Category Archives: Run Updates – 2017

Run 1742


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Crimson Penis

~ coming soon ~

On-On!  Crimson Penis

Next week’s scribe is to be announced

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 74

Hashers Present Last Week – 50

3 Miro Habat; 46 ARSE VAN HOLE; 612 BALL RINGER; 394 BELL END; 132 BEN 10; 31 BOB-A-GOB; 115 CAMEL HUMPER; 102 DIRT LOONEY; 18 DREGS; 525 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1409 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 642 G.I. JOE; 305 GANGREEN; 40 GAS MAN; 777 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 22 GIGGLE TITS; 110 GOLDEN RIVET; 11 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 709 LADY FLIPPER; 352 LIBERACE; 442 LONE WOLF; 142 LOST CAUSE; 76 MASTER CHEF; 37 MAYO QUEEN; 195 MENTAL DISORDER; 24 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 756 MRS. HEAD; 196 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 366 PELER; 61 PHANTOM; 41 PINK DOLPHIN; 99 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 55 RAT VON KIEL; 50 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 111 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 238 SEAL SUCKER; 11 SHE’S THE BOSS; 76 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 704 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 731 SIR FREE WILLY; 730 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 893 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 443 TAMPAX; 53 THE WIZARD; 207 TWO TIME; 65 UNSTABLE LOAD; 821 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 342 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 13 WEASEL’S WILLY WARMER; 120 WEE MOANING WEASEL

Returners – 17

5 Samir Bobech; 4 Carl Kvistad; 2 BABY NO KNICKERS; 37 BOB SNOT HERE; 57 CASPER; 49 CRIMSON PENIS; 88 DEL BOY; 221 DOG LICKS ITS DICK; 197 JACKAL; 123 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR; 166 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 22 NO KNICKERS; 66 PISS POORER; 3 SON OF SKIPPY; 82 SPERM POLLUTER; 447 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 39 TOSSA

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 2

16 JACK WOW – Bangkok Hash, Thailand
1 KAMOY JOY – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand

Virgins – 5

Haakon Eriksson
Peter Golding
Wang Moocow
Gon Nontapa
Alicia Ward

Leavers – 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries – 1

SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE was congratulated on completing 50 Runs.

Hash Name Events – 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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Run 1741


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Bob-a-Gob

The Belgian National Day Run will be remembered as the run when the beer truck broke down, luckily the beer arrived safely because of the timely intervention of THE WIZARD, accompanied by four half-witted Australians (THE WIZARD paid me to write that). This motley crew were officially recognised as Hash Heroes by MENTAL DISORDER and we were all very grateful for their efforts in getting the beer to the A site on time.

The Baht buses took a while to arrive at the A site because there were no HHH signs along the road (as they were in the broken down beer truck), so some skilful U-turns by the baht bus drivers were required, but we all got there in the end and we soon set off on a 10km run and 5km walk.

SEAL SUCKER was the winner of the run, followed closely by HARBOR QUICKSTART, by some distance from the others. HARBOR QUICKSTART told me that she usually comes first so was disappointed that SEAL SUCKER beat her to it this time and she will try harder to come first next time. 🙂 

Once the circle was formed the Raffle was drawn, prizes included Belgian chocolates, which a Belgian won, so that was a bit like taking coals to Newcastle. I won the biscuits, which was nice as I rarely win anything, so it definitely cannot be said that SIR FREE WILLY fixes the Raffle.

The Hares were put on the ice, followed by the remaining Belgians (quite rightly) and DIRT LOONEY for talking too loudly (nothing new there then!).

It was rumoured that VV had sold the beer truck to pay for nights out in Boys Town. LIBERACE and VV were called into the circle to explain what was going on with the beer truck and DIRT LOONEY was nominated as the Official Beer Truck Mechanic.

SPIN KING and 007 were put on the ice for only coming once every 4 years and WANK-KING’S WANKER then took the circle and awarded RAT VON KEIL his 50 Run Shirt and GANGREEN his 300 Run Cap.

LADY FLIPPER and SIR FREE WILLY were celebrating 33 years of marriage, when they were each asked what the highlight of their marriage was they both replied it was when SIR FREE WILLY took up residence in the Bangkok Hilton.

Next week is the Aussie Run which is yet another highlight of the PH3 calendar, so looking forward to seeing you all then. The Hash Scribe for this run was BOB-A-GOB.

