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We are updating our website to a new format after five years. A lot of improvements have occurred in the software and we want to take advantage of better performance on mobile devices and to streamline the navigation of the site.

Please patient with us as we migrate the 800+ pages and 18,000 photos to this new site layout. We will also be updating the basic functioning of the site so the site may look strange at times or not work correctly as we make the adjustments. But the Next Run Maps and Run Reports will always be right here on the home page.

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Brief Status Update

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Receding Hareline Report

rabbit-alpha-120.pngHareline now open to the end of December .All dates are filled now up to the AGPU.
We enjoy a well filled hareline thanks to the hashers who step forward to volunteer.
Most sincere thanks and On-on !

Mis-Management Meeting Report

cheetah-alpha-120.pngThe next meeting of the Mis-management Committee will be on October 4th at 4:00PM at Jameson's Irish Pub. All PH3 members are welcome to attend.
The September Minutes of the Mis-Management Committee are posted.
Minutes from all meetings since Run 1500 can be viewed here.
A Mis-Management Committee Charter was passed at the April 2017 Meeting.
It defines the responsibilities and authority of the Committee and its members.

2017 Veterans Run Final Results

angry-scot-alpha-120.pngThe final numbers are in for the 2017 Veterans' Run .
The 50 hashers who qualified got a free run on the day and a commemorative coffee mug.
Another 27 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying.
Qualifying hashers who could not attend can collect their mug upon their return.
46 hashers qualified to run free in 2016 and received a PH3 beach towel.

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Upcoming Runs


Next PH3 Run 1751
Monday, September 25th 2017

rainbow-foot-120.pngHares:  
The Wizard, Arse Bandit, Dirt Looney and Andy Whorehole
Location:   Soi Wat Yan Sanwararam – 8.8 km E of Sukhumvit
GPS:   12°46'37.19"N   100°59'6.22"E
Download Google Earth .kmz file
On-On Bar:  Nicky's Bar
Meeting Point Map

Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 3:00PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:30PM sharp.   Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:30PM. Second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Run 1751 Map

A-Site Mis-Directions (for those with own transport)

From Soi Thep Prasit drive South along Sukhumvit Road approx 12.3 km to Soi Wat Yansangwararam (Wat Yan). Drive past the Wat Yan tourist complex, following the road past the car park area and up the hill. At the T-junction (6.2 km from Sukhumvit Road), turn right (HHH). Continue for a further 600m and turn right again (HHH). Follow this road for 500m and turn left (HHH) and drive 1.5 km. Turn right (HHH) into a small track and continue about 100m to the A-Site. The last HHH sign is 600m from Highway 331 on Wat Yan Road if coming that way.

Note: Regard all km readings as approximate to be used in conjunction with the HHH signs.
Please note that maps are orientated with North at top unless otherwise specified.


Recent Runs


Latest PH3 Run 1750
VV Barbecue Run (Part 2)
Monday, September 18th 2017

Hares:
VV, Rat von Kiel and Two Time
Map to Run 1750 A-Site
Scribe:   Rear Gunner
Hash Flash:   Lone Wolf
Runners:   79
On-On Bar:  Jolly's Piss Stop
GPS:   12°54'4.30"N   100°59'51.31"E
Download Google Earth .kmz fileSoi Polo 1 - 5.0 km N and behind Siam Country Club

—  70 RUN PHOTOS THIS WEEK  —


—– SCRIBE REPORT by Rear Gunner —–


Another beautiful day in Pattaya, a great day to run around in the jungle through water and mud and chased by cattle and dogs and farmers. Today’s hares are VV the most experienced hare in Thailand and his sidekick TWO TIME plus RAT VON KEIL. Todays “A” site is a new one off Soi Polo 1 with adequate parking and a decent sized circle area.

PINKABOO and I arrived early as usual and parked under a tree behind BALL RINGER’s car until FLIPPER then BELL END said I’d parked under a wasp nest so I quickly moved and parked across the road. The Belgians are all here in their traditional Hash red and black shirts, they’ve taken over from the French.

Circled up and GM today is THE WIZARD, any volunteers to be todays scribe? The silence was deafening, hashers looking at their feet or at the trees, walking to their cars. “Okay, I’ll do it!”. It’s fucken’ easy just write down anything you can remember then make up some stuff and put in a few Hashers names to make people happy.

New shoes? Three volunteers had their shoes christened, virgins next. “Welcome to the PH3. It’s now your Mother Hash and we’ll fuck with you later.”

