; 18 KATOY MAGNET; 8 LIPOVITAMIN; 1071 LORD CHICKEN FUCKER; 9 ONE HUNG LOW; 50 PHONEY CUNT; 43 PISSED AS A RAT; 75 PUSSY FUCKER; 93 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 27 SLIPPERY SAM; 167 STEPTOE; 35 SUPERVIRGIN; 65 SUZY WONG; 104 WEE MOANING WEASEL; 26 WHINGER

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 8

  9 FLUFFER – Bangkok Hash, Thailand
14 CANDY LADY – Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand
  2 Peter Nicholas – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
18 SHORT TIME – Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
  9 MILKY WAY – Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
  1 MYRTLE – Unknown Hash
  1 ROOMBOY – Unknown Hash
  1 THAILAND PERVERT – Unknown Hash

Virgins – 6

Joy Jackson
Douglas Mclennan
Vincent Nicholas
Lin Walter
Siriporn Wongcomtun
Cartoon Wongcomtun

Leavers – 2

WEE MOANING WEASEL
ZENERGY – Lying Leaver

Anniversaries – 4

DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES was awarded his 10th Hare T-Shirt.
CRACK MY COCCYX was congratulated on completing his 250th Run.
MISUSE ME was congratulated on completing her 50th Run.
PHONEY CUNT completed his 50th Run, but we missed it at signup.

Hash Name Events – 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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Run 1659

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Lady Flipper

“Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.” –  Mary Ellen Chase

“Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before!
What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store.
What if Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!” – Dr Seuss

“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.” – Hamilton Wright Mabie

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – George Carlin

“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene on the PH3. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” – Jay Leno (as adapted by SFW)

There is a first time for everything as they say and so after over 632 runs I sit down to pen my very first scribe. Being born in Chiang Mai, I of course speak Thai and Lat and having lived in England for 18 years I am of course now fluent in Hindi, Gujarati, Arabic, Turkish, Polish, Greek, Maltese, Swahili and of course the sometimes heard language of English. Therefore I need no help from anyone recalling in print the days events.

Obviously due to the religious beliefs of my husband we never actually celebrated Christmas as such, we simply went to SFW‘s warehouse and looked at the empty shelves, so many of the seasonal customs remain a mystery to me. I was going to do the whole scribe to the carol of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” but someone would doubtless whine like the proverbial stuck cow, no pigs on our Christmas table, and bearing in mind I was the first lady runner on the PH3 to ever reach 500 runs (if you classify SIR FOSSIL as of the female gender please do not stand behind me in the supermarket queue) so drawing on my vast experience over the last 15 years, here goes.

We arrived at the A-Site in good time find the first of the Norwegian hares, LIBERACE, already sitting on the A-Site eagerly anticipating the onslaught of the masses. His erstwhile partner for the day, not to say life rumour has it, ODD-JOB appears out of the bushes like some modern day Norgy David Bellamy seemingly supremely confident in his own abilities as a hare.

In total 125 hashers duly turned up for the annual PH3 Christmas Run. Noticeable in the circle was the table of presents for distribution from Santa later.

First circle called and new shoes and virgins are dealt with.. The hares explain the run and it is off into familiar territory for what we know will be a good run.. Therefore I have no need to go myself. Upon returning the satisfied runners inform us the run was under seven kilometres long with the usual excellent scenery we have come to expect from this particular favourite area.

Winding down time and the hares LIBERACE and ODD-JOB have laid on mulled wine. When this PH3 tradition started a few years ago SEAMAN STAINS used to make it stirring the vat with his bare arm… Botulism at Christmas, how quaint.. Then BOTTOMLESS took it over and it became known as GermanGlue Wine‘…… now the Norwegians are in charge it is known at Gløgg…. and jolly nice and popular it proved… so much so that SCAR W\2T’S seemed to drink half of it himself.

As promised this time the San Miguel Girls did turn up and I personally gave them five Christmas hats to wear to make them look more in keeping with the day. Soon the Thai versions of Bet Lynch only not so buxom were distributing lashings of both versions of San Miguel to thirsty runners and picnickers alike. A couple of boxes of chocolate liqueurs were doing the rounds also eagerly devoured by the girls.

Finally it is circle time and the hares are iced with as much tradition as we hold Christmas in. It was agreed by all that the run and so far more so,the day itself had been the anticipated success. I do know my husband tutored the hares in the amended LBJ quote “When you have got them pissed and fed… their hearts and minds always follow”.