On-On! Bob-a-Gob

Next week’s scribe is to be announced

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 65

Hashers Present Last Week – 47

9 Wichuda Prakaykaeu; 45 ARSE VAN HOLE; 611 BALL RINGER; 393 BELL END; 131 BEN 10; 114 CAMEL HUMPER; 35 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 106 DESERT SCORPION; 101 DIRT LOONEY; 524 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1408 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 3 FLATULENCE; 641 G.I. JOE; 776 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 21 GIGGLE TITS; 109 GOLDEN RIVET; 10 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 9 HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER; 77 INVISIBLE MAN; 708 LADY FLIPPER; 351 LIBERACE; 441 LONE WOLF; 141 LOST CAUSE; 75 MASTER CHEF; 36 MAYO QUEEN; 194 MENTAL DISORDER; 23 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 755 MRS. HEAD; 195 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 365 PELER; 40 PINK DOLPHIN; 98 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 54 RAT VON KIEL; 49 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 110 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 237 SEAL SUCKER; 75 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 703 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 730 SIR FREE WILLY; 729 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 892 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 442 TAMPAX; 9 THE COUNT; 64 UNSTABLE LOAD; 341 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 12 WEASEL’S WILLY WARMER; 119 WEE MOANING WEASEL

Returners – 15

2 Miro Habat; 3 Yuphin Somsakul; 71 007; 30 BOB-A-GOB; 273 COMPOST HEAP; 328 FUCK THE TRUTH; 304 GANGREEN; 39 GAS MAN; 10 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 10 SHE’S THE BOSS; 31 SPEW KING; 52 THE WIZARD; 217 TRY-A-FUCK; 206 TWO TIME; 819 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 3

5 Gene Parisa – Bangkok Thursday Hash, Thailand
17 DREGS – Brisbane Hash, Australia
2 TWENTY MINUTES ON TOP – Pattaya Jungle Irregular Lunar Hash, Thailand

Virgins – 0

~ none this week ~

Leavers – 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries – 2

GANGREEN was awarded his 300th Run T-Shirt.
RAT VON KIEL was awarded his 50th Run T-Shirt.

Hash Name Events – 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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Run 1740


—– RUN REPORT —–

Scribe Report by Hungarian Hooker Humper (with strong, and much needed assists from Sauce for the Goose and SFW.)

Hello Fellow Hashers Comrade Matey Peeps, It is me, HUNGARIAN HUSKY HUMPER doing his very first scribe. Today’s Hares are: PRINCESS BUM BOY, JUNGLE PRINCESS and JUNGLE MOTHER.

We arrived at a recently used A-Site that was now totally overgrown and everyone had fun and games parking thier expensive cars so that they could actually open the doors.

First circle was called and we welcomed one virgin, Ina from Norway… a woman. We were given a warning about taking too many beers from the beer truck at any one time. Apparently some people have been taking liberties and it has to stop. If you are too lazy to go to the beer truck yourself just be thirsty. The hares explained the run and advised us they would be serving food afterwards.

At 78 years young I went on the walk which turned out to be around 4 kilometres. The young fit bastards were all back earlier then we were with most hashers trotting back in the allotted time and the odd ones traipsing in very late.

I have to say HARBOUR QUICKSTART is the best looking hasher on the run and LONE WOLF chased his tail adequately taking the photos as usual. It is surprising to see old bastards in their 60’s and 70’s looking so fit and running so well.

The hares served food which was chicken,noodles and stir fried vegetables.. Very tasty and plenty of it. SFW as usual insisting everyone buy Raffle tickets and making personal rude remarks dare you attempt to refuse. Nice to see BALL RINGER bringing his son BEN 10 on the run.

Second circle called and the GM ices the hares and asks the Hashers what they thought of the run. Most agreed it was a good run especially remembering they were virgin hares. But then as they had bribed all with food they would say that wouldn’t they.

SFW takes the circle for the Raffle and has pre-arranged for TOSSA to wear a dress donated by EMPEROR AIRHEAD as an extra prize. REAR GUNNER wins the biscuits, G.I. JOE the gin and thinking of the future NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER wins a cuddly penguin and then gives it straight to seven year old NINJA PRINCESS!!! After one false call the dress is claimed by MR GIGGLE SHIT.

All the British put on the ice over the British Lions rugby with New Zealand..

EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes the circle and ices the hares again.. This man does an excellent job and is a very knowledgeable man indeed and commands everyone’s attention. It was agreed the run was good and the mother of the family gets named JUNGLE MOTHER.