Hares in to explain the run RAT VON KEIL starts with shredded paper and hanging paper and BLUE checks and RED back checks then VV corrects the first fuck up of the day it’s RED checks and BLUE back checks with a walkers trail about 4 km and the runners about 1 hour and the paper starts to the right ON ON!

Off we go first check 5 minutes into the run with SPERM POLLUTER to the right and GI JOE to the left. So I go left with JOE because he’s got a GPS. I go right as JOE heads straight and praise the lord, paper! I yell ON ON and I’m a FRB for 5 minutes until I find the first back check, bastards! I went from the front to the rear pretty quick.

GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER aka GKW, sounds like one of those sprays used on a rusty tool or tight nuts, SPERM POLLUTER, GI JOE after short cutting, DEL BOY are the new FRB’s. DIRT LOONEY is having a day off being a FRB and I’m fucked after 10 minutes as it’s my second run in 2 months.

Excellent trail well papered and the rest of the checks and back check were great because they were all broken by the time I got to them.

Circle up, hares iced and all runners confirm that it was an excellent run.

FREE WILLY’s Raffle starts with CASPER winning the top prize of a large bottle of Vino Collapso, she said after drinking half a litre SPERM POLLUTER is a very attractive man. Other winners DOESN’T CUM ENOUGH, I think she selected the bottle of Vodka to make her boyfriend look good, IRREGULAR PERIOD, Bernie “RUBBER DICK”, MINELESS CUNT, HAPPY SURVIVOR, RAT VON KEIL and THE COUNT. Congratulations.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes the circle and thanks the hares with ice. Thanked hares for a new “A” site which is getting rarer these days, excellent signs of the correct colour. Virgins welcomed properly with more beer and now they are part of the PH3 family.

WANK-KING’S WANKER takes over for the awards and fucks these up as usual, GI JOE 650 Runs, LONE WOLF 450 Runs and LOST CAUSE 150 Runs. VV for his 161 Runs? WTF? WW it’s 161 Hares.

DIRT LOONEY iced for haring next week’s run. Told his fellow hares THE WIZARD, ARSE BANDIT and ANDY WHOREHOLE that he never hares without a GPS so when they went out for a reccy DIRT LOONEY was asked where was the all important GPS? “I forgot it’s at home on the charger.” Fuck! But don’t worry I’ve got it all on computer. Computer broken, fuck! Let’s go and reccy a nearby trail, oop’s wrong trail, fuck! I’ll just turn the car around in this little bit of mud, car sank in the mud, fuck! Car stuck in the mud, but don’t worry Oz can dig it out by hand, it’s only 34 degrees and sunny just the way Pommies like it, fuck! DIRT LOONEY presented with a kids bucket and spade to be kept in the car for future fuck ups. Will be used often.

CRAPPER iced for his birthday but no cake as he had a cake made by SPERM POLLUTER yesterday with eggs, powder and beer, SPERM POLLUTER iced for not knowing the ingredients of a cake. Excuse for not using flour is that he gave CASPER a shopping list for eggs and flour but he got eggs and a flower so he improvised. WANK-KING’S WANKER iced for washing his phone in the bucket, it was found but no one claimed it so it was put back in the bucket for safe keeping.

LONE WOLF has todays Lost & Found, FRODO iced and reunited with his lost T shirt FUCK KNOWS iced for losing something but I can’t see what it is and I can’t see who it is so I ask SPERM POLLUTER he said Fuck Knows, close enough.

BURL IVES asked if anyone has lost anything? No clues, no nothing. If you’ve lost something you won’t know you’ve lost it until you look for it!

SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE iced for suggesting SPERM POLLUTER was a deviant for stalking two American ladies at yesterday’s PJH3. Pretty obvious. WANK-KING’S WANKER iced and bucketed. Patrick in the bucket, ARSE BANDIT iced, noisy bastards.

HARBOR QUICKSTART iced after accusation of trying to mount SPERM POLLUTER when he fell over in front of her and his shorts slipped down to his knees, he waited 5 minutes but nothing happened, she said she shortcut through the trees to avoid a big hole.

Aussies iced for being the most popular people on the planet and were getting the new iPhone before anyone else so we could track our activities which was questioned by GM THE WIZARD as we aren’t very good at anything that could be defined as an activity. What about wanking? That’s an activity?

Last down downs BALL RINGER, BEN 10, ANTIQUE, SEAL SUCKER and Hash Hymn sung. Anyway another good Hashing day out. Thanks to VV and TWO TIME for the Bar B Que, there’s nothing like a nice sausage.

And thanks to all the Belgians who stayed to help VV, LIBERACE and TWO TIME pack up the beer truck. See you next week for THE WIZARD, DIRT LOONEY, ARSE BANDIT and ANDY WHOREHOLE run. “A” site about 8 km up Wat Yan.