Raffle time and the increased value prizes were won by a variety of regular hasher’s such as BLUE SKY as well as visitors and virgins making the goodies go around nicely.

The is the time for Santa to make his yearly appearance from the North Pole, usually more commonly known as the T.Q.. This year he had two elves with him in the form of LOST CAUSE and BLUE SKY. Unfortunately because Santa had been sucking on the shisha up to a minute or two prior to the circle, his elves had not been given his magical sack to put the presents in. All the presents were still on the display table.. What to do children.?????

The GM NO MORE CUM comes to the rescue and asks anyone under the age of 25 to come to the present table which turned out to be a bigger mistake than Hitler stopping to take a dump a at Dunkirk. Unfortunately,a couple of the naughty girls told bloody great ‘porky pies’, that means lies, I speak cockney as well, and as one, then two, then three and then half of Buriram not to mention Cubic Bay encompassed the circle and with Santa looking on smiling from under his beard, the GM as well as the elves battled to keep the throng from storming the Winter Palace. Thankfully,order was restored and Santa duly gave out a couple of prizes before the feral motley retreated to the safety of edge of the circle.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes the circle to ice the hares and to thank them once more for a good run and day. A Swedish visiting crack is called in as she recently came seven in the world karate championship.

Stats time and WANK-KING’S W–NKER calls in the following venerated hashers for their respective milestone:

  • MASTER CHEF – 50 Runs
  • HELIUM HEAD – 100 Runs
  • PINKABOO – 150 Runs
  • POCAHONTAS – 100 Runs

Well done. True and loyal hashers all.

The GM, NO MORE CUM  takes the circle to ice as many Norwegians as possible over the latest report that Norway is the best place in the world to live.. If that fact is so, then why are there more Norgy’s residing in Pattaya than in Oslo?

LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS and FENIAN BASTARD get iced for frequenting the Billion Bar, Soi 6 and Kathoey hangouts instead of being at the Hash.

The hares have arranged a special hare song flying over from Norway a world famous accordion player called Od, who has won two Grammy’s…. or maybe he has shagged two grannies, one of the two..

He teams up with TAMPAX to make a new musical combo of Od and Odder, to sing the accordion version of Jingle Bells.. Variety is he spice of life and I must say they made a welcome change from the usual lame ass songs revolving around knobs, knockers and anal penetration.

The GM, NO MORE CUM….. ventures back into the circle to ice LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS and FENIAN BASTARD again as well as BEETROOT HEAD to tell everyone they are all from his own neck of the woods….. what Heidelberg?… Two confused GM‘s on the trot, whatever next?

GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER and his assistant 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE enter the fray as FENIAN BASTARD has asked to be renamed…. proving you sometimes get what you pray for he is duly renamed LESBIAN FENIAN BASTARD .

A worse the wear Scar struts his stuff to ice a gaggle of malcontents including MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY.

Returners brought in and kept there while the Hash Hymn is strangled then the party continues back at the Boomerang Guest House which I will assume in persona absentia was the usual hearty welcome.

Despite hiccups an excellent day well worthy of the best Hash in Asia. Well the done the hares, well done the mis-management, well done all.. Truly we are the chosen people.

If I have forgotten anyone my apologies. Faces and Fannies I never forget. But names are for tombstones.

On-On!  Lady Flipper

Next week’s scribe is Knob Marley

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 125

Hashers Present Last Week – 64

3 Tor-hugo Antonsen; 3 Philip Jackson; 3 Palin Pronprong; 129 ANTIQUE; 32 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 537 BALL RINGER; 26 BLUE SKY; 2 BOW TIE; 52 BURL IVES; 214 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 47 CRAPPER; 15 CROW FUCKER; 1333 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 21 FUNNY BUNNY; 570 G.I. JOE; 720 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 282 GERMAN SHEPHERD; 66 GOLDEN DILDO; 38 GOLDEN RIVET; 100 HELIUM HEAD; 41 IM LAO; 52 JINGLE BALLS; 36 KAMOY KATOY; 216 KEE MAH; 116 KNOB MARLEY; 632 LADY FLIPPER; 23 LADY SNAKE; 278 LIBERACE; 76 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 381 LONE WOLF; 70 LOST CAUSE; 30 LOVE BOAT; 9 MANGO MUNCHER; 50 MASTER CHEF; 108 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 127 MENTAL DISORDER; 49 MISUSE ME; 684 MRS. HEAD; 59 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 126 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 175 NO MORE CUM; 367 ODD-JOB; 94 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 310 PELER; 100 POCAHONTAS; 16 POCKET SOCKET; 195 ROBBING BASTARD; 123 RUNNING BARE; 220 SCAR W/2TS; 49 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 624 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 654 SIR FREE WILLY; 654 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 820 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 212 SKIING FINN; 39 SLACK VAGINA; 63 SPANKINSTEIN; 105 SPECIAL PRICE; 386 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 391 TAMPAX; 133 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 145 TWO TIME; 753 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 260 WANK-KING’S WANKER