No circle would be complete without the Belgians on the ice to celebrate the fact that NINJA PRINCESS has been granted Belgian citizenship.

Ina from Norway to welcome her to hashing and to advise her that the PH3 will now be her mother hash for all eternity.

WANK-KING’S WANKER takes the circle for the awards. LIBERACE has reached his 350 Runs and my mate PHANTOM was given his 50 Run Cap. DIRT LOONEY has now reached 100 Runs after running with us for 27 years!!!

GM takes the circle to ice the usually suspects,including CRAPPER, who is going back to Australia to celebrate his mother’s 90th birthday, as well as GOLDEN RIVET for something.

SFW, WEE MOANING WEASEL and a visitor called THE NIGERIAN are all iced for coming from the same “hood” in London. It is the first time SFW and THE NIGERIAN have met and it transpires they live only one street away from each other.

LONE WOLF takes over to ice me and PHANTOM to explain I have been pestering my mate to show me how to set up my android TV. I was also found guilty of giving financial advice to bar girls…… as if.!!!.

GM puts WHO CUT THE CHEESE and his wife MISS SUDOKU in the bucket for some reason.

We call on the hares to sing us a song and are rewarded with JUNGLE PRINCESS singing ‘Humpty Dumpty’ to us.

LOST CAUSE is brought in to explain to us why she puts fish heads in the cupboard… Sorry everyone I missed most of this.

BALL RINGER leads the Hash Hymn. WANK-KING’S WANKER looks stupid and acts stupid but it is all an act of course… or is it?

MIDENKI JOL ERESTE MAGAT. Which translated from my native language of Hungarian means: “We had a good time”.

On-On! Hungarian Hooker Humper

Next week’s scribe is to be announced

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—– STATS REPORT —–

Names are listed in alphabetical order and show Total Runs with the PH3.

Total Runners This Week – 71

Hashers Present Last Week – xx

8 Wichuda Prakaykaeu; 44 ARSE VAN HOLE; 610 BALL RINGER; 392 BELL END; 130 BEN 10; 113 CAMEL HUMPER; 34 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 116 CRAPPER; 87 DEL BOY; 105 DESERT SCORPION; 100 DIRT LOONEY; 523 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 1407 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 2 FLATULENCE; 640 G.I. JOE; 775 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 108 GOLDEN RIVET; 9 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 11 HOME BREW; 8 HUNGARIAN HOOKER HUMPER; 76 INVISIBLE MAN; 707 LADY FLIPPER; 350 LIBERACE; 440 LONE WOLF; 140 LOST CAUSE; 74 MASTER CHEF; 35 MAYO QUEEN; 165 MENSTRUAL DISORDER; 193 MENTAL DISORDER; 9 MISS SUDOKU; 94 MUD CRACKER; 40 MUD’S CRACK; 194 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 364 PELER; 59 PHANTOM; 39 PINK DOLPHIN; 167 PINKABOO; 72 POCKET SOCKET; 97 PRINCESS BUM BOY; 53 RAT VON KIEL; 260 REAR GUNNER; 48 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 109 SCARLET PIMPERNEL; 236 SEAL SUCKER; 74 SHIT ON MY SHIRT; 702 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 729 SIR FREE WILLY; 728 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 891 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD; 441 TAMPAX; 8 THE COUNT; 38 TOSSA; 63 UNSTABLE LOAD; 340 WANK-KING’S WANKER; 11 WEASEL’S WILLY WARMER; 118 WEE MOANING WEASEL; 13 WHO CUT THE CHEESE

Returners – 8

3 Carl Kvistad; 6 ANDY WHOREHOLE; 46 COW FISTER; 20 GIGGLE TITS; 170 GREYHOUND; 10 JUNGLE MOTHER; 22 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 754 MRS. HEAD

Visitors (PH3 Total Runs) – 5

1 THE NIGERIAN – Cairo Hash, Egypt
23 JUNGLE PRINCESS – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
7 NINJA PRINCESS – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
7 NOISY QUEEN – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
6 SILENT PRINCESS – Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand

Virgins – 1

Ime Himdhammer

Leavers – 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries – x

LIBERACE was congratulated on completing his 350th Run.
DIRT LOONEY was congratulated on completing his 100th Run.
PHANTOM was awarded his 50th Run Hat.

Hash Name Events – 0

Id Malthe was given the New Hash Name JUNGLE MOTHER.

Saints and Sinners – 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays – 0

~ none this week ~


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