On-On!   Rear Gunner



-- STATS REPORT (Showing total PH3 runs) --

Total Runners This Week - 79

Hashers Present Last Week - 63

3 Patrick Bertilsson; 5 Orlando Delaet; 6 Chris Òesteby; 3 Oraphon Phakho; 17 Wichuda Prakaykaeu; 4 Hana Seslar; 149 ANTIQUE; 28 ARSE BANDIT; 54 ARSE VAN HOLE; 620 BALL RINGER; 401 BELL END; 139 BEN 10; 213 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK; 126 BURL IVES; 65 CASPER; 43 CHICKEN DUNDEE; 123 CRAPPER; 96 DEL BOY; 109 DIRT LOONEY; 22 DOESN'T COME ENOUGH; 327 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 24 DREGS; 533 DUCHESS TADPOLE; 8 FLATULENCE; 62 FREQUENT STREAKER; 21 FRODO; 650 G.I. JOE; 313 GANGREEN; 30 GIGGLE TITS; 118 GOLDEN RIVET; 17 HAPPY SURVIVOR; 17 HARBOR QUICKSTART; 47 HARBOR WHORE; 33 HOI WAN; 717 LADY FLIPPER; 360 LIBERACE; 450 LONE WOLF; 150 LOST CAUSE; 18 LOVELY LADY; 208 MARATHON MAN; 45 MAYO QUEEN; 124 MISS USE ME; 32 MR GIGGLE SHIT; 204 NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER; 69 PHANTOM; 79 POCKET SOCKET; 63 RAT VON KIEL; 205 RUBBER DICK; 245 SEAL SUCKER; 18 SHE'S THE BOSS; 739 SIR FREE WILLY; 738 SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 11 SPEEDY GONORRHEA; 90 SPERM POLLUTER; 454 SQUEEZE MY TUBE; 195 STEPTOE; 70 TELLY TUBBY; 11 THE COUNT; 61 THE WIZARD; 214 TWO TIME; 73 UNSTABLE LOAD; 829 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR; 350 WANK-KING'S WANKER;

Returners - 13

3 Orn Kritikunawat; 2 Darren Lassman; 6 Supatra Thuekratok; 30 BLACK DIAMOND; 1413 EMPEROR AIRHEAD; 12 EXCESS BAGGAGE; 783 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER; 63 IRREGULAR PERIOD; 97 MINELESS CUNT; 168 PINKABOO; 261 REAR GUNNER; 55 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 17 WHO CARES;

Visitors - 0

~ none this week ~

Virgins - 3

On Goiram; Srecko Pesjak; Nee Theo;

Leavers - 0

~ none this week ~

Anniversaries - 4

G.I. JOE was congratulated on completing his 650th Run.
LONE WOLF was congratulated on completing his 450th Run.
WANK-KING'S WANKER was congratulated on completing his 350th Run.
LOST CAUSE was congratulated on completing her 150th Run.

Hash Name Events - 0

~ none this week ~

Saints and Sinners - 0

~ none this week ~

Birthdays - 1

Happy Birthday CRAPPER - 17 September



Statistics


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A Statistics Landing Page will appear here with an info box about awards and such
A selector mechanism (yet to be designed) that user can find 100+ runs, 10+ hares, etc
Newcomer totals, number of runners, some new stats pages
Awards Status – who’s coming up, who is owed an award, etc

 

 

 

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General Info


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This is the General Info Section of the Home Page
it will contain links to onon bars, local hashes, The FAQ pages (rewritten), Hash Songs,
Shirt Designs, Rules for hares and anythng doesn’t fit elsewhere

 

 

 

 

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Archives


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The Archive Section of the Home Page
it will contain tables with all the statistics for previous years (since 2013 for now).
We will also link to Clitface’s old site. We may in future extract all that data 
and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and
to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.

 

 

 

 

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Contact Us


This is a page with some basic contact information, such as an address and phone number.

Contact us if you have a query, want to contribute to the site, or just want to say “Hello!”. We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Sorry, the contact form has been temporary disabled, but we’ll get it back online after reconstruction.

In the meantime please use the following contact details:

Contact the Grand Master, Mental Disorder
Email – GM@pattayah3.com
Tel — 089 095 7306

Contact the Web Master, Wank-King’s Wanker
E-mail – webmaster@pattayah3.com
Tel — 09 71 370 313

Contact the Hare Raiser, Sir Free Willy
E-mail – hareraiser@pattayah3.com
Tel — 086 078 5681