Returners – 37

4 Victoria Nagy; 2 Sharron Normanton; 2 Jeremy Normanton; 2 Oddarne Soerensen; 2 Didrik Stobakk; 215 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 103 B. B.; 34 BEETROOT HEAD; 329 BELL END; 67 BEN 10; 192 BILLION SUCKER; 28 CASPAR; 108 CROCODILE; 102 DIRTY HARRY; 227 GANGREEN; 3 HARRY’S PINK CAMEL; 189 KILL BENNY; 22 KUNG FU QUEEN; 4 LESBIAN FENIAN BASTARD; 85 LITTLE TOMMY TWO LIPS; 7 MENTAL TAMPAX; 84 MUD CRACKER; 32 MUD’S CRACKER; 92 NO TRUCKING IDEA; 296 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER; 150 PINKABOO; 29 POL DANCER; 140 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER; 234 REAR GUNNER; 10 ROCKY BALBLOWME; 170 RUBBER DICK; 53 SPERM POLLUTER; 355 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 26 SUGAR DADDY; 57 TESTICLES; 196 TRY-A-FUCK; 5 VERTICAL BUTTOCKS

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 10

  7 Mark Stoker – Dubai Hash, UAE
  2  BOW TIE – Hastings Hash, UK
  1 KUMQUAT MAY – Hong Kong Hash, HK, China
  2 SHIT HOUSE – Hong Kong Hash, HK, China
  1 Bernard Baillet – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
  3 Theerapat Paowana – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
  3 Thawanrat Paowana – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
  3 NEMO – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
18 ZENERGY – Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand
  1 FORREST HUMP – Unknown Hash

Virgins – 15

Patrick Becu
Mint Becu
Lynn Brewster
Tannia Collier
Leif Hausmann
Anton Holbaek
Christian Hossmann
Christian Hossmann jr
Ragna Hovik
Nika Marlow
Nicole Marlow
Victoria Soerensen
Attalaso Soos
Marianna Vass
Attila Wis

Leavers – 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries – 4

PINKABOO was congratulated on completing her 150th Run
HELIUM HEAD was congratulated on completing his 100th Run
POCAHONTAS was congratulated on completing her 100th Run
MASTER CHEF was congratulated on completing her 50th Run

Hash Name Events – 1

FENIAN BASTARD was renamed LESBIAN FENIAN BASTARD.
Walter Peters was given the New Hash Name FORREST HUMP.

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 3

Happy Birthday BAHT BUS GESTAPO – 24 December
Happy Birthday REAR GUNNER – 23 December
Happy Birthday TWO TIME – 21 December


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Run 1658

 


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Lady Snake

1. GM takes the circle

1) Hares on the ice
     Ice bucket: CHARLIE MANSON

2. SCAR W/2T’S takes the circle

1) Ice: EMPEROR AIRHEAD; GOLDEN RIVET

3. Raffle  Time with SIR FREE WILLY

4. EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes the circle

1) Hares on the ice
2) Ice: LITTLE WHITE DOVE (youngest hare from Loy Kratong run)
3) Ice: GOLDEN DILDO; ANTIQUE
4) Ice: DIRT LOONEY (returner)
5) Ice: CHARLIE MANSON  (returner)

5. WANK-KING’S WANKER takes the circle

1) JINGLE BALLS; BURL IVES ( 50 runs plate)
     Ice bucket: DIRT LOONEY
     MRS. HEAD – Happy Birthday (most senior female hasher)

6. Music Time

The Bunglers (TAMPAX; LINEAR ACCELERATOR;  HONEY BEAR)
Song: “Knocking On  Heaven’s Door”
Hares on ice ( Hare’s Song)

7. GM NO MORE CUM takes the circle

1) Ice: SLACK VAGINA; BAHT BUS GESTAPO; ANTIQUE.
   Ice bucket: WANK-KING’S WANKER; SKINNY DICK.
2) Ice: CHARLIE MANSON; LONE WOLF.

8. SCAR W/2T’S takes the circle

1) Ice: CHARLIE MANSON (wear your fucking PH3 shirt)
2) Lady (unnamed hasher) sit on ice cause was talking in the circle.
3) Ice: RUNNING BARE; SKINNY DICK. (front running bastards)
4) Ice: Joint Master; WANK-KING’S WANKER
5) Ice : MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; IM LAO (returners)
   Ice bucket : DIRT LOONEY
6) Ice : MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; SKIING FINN; KNOB MARLEY.
   Ice bucket : KEE MAH
7) Ice: IM LAO; CHARLIE MANSON + girl friend
8) Ice: LINEAR ACCELERATOR; WANK-KING’S WANKER.
9) Returners come to the circle to drink last down-downs.

P.S.  I hope I don’t make to much mistakes in writing names of our hashers.

On-On!  Lady Snake

Next week’s scribe is Lady Flipper

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 84

Hashers Present Last Week – 53

31 BAHT BUS GESTAPO; 536 BALL RINGER; 44 BANANAS; 25 BLUE SKY; 51 BURL IVES; 46 CRAPPER; 270 DOESN’T TOUCH THE SIDES; 1332 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 20 FUNNY BUNNY; 569 G.I. JOE; 719 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; ; 81 GERMAN SHEPHERD; 37 GOLDEN RIVET; 99 HELIUM HEAD; 51 JINGLE BALLS; 2 JO PAP; 35 KAMOY KATOY; 215 KEE MAH; 631 LADY FLIPPER; 22 LADY SNAKE; 277 LIBERACE; 106 LINEAR ACCELERATOR; 69 LOST CAUSE; 29 LOVE BOAT; 8 MANGO MUNCHER; 49 MASTER CHEF; 107 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 126 MENTAL DISORDER; 48 MISUSE ME; 683 MRS. HEAD; 125 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 366 ODD-JOB; 93 PAPRIKA SMILEY; 309 PELER; 15 POCKET SOCKET; 35 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 194 ROBBING BASTARD; 122 RUNNING BARE; 219 SCAR W/2TS; 48 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 623 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 653 SIR FREE WILLY; 653 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 819 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 38 SLACK VAGINA; 62 SPANKINSTEIN; 104 SPECIAL PRICE; 385 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 166 STEPTOE; 132 TINY ANAL TORPEDO; 144 TWO TIME; 752 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 259 WANK-KING’S WANKER

Returners – 24

2 Tor-hugo Antonsen; 15 Espen Hansen[ 4 Sara Sray; 128 ANTIQUE; 186 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 348 CHARLIE MANSON; 213 CHEAP NORGY CUNT; 14 CROW FUCKER; 65 DIRT LOONEY; 321 FUCK THE TRUTH; 65 GOLDEN DILDO; 150 GREYHOUND; 146 HONEY BEAR; 40 IM LAO; 166 JACKAL; 115 KNOB MARLEY; 75 LITTLE WHITE DOVE; 380 LONE WOLF; 58 MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS I’M GAY; 174 NO MORE CUM; 99 POCAHONTAS; 211 SKIING FINN; 12 SKINNY DICK JOCKROACH CUNT; 390 TAMPAX

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 6

8 BOB SNOT HERE – Nhatrain, Vietnam
2 Philip Jackson – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
2 Palin Pronprong –  Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
1 PATPOM – Siam Sunday H3
1 SNAKE BITE – Siam Sunday H3
1 BOW TIE Hastings Hash

Virgins – 1

Onuma Chongchairak

Leavers – 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries – 2

BURL IVES was awarded his 50th Run Plate.
JINGLE BALLS was awarded his 50th Run Plate.

Hash Name Events – 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners – 0

NO MORE CUM – Hash Crash – Dropped his new Harley and scratched it on the Jester’s King’s Ride.

Birthdays – 1

Happy Birthday MRS. HEAD – 18 December.


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